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this is 100% canon. do not try to troll this thread by saying something different, because you would just make a fool of yourself. he has eight kids, possibly by 2 different moms, and is definitely a dragon.
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- Piso Mojado
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before you post something about him being a turtle because of this shell, let me remind you that there are no turtles who talk or breathe fire so just stop typing. Same about him fathering children via sex
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Aug 22, 2019 03:02
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- Macnult
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even if king koopa was a turtle, which he is not, he would still gently caress
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Aug 22, 2019 03:04
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koopa definitely did not kidnap those kids, fyi. he fathered them and raised them by himself, with no help except the walking mushrooms probably helped as much as they could. they gently caress too, but just differently
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Aug 22, 2019 03:07
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even if king koopa was a turtle, which he is not, he would still gently caress
[in thick italian grandmother accent] "Turltes do not-a gently caress, they make-a love"
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Ok, I'll bite. Who did he gently caress, to make the little fuckers
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Aug 22, 2019 03:34
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Also here's why he's not a dragon. It's because dragons don't walk on two legs.
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Aug 22, 2019 03:36
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I agree wit the following:
1) he's not a turtle
2) he fucks
3) his seed is mighty
can't think of anything else i agree with
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Aug 22, 2019 03:38
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they gently caress too, but just differently
*takes a drag from my dollar store corncob pipe i bought for a snowman but then in midst of summer realized i didn't have anything to smoke with* ...yes, do go on
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Aug 22, 2019 03:45
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I live a little over an hour away from Nintendo's corporate headquarters. So I could swing by and ask for some clarifications if need be.
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Aug 22, 2019 03:45
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Also here's why he's not a dragon. It's because dragons don't walk on two legs.
dragons fly, which bowser can do as well, he just chooses not to.
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Aug 22, 2019 04:02
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i've connected a lot of yarns this evening op and i got this one connection from king koopa and, well, the only peg left is *turns to the camera* bowser
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Aug 22, 2019 04:04
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Wait! Dennis Hopper isn't a dragon OR a turtle!
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Aug 22, 2019 04:20
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I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
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Larry he had with Mary.
With Emmy he begot dear Lemmy
And what about Roy?
A lady named Joy!
Wendy's? Forget; but lord, was she bendy.
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Aug 22, 2019 04:23
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I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
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please clap
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Aug 22, 2019 04:24
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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i agree with the op
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Aug 22, 2019 04:35
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Turtles are amphibious. He is clearly a tortoise.
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Aug 22, 2019 04:52
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HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
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gas
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Aug 22, 2019 04:52
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HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
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fuk bowsur
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Aug 22, 2019 04:53
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HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
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piss rear end koopa
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Aug 22, 2019 04:54
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by sebmojo
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^ holy poo poo
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Aug 22, 2019 04:57
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green king koopa is so loving hot its unbelievable
 
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Aug 22, 2019 05:02
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i mean all his forms are amazing too but folks you gotta have a favorite
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Aug 22, 2019 05:03
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One day nearer spring
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just deal with the inherent eroticism, like... gently caress dude... wtf
green king koopa is so loving hot its unbelievable
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Aug 22, 2019 05:03
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I thought that the brothers were friends with Bowser IRL.
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Aug 22, 2019 05:10
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by sebmojo
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russian deepfake
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Aug 22, 2019 05:10
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- Plant MONSTER.
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I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
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king poopa
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Aug 22, 2019 05:34
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gamer grad students in lab coats jotting down equations and running tests to determine whether king koopa prefers “daddy” or “sir”
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Aug 22, 2019 06:05
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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Aug 22, 2019 06:19
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Thank you Mario
But Bowser is in another princess
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Aug 22, 2019 08:06
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hell, same
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Aug 22, 2019 11:50
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- google THIS
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dragons fly, which bowser can do as well, he just chooses not to.
It's more like he can't fly (no wings) but he chooses to anyway (ships and clown faces with comically small propellers attached)
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Aug 22, 2019 12:58
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the real question is this:
DOES TOAD gently caress?
he sporulates
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Aug 22, 2019 18:37
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Im a wario im a gonna gently caress
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Aug 22, 2019 18:44
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I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
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yeah basically toad is constantly making GBS threads out spores from his head which germinate when they land where conditions are just right, forming a web of haploid mycelium. When two opposing mating types of mycelium meet, they fuse and this fused mycelium develops a fruiting body which grows into Toad.
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- WetNightmare
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cant believe Putty said all that poo poo about bowser and Pisado Mojado was just like w/e
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