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hello welcome and race to the joke #2
in this thread you write a joke about werner herzog and hope to get empty-quoted. the first person to receive 3 empty quotes from others wins this race to the joke
i will provide color commentary like an announcer at a horse race during this race to the joke, merely describing mechanically what is going on without giving preference or winking nod to any particular joke
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Aug 26, 2019 18:51
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- Adbot
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May 6, 2024 17:48
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- Finger Prince
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I believe it was Werner Herzog who once said: "The people in Dubai don't like the Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi do"
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Aug 26, 2019 19:06
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I believe it was Werner Herzog who once said: "The people in Dubai don't like the Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi do"
The gun fires the blank and we see Finger Prince rocketing out of the turnstile with his signature opening, blazing a trail on this quarter-mile loop.
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Aug 26, 2019 19:21
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- vanisher
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What's a werner herzog with you
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Aug 26, 2019 21:07
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- Diqnol
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Herzog would be a great GBS moderator because at least he really would eat his own hat
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Aug 26, 2019 21:13
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- FreshCutFries
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that scene from grizzly man where Herzog is listening to the bear attack audio, but it's the something awful documentary that and the "Shmorky Tape"
"I think you should not keep it, you should destroy it." he says passing the tape to Lowtax
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Aug 26, 2019 21:49
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- nut
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wiener herzog
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Aug 26, 2019 22:11
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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Grizzly man walks into a bear
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Aug 26, 2019 23:31
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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werner herzog narrating my online dating profile, grimly telling the viewers that this man has no chance of attracting a mate
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Aug 27, 2019 00:21
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- google THIS
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werner i herzog a gf so i could watch her pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month
google THIS fucked around with this message at 00:35 on Aug 27, 2019
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Aug 27, 2019 00:32
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- nut
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werner i herzog a gf so i could watch her pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month
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Aug 27, 2019 00:35
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Grizzly man walks into a bear
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Aug 27, 2019 01:25
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- Stoner Sloth
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Grizzly man walks into a bear
many good ones here but these are my favourites so far
   
       
  
 
   
sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!
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Aug 27, 2019 01:33
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Rules note: only single empty-quotes count
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Aug 27, 2019 01:43
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- roomforthetuna
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I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!
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Aug 27, 2019 02:19
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Grizzly man walks into a bear
woooooo tiny shout out to deaf sex woooooooo it is spooky and i should have slept more posting up a storm this night wooooooooooooo i say. tiny shout out to mocking quantum also that guy rules. whoooooooooooo
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Aug 27, 2019 02:40
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who is gonna to be the decider this is tense as anything
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woooooo tiny shout out to deaf sex woooooooo it is spooky and i should have slept more posting up a storm this night wooooooooooooo i say. tiny shout out to mocking quantum also that guy rules. whoooooooooooo
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Aug 27, 2019 02:41
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"Hey Werner- where you want to go for lunch, man?"
"Stars spin and reel in confusion. Time passes in blindness. Rivers flow without knowing their course. Only death is cruelly sure."
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Aug 27, 2019 03:45
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- Scaly Haylie
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hai guys what's going on in this thread
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Aug 27, 2019 04:20
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- Escape From Noise
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Grizzly man walks into a bear
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Aug 27, 2019 04:31
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- Escape From Noise
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Join me in the fight to help save rural America from 30-50 Werner Herzogs!
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Aug 27, 2019 05:19
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"Hey Werner- where you want to go for lunch, man?"
"Stars spin and reel in confusion. Time passes in blindness. Rivers flow without knowing their course. Only death is cruelly sure."
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Aug 27, 2019 06:24
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Bon adventures post was so good the rules have changed, it is now n empty-quotes
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Aug 27, 2019 06:25
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"Hey Werner- where you want to go for lunch, man?"
"Stars spin and reel in confusion. Time passes in blindness. Rivers flow without knowing their course. Only death is cruelly sure."
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Aug 27, 2019 07:15
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That video of Werner Herzog getting shot still makes me laugh. Just the fact that he's so entirely nonplussed.
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Aug 27, 2019 07:16
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- Escape From Noise
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"Hey Werner- where you want to go for lunch, man?"
"Stars spin and reel in confusion. Time passes in blindness. Rivers flow without knowing their course. Only death is cruelly sure."
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Aug 27, 2019 07:23
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- Adbot
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May 6, 2024 17:48
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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werner hersogs car breaks down in the countryside and he walks to a lone farmhouse. the farmer greets him and says he can stay but on the condition that mr. herzog not sleep with his attractive daughter
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