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nut

he seem like such a nice guy when he sang w mrs. gaga

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nut

ok i was thinking about it more and i guess a guy who takes the limitless pill probably has really good aim?

Heather Papps

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sharon osborne murdered all those orphans that one time but we never talk about it



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WetNightmare

by sebmojo
whahts really crazy is that as a kid he wanted to be a sniper and sing with Lady Gaga, and he even said her name as a baby

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Heather Papps

hello friend


WetNightmare posted:

whahts really crazy is that as a kid he wanted to be a sniper and sing with Lady Gaga, and he even said her name as a baby

man that is crazy i did not know that one and i am a real "gaga head" as we are called



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WetNightmare

by sebmojo
yeawh his first words were "cant wait to be a sniper and sing with lady gaga"

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Heather Papps

hello friend


dang. i can't believe bradley cooper shot all those guys.



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WetNightmare

by sebmojo
andthe movie Can't Hardly Wait is actually a double entendre about having sex for the first time and also bradley coopers future ambitions

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WetNightmare

by sebmojo
beforehe shot ppl in iraq he would oftene point the stock of his rifle at them like babe ruth calling the homerun

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nut

bradley cooper only agreed to act in the hangover because he thought that was the type of pose he'd be in while he was sniping people

nut

like he's hanging over an edge

WetNightmare

by sebmojo
towards the end of his deployment the enemy soldiers were starstruck and in love with the idea of getting shot by bradley cooper

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Heather Papps

hello friend


why is this not in the news guys can i post this thread to facebook?



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nut

Heather Papps posted:

why is this not in the news guys can i post this thread to facebook?

finally can use the share button in op

WetNightmare

by sebmojo
bradley cooper once killed his teacher using only a wad of paper, spit, and a plastic red straw

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Heather Papps

hello friend


WE NEED TO STOP BRADLEY COOPER NOW



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nut

we need to figure out how to seal all of bradley cooper and not just his voice into ricky racoon from the avengers

nut

wait does the racoon have a gun in the movie?

Luvcow

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I can only imagine all of bradley coopers high school friends being all like "I wanna have sexand do drugs and listen to sublime and cool ska poo poo" and bradley is like "lol I wanna shoot a ton of people in iraq "

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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I can't believe nobody is talking about how David Bowie built a time machine and gave it to hugh Jackman

Heather Papps

hello friend


why aren't we talking about bowies occult period? why?! WHY!



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WetNightmare

by sebmojo

Luvcow posted:

I can only imagine all of bradley coopers high school friends being all like "I wanna have sexand do drugs and listen to sublime and cool ska poo poo" and bradley is like "lol I wanna shoot a ton of people in iraq "

i literally heard him say that before while walking by

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WetNightmare

by sebmojo
not sure exactly when ... i know robin williams wasnt dead at age 69 yet so def b4 the events of 9/11

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Heather Papps

hello friend


ok i have been looking into it and brad coop even said now, like, today "i want to go back to iraq, and kill"



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by sebmojo
what about a movie kind of like Happy Gilmore but its bradley cooper and how good he is with sniper bullets
and he gets hella mad when he misses

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nut

he texted me "iraq and roll" and said he took a couple more limitless pills

Heather Papps

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bee eater posted:

he texted me "iraq and roll" and said he took a couple more limitless pills

i want those pills but i will not kill children in iraq



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WetNightmare

by sebmojo
GET INTO YOUR SKULLL, ARE YOU TOO GOOD FOR YOUR SKULLLL

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nut

Heather Papps posted:

i want those pills but i will not kill children in iraq

thats what bradley cooper told until he gt the pills

Escape From Noise

Are the pills why he went to the mental hospital and tried to help break out Chris Tucker?

Sorry. I don't know a lot about his life.

Heather Papps

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gwgj help bradley is chasing me right now yelling about "the pill" and "osama" help



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Luvcow

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WetNightmare posted:

GET INTO YOUR SKULLL, ARE YOU TOO GOOD FOR YOUR SKULLLL

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


if looks could kill then bradley wouldn't need all those bullets

Heather Papps

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he shot wildly at me with an ak47, the whole time he was yelling about "hangover this!"



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WetNightmare

by sebmojo
what i bradley cooper farted a little when he shoots the gun hhaaha how embarassing both for him and for the man who is getting shot to death by another man farting

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WetNightmare

by sebmojo
and what if it stank but cooper had to lay in it anyway lolllllllllll

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WetNightmare

by sebmojo
what if he farted so stank that it made him question his actions like does he really want to go crawlin around iraq shooting ppl in between laying in his own gas

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DB Pooper

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
What if you got shot by someone with a sniper rifle as they were having sex with lady gaga


wouldn't that be wacky

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Escape From Noise

DB Pooper posted:

What if you got shot by someone with a sniper rifle as they were having sex with lady gaga


wouldn't that be wacky

Then, what if she wrote a song about that?

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WetNightmare

by sebmojo

DB Pooper posted:

What if you got shot by someone with a sniper rifle as they were having sex with lady gaga


wouldn't that be wacky

the sex was funn y but get this...what if they fart in harmony? :lol:

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