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 Last, but not least, we come to Super Rude Bear Resurrection. Amy Gilroy encouraged me to check this out at PAX East this year after she had played it at one of those United Kingdom conventions where they all run around screaming about tea and crumpets and Amy whacks people with shillelaghs. Super Rude Bear Resurrection is a brutal fast-paced masocore platformer where you’re going to die. A lot. Like sooooo many times. But unlike something like Super Meat Boy, SRBR (that’s what the hip speedrunners call it…I think…I don’t know I was looking for an out to abbreviate it for the rest of the post) has the potential to get easier the more times you die. One-upping the idea that Super Meat Boy shows the gory meaty remains of your attempts until you beat a level, SRBR actually leaves your bear corpse where it fell. What that means is if you died jumping on spikes, your old body is now a new platform between you and said spikes so you can jump on your old body and progress through (screaming “gently caress you spikes!” if you’re anything like me). It’s still possible to play through the entire game without dying and there are probably insane speedrunners out there who have and have done it faster than it would take me to get through a single level, but the idea that my failures are something both to learn from and make my next attempt easier helped me commit to SRBR in a way that Super Meat Boy never would. So that’s my list. Thanks for reading! Thanks to Irrational Passions for inviting me over to write this up and just being a genuinely awesome group of people. Oh AND for giving me a haircut this year!
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Aug 28, 2019 21:48
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wow... the world of video games is darker than I thought...
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Oddworld..for the Xbox Original. Hit the white button to burp ; and the black button to fart.
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Turned my speakers down when I played Kingpin
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infinite anime posted:Oddworld..for the Xbox Original. Hit the white button to burp ; and the black button to fart.
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i moved it back. enjoy 
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GTA: San Andreas has some really messed up stuff.
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Arrhythmia posted:Jak 2
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FactsAreUseless posted:When Jak 2 says "I'm gonna kill Praxis" and he says "kill" scary it was like, chills. Daxter drinks, stares at boobs, and later wears pants.
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I never played it but I'm guessing it has some major swears based on the ad
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https://tcrf.net/Front_Mission:_Gun_Hazard
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I think the first game I remember playing that had swears was Final Fantasy VII
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did anyone post qbert yet? that little guy was PISSED! lol
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gas this again
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Can’t really think of any of note OP. Sorry.
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7 year old Jeff in the car, reading his new Doom 2 instruction manual: Mom, what's an SOB?
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:7 year old Jeff in the car, reading his new Doom 2 instruction manual: Mom, what's an SOB? When I was like 12 my mom took me to the store to buy Destroy All Humans and on the way back when I was reading the instruction manual she happened to glance over when I was reading the weapons section and saw ANAL PROBE in big letters and I got in trouble
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Chuck Buried Treasure posted:When I was like 12 my mom took me to the store to buy Destroy All Humans and on the way back when I was reading the instruction manual she happened to glance over when I was reading the weapons section and saw ANAL PROBE in big letters and I got in trouble Reading the instruction manual in the back seat on the ride home after your parents got you a new game FTMFW
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Chuck Buried Treasure posted:When I was like 12 my mom took me to the store to buy Destroy All Humans and on the way back when I was reading the instruction manual she happened to glance over when I was reading the weapons section and saw ANAL PROBE in big letters and I got in trouble lol
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Chuck Buried Treasure posted:When I was like 12 my mom took me to the store to buy Destroy All Humans and on the way back when I was reading the instruction manual she happened to glance over when I was reading the weapons section and saw ANAL PROBE in big letters and I got in trouble Lol
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Chuck Buried Treasure posted:When I was like 12 my mom took me to the store to buy Destroy All Humans and on the way back when I was reading the instruction manual she happened to glance over when I was reading the weapons section and saw ANAL PROBE in big letters and I got in trouble
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Chuck Buried Treasure posted:When I was like 12 my mom took me to the store to buy Destroy All Humans and on the way back when I was reading the instruction manual she happened to glance over when I was reading the weapons section and saw ANAL PROBE in big letters and I got in trouble lol. My mom got pissed at me when I asked what a historectomy was because it was in a rap song in WWE Smackdown vs RAW 2006
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evne as a british guy i cant explain what the gently caress e the reason english games from that era were like that for
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Arrhythmia posted:Reading the instruction manual in the back seat on the ride home after your parents got you a new game FTMFW my mom wouldn't let me play a new game unless I read the manual first
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Yo, this is Playstation 2, Smackdown: Here Comes the Pain! The fire in the game's insane, and I'm not talkin about Kane. You won't believe all the divas in a Bra & Panties match Create your own superstar, it keeps all your stats! This time they added blood, you can tell when you're in danger, And I dare you to conquer the Elimination Chamber. We got too many options, it'll fool any geek. In Legends mode, you can use Snuka, or the Iron Sheik. Yo, this is Thuganomics, man, this class is dismissed. So go! Get out man, and pop that disc! What?
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I.N.R.I posted:evne as a british guy i cant explain what the gently caress e the reason english games from that era were like that for
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