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I saw an ad for Hot Pockets recently and I realized that I don't know anyone who eats them as an adult. Then I thought of that Jim Gaffigan stand up bit, then that time Jim Gaffigan showed up on SVU as a pedo who dressed up as a birthday clown and anyway do you like Hot Pockets?
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Aug 29, 2019 19:11
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They're no pizza rolls, OP.
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Aug 29, 2019 19:12
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I don't even know what a "Hot Pocket" is. A sex move where you smear Deep Heat in her vagina?
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Aug 29, 2019 19:13
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im personally not a fan OP but they are decent emergency drunk food
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Aug 29, 2019 19:13
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Sunswipe posted:I don't even know what a "Hot Pocket" is. A sex move where you smear Deep Heat in her vagina? Like a meat pie or calzone but with a metal sleeve for the microwave.
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Aug 29, 2019 19:15
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Universe Master posted:Like a meat pie or calzone but with a metal sleeve for the microwave. Well that's far less interesting. I'mma go search for Deep Heat on Pornhub.
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Aug 29, 2019 19:17
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they're ok but i don't buy them anymore as a grown up, i buy the $4 frozen pizza and eat the whole thing instead
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Aug 29, 2019 19:18
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eh they kinda suck and theyre pretty expensive
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Aug 29, 2019 19:19
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I keep some as on-a-bender forgot-to-eat-today food, or extremely hungover food. They own for that. I don't think I've had one sober in at least a decade.
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Aug 29, 2019 19:20
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Are we talking Alabama Hot Pockets, OP? Because then that changes things 
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Aug 29, 2019 19:21
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is that when you find a nice ripe watermelon that's been sitting in the sun all day and have intercourse with it?
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Aug 29, 2019 19:23
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Burning hot on the end, frozen in the middle.
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Aug 29, 2019 19:25
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Is that the thing where you dress up as a rich person and pretend to throw money at someone and they have to call you "Daddy Hot pockets" like a weird sexual role-play thing? Because no I don't like that.
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Aug 29, 2019 19:27
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I like the Meatball and Mozzarella and Barbecue Chicken flavored Hot Pockets the best.
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Aug 29, 2019 19:28
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voted Goku Pockets
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Aug 29, 2019 19:30
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I don't know. The closest I've come is luke warm pockets when I pissed in my pants. And wet. My pockets were wet.
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Aug 29, 2019 19:31
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When my hands are cold I like to stick them in my pockets to warm them up. So yes.
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Aug 29, 2019 19:32
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My dick doesn't fit inside them well
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Aug 29, 2019 19:38
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If you go to a Packer game here in Wisconsin you know it can be brutally cold during the game, but they sell these things you can keep in your pockets to keep your hands hot. They're called brats, and what I like to do is shove three or four in there and really work them over. Nice and toasty. Now THAT is a good hot pocket, op.
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Aug 29, 2019 19:41
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i love garbage food for garbage people
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Aug 29, 2019 19:41
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loving no (sure do)
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Aug 29, 2019 19:42
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Big Beef City posted:If you go to a Packer game here in Wisconsin you know it can be brutally cold during the game, but they sell these things you can keep in your pockets to keep your hands hot. another good tip is to keep your brats warm in your 'third pocket'
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Aug 29, 2019 19:43
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ikanreed posted:My dick doesn't fit inside them well too much room
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Aug 29, 2019 19:44
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Chinatown posted:im personally not a fan OP but they are decent emergency drunk food Do you get beefy with a Meatball one?
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Aug 29, 2019 19:46
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I haven't had one in about a decade, but I used to like the breakfast lean pockets
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Aug 29, 2019 19:49
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Mozi posted:is that when you find a nice ripe watermelon that's been sitting in the sun all day and have intercourse with it? No, thats a Code Red Hot
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Aug 29, 2019 19:52
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I brought a box of hotpockets for the first time in a couple of years, but it was actually a box of digirono's stromboli. I thought it was fine.
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Aug 29, 2019 19:52
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I liked them as a kid because I was dumb and didn't know anything about eating healthy. I don't know what they'd be like as an adult, but I can do things like grill now so I'm not gonna try them.
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Aug 29, 2019 19:54
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marie callender's pot pies are the same food technology but 100% superior and less shameful
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Aug 29, 2019 19:54
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I like a corned beef pasty 
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Aug 29, 2019 20:00
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For every Hotpocket thread my answer is always the same. I like my Hotpocket in the form of a Chicken Bake.
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Aug 29, 2019 20:41
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Hot Pockets are for gross fats who never grew the gently caress up already So of course i like them
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Aug 29, 2019 20:48
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I'm waiting for the Germans to make a canned version, not that I intend to eat any, just that they probably will eventually.
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Aug 29, 2019 20:51
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No
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Aug 29, 2019 21:07
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RocktheCaulk posted:Do you get beefy with a Meatball one? i usually just get a BEEFY carne asada burrito
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Aug 29, 2019 21:10
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I had one for lunch today. It's one of the default foods when we don't have leftovers. That and Beefaroni.
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Aug 29, 2019 21:12
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When I was a dumb useless poo poo that couldn't cook they were good but then I became a (sort of) functional adult.
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Aug 29, 2019 21:13
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Hot pockets are truly american food, just poo poo of such low quality that no one would ever eat these disgusting items on their own but they get shoved in together with a bunch of grease and fat, and made for the laziest american way of cooking, the microwave So OP, no I do not like hot pockets
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Aug 29, 2019 21:15
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i like my hot pockets like i like my men
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Aug 29, 2019 21:17
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spacetoaster posted:I liked them as a kid because I was dumb and didn't know anything about eating healthy. Galaxy brain: grill the hot pockets
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