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"I need to buy some gas" Steam Guy: Ah fuel is kind of like a drink for cars so its dispensed out of the soda fountain over there now |
# ? Aug 30, 2019 06:22 |
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Steam guy putting anything in a can on the same shelf because he's an idiot who doesn't know how to figure out the category of things
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# ? Aug 30, 2019 06:25 |
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SG: Ah let me tell you about this wine. It's from the Americas, and that could mean North or South America. It's got delicious fermented grapes in it, which means nothing. It kind of tastes like it might be sweet like candy, so its actually both a food and drink.
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# ? Aug 30, 2019 06:29 |
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SG: I work in sports But what does he actually mean. Is he super into dancing? Is that a sport to him? Is he working in feudal japan where he jumps really high over enemies? These are all things he could be working in.
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# ? Aug 30, 2019 06:37 |
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"HELP IS ANYONE HERE A DOCTOR" SG: STEP ASIDE I USED TO CATEGORIZE THE GENRE OF VIDEO GAMES ON STEAM
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# ? Aug 30, 2019 06:39 |
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thank you for reading my thread
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# ? Aug 30, 2019 06:39 |
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SG: *helping deliver a baby, smacks its butt like in the movies idk why they do it, and hands it to the mother* congratulations u've given birth to a beautiful walking simulator point and click
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# ? Aug 30, 2019 11:37 |
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a hot and smart w strong delts and butt woman: I loveyou SG, an dI will love you forever SG: ah, i see, you are in anime with me
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# ? Aug 30, 2019 11:40 |
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Sg's partner: hey bb I'm feelin kinda kinky, wanna do some role play? Sg: umm, sure? *goes to the garage and gets his fishing rod and waders out* |
# ? Aug 30, 2019 14:17 |
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vanisher posted:"HELP IS ANYONE HERE A DOCTOR" lol vanisher posted:thank you for reading my thread this thread is good thanks for making it |
# ? Aug 30, 2019 17:03 |
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SG: while unfinished, we do offer this place as an “early access” zone until its completion. construction worker: we do not. no one can come in here until it’s complete due to safety hazards and company standards SG: look, i get this is your realm of expertise but in my neck of the woods we let the customer find that out after their purchase |
# ? Aug 30, 2019 17:07 |
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SG admires the venus de milo SG admires the statue boobs: ah yes *writes anime on the placard below* SG admires the lack of arms: ah yes *writes early access on the placard below*
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# ? Aug 30, 2019 17:22 |
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Macnult posted:SG: while unfinished, we do offer this place as an “early access” zone until its completion. yes um i understand you want to "patch" and "upgrade" the valve headquarters but i am afraid, no, listen... no. stop. okay fine yes.
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# ? Aug 30, 2019 18:54 |
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bee eater posted:SG admires the venus de milo |
# ? Aug 31, 2019 00:29 |
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"What do you feel like for dinner, Steam Guy?" "Food or drink sounds good. Edible, with flavor and/or texture. Maybe something indie." |
# ? Aug 31, 2019 00:31 |
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roomforthetuna posted:"What do you feel like for dinner, Steam Guy?" wow this kitty litter is very indie yum yum
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# ? Aug 31, 2019 00:34 |
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bee eater posted:SG admires the venus de milo
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# ? Aug 31, 2019 02:37 |
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Yes I'm going to categorize this as horror *Writes "horror" on the memo line of mortgage check* |
# ? Aug 31, 2019 03:38 |
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hamjobs posted:Yes I'm going to categorize this as horror
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# ? Aug 31, 2019 05:21 |
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hmmmm i am hungry how about a banana>? *notes survival horror on his pad of notes* FICK how do these things work what the FRICK *resident evil 19 gets a 1/10*
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# ? Aug 31, 2019 05:46 |
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SG at the altar reading his vows to his beloved: these last couple years have been amazing, Becky, this is the greatest walking simulator i-- the crowd: THUMBS DOWN (we have received this product for free)
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# ? Aug 31, 2019 12:39 |
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bee eater posted:SG admires the venus de milo |
# ? Aug 31, 2019 15:23 |
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Thanks to Google's new "SG" algorithm BYOB only comes up when you search for beer and you have to be 21 or older to view it. |
# ? Aug 31, 2019 15:32 |
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Steam Guy for some reason believes that handing people food at the taco bell drive through window is a "puzzle platformer". |
# ? Aug 31, 2019 15:40 |
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roomforthetuna posted:Steam Guy for some reason believes that handing people food at the taco bell drive through window is a "puzzle platformer". Steam Guy got in a fight with his coworker who thinks it is a belt scrolling rpg
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# ? Aug 31, 2019 15:41 |
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roomforthetuna posted:Steam Guy for some reason believes that handing people food at the taco bell drive through window is a "puzzle platformer". Steam Guy upgrades crunchwrap supreme to "Dev access only" |
# ? Aug 31, 2019 16:02 |
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15 years together? wow, that is a long time. normally our return policy is 14 days with less than 2 hours spent, but i’ll see what we can do |
# ? Aug 31, 2019 16:04 |
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So uh, I dunno about that course. Its taught by Steam Guy. Look at the reviews, recent reviews are mostly positive but all reviews are mixed. It must get pretty difficult towards the end. Average playtime is insane. |
# ? Aug 31, 2019 16:34 |
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Hmmm, yes, well, it is technically a bulletin board system, so I guess BYOB is... a.... cork board? No, BYOB is classified as a dry erase board. Ah thanks boss.
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# ? Aug 31, 2019 16:36 |
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*looking at a cheesecake for hours, a look of bewilderment and terror as he wipes the sweat from his brow* |
# ? Aug 31, 2019 18:22 |
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Luvcow posted:*looking at a cheesecake for hours, a look of bewilderment and terror as he wipes the sweat from his brow* "It's... Soup. In a bread bowl." |
# ? Aug 31, 2019 18:23 |
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My brother in law is a Steam Guy and sometimes if he won't stop talking about anime I'll ask him if a hotdog is a sandwich and also, is a tomato just a big berry? Dude just goes into autism computation mode and sits silently for maybe like, 3 hours, before getting up and telling me that a hot dog is actually a casserole and tomatoes are actually small dogs.
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# ? Aug 31, 2019 18:26 |
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Gabe Newell swishes his tail gracefully as he heads for the surface. Once there, he starts taking the latest Steam Games out of his satchel. "Gabe!" says a goofy looking seagull. "How you doin', sweetie?" Gabe smiles and adjusts his seashells. "Time to categorize!" he sings. |
# ? Aug 31, 2019 18:48 |
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Luvcow posted:*looking at a cheesecake for hours, a look of bewilderment and terror as he wipes the sweat from his brow* |
# ? Aug 31, 2019 19:18 |
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Luvcow posted:*looking at a cheesecake for hours, a look of bewilderment and terror as he wipes the sweat from his brow* Finally just puts down "Strategy" because it's at least slightly correct in most cases. |
# ? Sep 1, 2019 04:01 |
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Good afternoon, welcome to Active Green & Ross, how can I help you. Yes, I need 4 donut simulators please, for my racing game. Sir, we sell tires. Yes, those!
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# ? Sep 1, 2019 13:28 |
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Heather Papps posted:Good afternoon, welcome to Active Green & Ross, how can I help you. |
# ? Sep 1, 2019 20:08 |
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My Dinner with Andre [Dating Sim] [Psychological Thriller]
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# ? Sep 1, 2019 21:03 |