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nut

on my most recent erport card the word nonplussed appears multiple times i would like to know if it is good or bad to dictate my decision 2 photoshop it out before showing my stepdad paul who has recently become interested in my academic preformance

ive checked dictionaries which i already dont trust but it doesnt seem we as a species have really nailed down what nonplussed means here aree some further thoughts for ur consideration:

- nonplussed at first sounds like it would mean subtraction or negative but the word does not appear in my math grades ipso facto

- it has a non in the front so what you think it means maybe reverse it?

- i think the "l" has been added throughout the history of the word to make it less pervy lookin

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Escape From Noise

It means u can't do pluses

Heather Papps

hello friend


nonplussed is the same as gruntled and plussed is the same as disgruntled i think



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nut

so what does denonplussed mean then?

Escape From Noise

bee eater posted:

so what does denonplussed mean then?

Demonic arithmetic

nut

bee eater posted:

so what does denonplussed mean then?

i think that means you now have yogurt

Macnult

like you’re plussed, but like nah

WetNightmare

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bee eater posted:

so what does denonplussed mean then?

jamaican variation

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Heather Papps

hello friend


okay so bee eater what happened did you try and kiss a girl and she was like "i am nonplussed" and now you are just trying to figure out if you did a good or a bad kiss>?



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nut

WetNightmare posted:

jamaican variation

nut

Heather Papps posted:

okay so bee eater what happened did you try and kiss a girl and she was like "i am nonplussed" and now you are just trying to figure out if you did a good or a bad kiss>?

mr hamilton said my behaviour in remedial law class has left him nonplussed

Heather Papps

hello friend


you know what gently caress mr hamilton i am so tired of his poo poo, yes i understand grammar, just let me go out to the bathroom don't fuckin.... wahatever man pass that poo poo



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Macnult

WetNightmare posted:

jamaican variation

Dell_Zincht



It means not plussed like duh are you stupid?

nut

Dell_Zincht posted:

It means not plussed like duh are you stupid?

ya

mailorder bees

FLUFFERNUTTER
I thought it was subtraction


thanks Manifisto!

nut

mailorder bees! posted:

I thought it was subtraction

i.m.h.o. mr hamilton is nonplussed a brain lol

Manifisto


"nonplussed" is french slang for "extramarital affair"

just like every other french word


ty nesamdoom!

Heather Papps

hello friend


Manifisto posted:

"nonplussed" is french slang for "extramarital affair"

just like every other french word

bonjour!



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Manifisto



sorry, my evenings this week are booked up


ty nesamdoom!

Heather Papps

hello friend


Manifisto posted:

sorry, my evenings this week are booked up

bonjour....



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WetNightmare

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nut

ce n'est pas bon(er)

Dell_Zincht



bee eater posted:

ce n'est pas bon(er)

Je suis un boner!

Escape From Noise

Dell_Zincht posted:

Je suis un boner!

He suis un GRAND boner!

nut

bravo!

google THIS

!+

Heather Papps

hello friend


i asked my uncle and he said that is what you do to a chicken before you carve it up. a plussed chicekn still has it's feathers and just before it is divided into parts it is nonplussed



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jeffery
it means this thread should be deleted

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roomforthetuna

I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!
It's when a post on a forum in which one can "+1" a post, nobody has done that; the post is nonplussed.

Heather Papps

hello friend


jeffery posted:

it means this thread should be deleted

Then do it, or remain silent!



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Escape From Noise

I am refusing to post in this thread in silent protest.

Heather Papps

hello friend


SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I am refusing to post in this thread in silent protest.

SOLIDARITY NOW!



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google THIS

Heather Papps posted:

i asked my uncle and he said that is what you do to a chicken before you carve it up. a plussed chicekn still has it's feathers and just before it is divided into parts it is nonplussed

I prefer my chicken nondivided

Escape From Noise

google THIS posted:

I prefer my chicken nondivided

A chicken pox

roomforthetuna

I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!
It's actually a distortion of nounplussed, which is dog when you put a surplus noun in a sentence.

Heather Papps

hello friend


roomforthetuna posted:

It's actually a distortion of nounplussed, which is dog when you put a surplus noun in a sentence.

I thought it was a synonym for defenestration, hunh.



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super sweet best pal

It means you don't get any bonuses to your stats.

nut

I am beginning to think that nonplussed is an orphan word, created abruptly and abandoned just as quickly. Nonplussed is the grammatical ronin, left only to roam with no definition (which plays the role of the landowner in this analogy) to serve.

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Heather Papps

hello friend


Holy poo poo guys I forgot, Google! One moment!



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