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Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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the j4g and subsequent redemption have both warmed my heart and led me to finally move towards my dream of drinking pubbie tears.

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Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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Lux Animus posted:

:gifttank: Me right now:



Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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I've only pissed off one literal nazi so far

I love this terrible game

🤖🏳️‍🌈🚀⚒️

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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Khorne posted:

Can you convert this to dongs for me?

I feel confident that it will all be converted into dongs

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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I mentioned earlier that I'd only pissed off one nazi

said nazi was mentioned above (who can say which one he was?), and now I love this bad game even more than I already did (which was a lot)

come, join us and make nazi roleplayers crabby

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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potential recruiting slogan based on a conversation in twinks:

J/Oin GOONS

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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accidentally almost started a diplomatic incident :slick:

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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Ditocoaf posted:

[YOU MUST HAVE A PLATINUM MEMBERSHIP TO VIEW THIS CONTENT]

goddammit, I wish I had plat :(

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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super sweet best pal posted:

Basic math: more active goons = faster completion of our plans

MAG F COOP

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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RudeCat posted:

How did that fucker know about my fingerless gloves?! Have I been doxxed??

we all know about your fingerless gloves

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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Do Not Fear Jazz posted:

You only need to cycle people with 16 cities or more.

we do some beigeration at the tiny levels, but holy poo poo am I bad at keeping up with it

edit: of nazis and chuds. it feels so good

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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SpaceSDoorGunner posted:

Congrats to Blutarch for getting banned for “discussing” his own report in a no-discussion area.

mods

MODS

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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it seems super weird that the money is down in the minnow leagues

but man I am enjoying it

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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I know you dig it
when I kick it, babe
fash bash

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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one thing this game provides is an opportunity to hang out on Discord and get nazis to leave a forum

but, like, you don't ever talk to the nazis (you don't touch the poop)

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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tater_salad posted:

Fuk I lost all my factories in the war. Can someone loan me some money?

of course! whatever it takes to get us back to full tanks :gifttank:

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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Literally Esoteric posted:

I'm blockaded and I think too low for my attacker to get many goons attacking them.

post in the Twin Discord and we'll try to crack it

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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Literally Esoteric posted:

I'd be cool with staying at 2 cities for an indeterminate time period for the purposes of stomping on young fascists and protecting new gooners.

I really like it down in the babby leagues

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kdQ4soLcac

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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There's a big red warning that shows when something's restricted, but I've accidentally ticked "no munitions" on a war attack before, so....

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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bird food bathtub posted:

I give up, I'm not hip to the animes so why is cat-boy holding a cylinder and who is he hiding from? I still don't get the joke.

he's goons and he likes goons but he is scared of goons I do not know

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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SSNeoman posted:

Gonna post this on the P&W forums if you don't mind

Oh, please do. I'm not gonna stick my nose in there, but I'm going to churn more of these out for use (sort of an extension of my twin city philosophy)

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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the ads are so good

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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I don't meant to imply that I only have one joke, though that would be one more joke than the opposition.



edit:

Empty Sandwich fucked around with this message at 02:40 on Feb 1, 2020

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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Do Not Fear Jazz posted:

Defeated by a pubbie, now my shame is permanent, I should quit.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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SpaceSDoorGunner posted:

Pubbie tears though

much better than pubey tears

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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maybe the real stupid doofus idiot jerk coding the game was the pubbie tears we made along the way

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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don't cry because it's over

lol because wtf

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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Recoome posted:

Just checked the official forums again, god it’s a pubbie filled shitfest and I’m glad to be rid of interacting with them

SA: :justpost:

PnW: do not do that

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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[puts pinkie up]

T AA A A AXAAAS AA NNNNNNBB KS

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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Do Not Fear Jazz posted:

He's an idiot.

certainly one valid take :colbert:

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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strange that he would have such a... what's the word... diarrhea take

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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:bird: :420:

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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DNFJ heroically saved us from playing the game

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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(I'm still playing though)

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Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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I never joined the pnw discord, and now I'm tempted slowly bc of my technically goatse avatar

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