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Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
Signing up to this dumb poo poo after 7 years so I can nuke Sard, put Rukunu into anarchy and watch a fat man eat a bowl of gravy.

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Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Minty posted:

... p... paratan?

If only.

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
Same.

I've invested about 2 million dongs in baseball.


I don't even like baseball.

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Lightning Jim posted:

We managed to hit an alliance so bad they....SPAMed us with recruitment messages





Also, we got this extra special embargo because I SERIOUSLY DOUBT THIS



I thought it was because one of us sent them a scam contract promising an economic stimulus?

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
Just :laffo: that this game is literally a baseball simulator with a politics mechanic tacked on.

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Marxalot posted:

You can make your nation pages -powerfully- loving ugly in this game. They're bbcode enabled.


https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=180449

That'll do

https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=179020

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

The man called M posted:

How can I tell whether or not i'm blockaded?

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
To all my baseball sisters and brothers, here's some eyewatering poo poo you can put in your profiles (click quote to get the BB code):






Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Khorne posted:

hey this shows up as timg when it should be img just saying you messed everything up

gently caress.

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Ruzihm posted:

nice, but 2 things.

"send or receive" might be better since some of us also do aways.

also can I get a version with bus tokens instead of dongs?

Make some here and you can go hawg wild

https://en.bloggif.com/text

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Minty posted:

please do not embargo jasper, it makes him very angry

You're supposed to give reasons why we shouldn't

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
It was this guy

https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=30694

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

bird food bathtub posted:

I think GOON as it is now has existed for like three months or something?

More like 6 weeks :smugdog:

Edit: two months

(Still :smugdog: )

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Do Not Fear Jazz posted:

we have a map of goons now :coal:



Which one of you's in Mallorca?

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Romeo Charlie posted:

Jazz are you trying to doxx us? :heysexy:

I think it's only a map of where you draw your penis-nation

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Hauriem de lluitar junts!

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

TVsVeryOwn posted:

Gay is, and I cannot stress this enough, mandatory.

So you're saying there's a mandate for being gay?

:dadjoke:

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Do Not Fear Jazz posted:

Oh how did this not get posted:



We pissed off a group of pubbies so badly that their entire alliance is using this flag to mock ours.

But if they're the ones using it... :thunk:

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Deadmeat5150 posted:

No wait I'm back in

All of discord is hosed today.

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
At the opposite end of the spectrum, here's a TKR guy I'm fighting :unsmith:

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Manuel Calavera posted:

I have enough browser game stuff to play, but I'll be watching this thread. Fight the good fight, goons. This is fascinating to read and watch.

Ahí te guacho

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

I showed it to jerkdotwat and he said he'd name the next tournament after it :honk:

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
We ended up having everyone in the chat put corncob emojis to everything he said

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
That should be "GOONS win" .

Make him do it again.

:colbert:

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
It's German for:

"The Nazi, the" :shrug:

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Ritznit posted:

I appreciate the reference but sadly the correct form is "der Nazi" so not quite good enough for an excuse.

Lol at Alex' predictable centrism and nazi fascist tears, though.

Die Nazerin :colbert:

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

super sweet best pal posted:

Drove one into vacation mode! :toot:

https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=103863

Airstrikes against their money might not earn anything but it sure does piss them off.

One guy I was sitting on decided to lob a missile at me so I airstriked away 7mil from him :buddy:

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
"Honk honk" is exclusively if there's a clown on the wing.

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
Speaking purely hypothetically, please make sure you only have one account. It could jeopardize the alliance if you try and join with a multi account. Especially if it's after your first account got banned, for example.

Captain Splendid fucked around with this message at 13:41 on Nov 23, 2019

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
Build your first project as soon as you reach 5k infra (after your tenth city there is a 10 day cooldown between being able to build cities and projects)

Then build a Propaganda Bureau

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Sardonik posted:

Probably, but I'm pretty sure nobody's taken burkina fatso.

Yoink.

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
Blutarch Mann told me to post here

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
Guys, please for the benefit of our readers, could you either refrain from any form of irony, facetiousness or any examples of humour or, if it's absolutely necessary that you employ them, please telegraph each instance with a clear, two-paragraph introduction.

Captain Splendid fucked around with this message at 12:40 on Nov 27, 2019

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Um, excuse me, either you did not follow my express instructions or I have to take your post at face value :colbert:

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QnVVZZyzaI

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
Guys, please stop conducting wars in a cooperative fashion that maximises your chances of success, it's predictable and weak.

Captain Splendid fucked around with this message at 16:35 on Nov 29, 2019

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
Can someone highlight every instance he says "GOONS" ?

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
Thanks :buddy:


Some of the most :psyduck: logic is "people started saying "troon" on SA so you should be ok with it" :downswords:

By the same token, they should have no problem with GOONS, since it's an alliance from the same browser game they frequent.

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
I just sent a guy a photo of an Iraqi landscape instead.

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Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Kim Jaym Il posted:

Single post, same day regdate, 100% Not Mad.

And now decced on by 3 GOONS :laffo:

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