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This sounds like fun. Can't wait to start getting hate mail. It was a tough call between Buddy Holly and John Denver for my Air Force leader's name
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2019 11:54 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 06:01 |
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An enemy alliance is rushing newbie goons, so ignore the part about going black. Stay beige for now.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2019 00:18 |
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Do Not Fear Jazz posted:Stay beige until we can boost you out of range of idiot nazi raiders. Might want to strike out the part in the OP that says we're Black or at least append it to say "Stay beige for a couple days."
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2019 02:16 |
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Well, my resources might be getting looted but what little cash I had on hand after upgrading my cities is safely tucked away in the stadium.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2019 10:15 |
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While you were blockading my nation, I studied the bat. While you were pillaging my cities for $0, I fielded my dreams.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2019 22:51 |
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Kind of wish it was soccer so we could make FIFA corruption jokes.
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2019 01:19 |
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Resting Lich Face posted:Wait... so I can fund a baseball team via international war profiteering? Better than that, you hide your stolen cash in baseball investments so it doesn't get stolen back when someone invades you.
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2019 21:10 |
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Kim Jaym Il posted:Worth noting that this game is 5 years old, and in just a month GOONS has already managed to crack the top 20 strongest alliances, and keeps gaining ranks by the day. We should've gone brown so we could change it from Typhon's self-aggrandizement into something they hate.
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2019 04:02 |
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tater_salad posted:Once you apply you paste in your SA link It's not very clear communication, took me half an hour before I realized that was what it was asking.
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2019 16:26 |
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TVsVeryOwn posted:I just wanna be able to wear big boy pants a go to war. Growing up is hard. Better to wait until your army's built up. I learned that lesson the hard way.
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2019 00:27 |
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Do Not Fear Jazz posted:GOONS hasn't been this good at browser games in years. Join today and punch a nazi. Look at how far we've come since then. They lost a couple members too.
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2019 13:29 |
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We use nuclear power because the fuel isn't used for anything else except nukes and it's twice as powerful as a coal or oil plant.
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2019 10:21 |
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Coordinating with goons to break a blockade makes me feel like a hero.
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2019 07:23 |
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Cobbsprite posted:This sounds like exactly my jam. What's the bennies for referrals, and who needs one the most? They pretty much just go into the warchest so just click whoever in the OP. It's a relatively small amount of cash and resources (non-goons would probably consider it a lot) but it'll keep our expenses low a couple months from now.
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2019 09:43 |
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Mekchu posted:The Communist Republic of Nueva Republica de Mekchu has been made and is applied in-game. It's not.
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2019 09:35 |
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The game's mechanics are basically "bigger number wins battle", "gaining ground control weakens planes", "gaining air superiority weakens tanks", and "major sea victories block the opponent's ability to trade with other nations until they win at sea, you lose your ships to other nations' attacks or the war ends". There are also missiles and nukes but you probably won't have to worry about them until much later.
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2019 10:37 |
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Jumped on an officer of an enemy alliance right before he was beiged by another goon, he won't be able to rebuild before more goons are allowed to declare war against him. Stomping pubs is fun and all but I wish the actual game was less shallow.
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2019 14:44 |
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The dog food goon had a nice rug.
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2019 00:00 |
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Typhon just lost six more members in the past day and dropped four places in the ranking as a result. We might be able to knock them out of the top 50 with enough time.
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2019 10:10 |
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You know how I said Typhon's been losing members? It looks like a lot of them are being punted down to Applicant status. https://politicsandwar.com/alliance/id=4214
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2019 23:29 |
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My wars are going to be a lot more entertaining. super sweet best pal fucked around with this message at 03:53 on Oct 30, 2019 |
# ¿ Oct 30, 2019 03:47 |
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BombermanX posted:So this game is just baseball and nationstates. Do I get to pass stupid issues like turning my deceased into burgers? All you can do is build things, amass troops, attack (and spy on) players and play baseball. That's the entire gameplay.
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2019 05:44 |
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Kim Jaym Il posted:What better way to annoy pubbies than by turning your nation page into a monstrosity straight out of the 1990's internet? Got a ten hour loop of Silver Shamrock as my anthem for Halloween.
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2019 09:21 |
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Rynoto posted:Writing this explanation just made me realize how dumb baseball is in this game If Alex ever hired a professional game dev for consulting work, baseball alone would make them throw a fit. PnW is a case study in poorly thought out game systems.
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2019 21:22 |
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TVsVeryOwn posted:You mean it's not good for a game's economy to let enfranchised players generate money out of thin air? And also how an ad hoc tipping culture needed to form around away games because there's no incentive to do it.
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2019 02:22 |
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I can't believe they keep picking the grossout food options.
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2019 02:56 |
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2019 03:04 |
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Remora posted:The pubbies are learning. Like TIE fighters, goons prefer to attack in groups of three.
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2019 04:18 |
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Ask your doctor if AncapistanTM™ is right for you.
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2019 18:51 |
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I got half of those over the past couple days because I picked a fight with Typhon's "Commander of Economic Affairs". The Good Professor posted:The free market wills it, who are we to deny it? Proof of weak hands.
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2019 20:53 |
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TVsVeryOwn posted:why did you eat such a cute dog? Ate two more since then and I'm sure I'll eat a few more over the next couple days.
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2019 06:39 |
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Update:
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2019 11:52 |
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https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=115525quote:- 12 cities I'm going to miss crushing these guys when the war ends.
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2019 10:44 |
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Drove one into vacation mode! https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=103863 Airstrikes against their money might not earn anything but it sure does piss them off.
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2019 03:57 |
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Anshu posted:Where do I find the source of this image and, if possible, vote? Menu list > Nation > Edit > Scroll down to the color trade bloc selection > Click the link that says "Vote on Name" > Click the big button that says "New Vote" > Select "BLACK Lives Matter" It's buried down there because Alex doesn't understand what good UI design is.
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2019 06:03 |
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Solumin posted:It's right at the top of the Edit Nation screen. Yeah, I missed that one with all the mess up there.
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2019 06:27 |
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SpaceSDoorGunner posted:Some nerd is now spamming reports on the forums for the crime us not playing baseball with him. He's also the leader of Typhon. It was already fun beating on them but now it feels like they deserve it.
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2019 13:12 |
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It keeps happening. 103 steel smashed to pieces. Why do they waste their strength in suicidal charges?
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2019 08:30 |
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corgski posted:This game is extremely fun and by fun I mean its a place where I can make high-effort shitposts in the RP forum thats usually full of fake nazis announcing that theyre going to re-roll their nation after getting trounced by goons. Spending a little effort on terrible roleplay posts about our goings on does seem like a good way to piss them off. Best of all, it's within the rules.
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2019 12:59 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 06:01 |
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Our suicide nuke destruction missions are getting results. Be sure to display the achievement afterwards to rile them up.
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2019 01:41 |