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Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

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I don't know what the gently caress I am doing. Why is this fun? I am entertained and I do not know why.

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Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

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Sounds like the war went great, it would be nice if you nerds would give me my mask so I can talk to you outside of work.

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

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I love the pubbies in this game



Also our Fearless Leader has... well...

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

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Ruzihm posted:

we found someone defending the electoral college in the politics channel. jerkdotwad bullied them until they went rogue. good times

The electoral college is a good idea and Deebo did nothing wrong.

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

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Jimlit posted:

So is it more beneficial to focus on one material for your country instead of trying to be more rounded? The production rates seem kind of low.

That's why we have production teams. It's much more beneficial to focus. You should only be making food.

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

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Azza Bamboo posted:

I'm intrigued. What happens if I join?

Mostly pain. And the drinking of pubbie tears.

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

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Our wonderful Minister of Poopaganda has been doing the lord's work.

Read it here.

Second edition!

Deadmeat5150 fucked around with this message at 22:54 on Oct 2, 2019

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

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First Edition of the Goon Gazette




First and a Half Edition of the Goon Gazette




Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

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This is our current punching bag as of this evening. Please notice the sudden market crash of their power.

This is GOONS.

This is power.

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

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Resting Lich Face posted:

Wait... so I can fund a baseball team via international war profiteering?

Hmmm I might have to check this thing out.

Yes you can.

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

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super sweet best pal posted:

We should've gone brown so we could change it from Typhon's self-aggrandizement into something they hate.

Typhoid Mary Brown

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

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Marxalot posted:

You can make your nation pages -powerfully- loving ugly in this game. They're bbcode enabled.


https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=180449

Oh hell yeah you can. I'm going to make this SO much worse when I get home from work.

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

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Oh Noctis... you stupid piece of poo poo.

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

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w00tles posted:

Looks like good times with pubbies. Now I can't resist getting in on this anymore. It's hilarious how automated everything is. Even alliance applications.

The best luxary gay space communism is a fully automated one.

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

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Danaru posted:

I legit hope we get into a full rear end war with Weebunism just because of their banners and also open pedophilia

I just want to slap up our own banner ads making fun of them

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

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Sassy Sasquatch posted:

Don't give too many details here, I think this guy is a spy.

That rear end in a top hat is definitely a spy

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

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And sometimes.... you just strike gold



NO HONOR

Edit:

Deadmeat5150 fucked around with this message at 22:54 on Oct 18, 2019

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

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Same guy as before, only this time I'm messaging him









I called him a beta and... he backed down? :psyduck:

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

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Capfalcon posted:

Is that the phonecian guy?

I really hope it was. Dude's a douche.

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

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We are beginning to have the desired effect.

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

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Aww... my country is too far south.

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

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Sometimes it's fun to touch the poo and talk to the morons again. Just to see if you can extract more rage.



Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

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Looks like the boys at work finally got smart and now I can't use discord. Suck :negative:

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

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No wait I'm back in

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:

Hello, dude who gave lowtax :tenbux: for a new spine just to try and troll DNFJ! You're just adorable.

What the hell did I miss tonight?

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

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Danaru posted:

Within minutes of me actually looking to see what baseball is about, I had multiple discord pings telling me to stop having a lovely team and then I got embargoed by someone. I've been nuked multiple times and not had it be as big a deal as playing baseball suboptimally

Don't touch balls badly.

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

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tater_salad posted:

No because someone doesn't know how a haiku works.

It's 7-5-7 right?

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

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TVsVeryOwn posted:

Anybody know who this is? They're not on the Discord
https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=181120

No, but I just asked them

Deadmeat5150 fucked around with this message at 22:49 on Oct 31, 2019

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

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SpaceSDoorGunner posted:

What should I do while I wait for my !apply to process? What page can I change to Pirate war policy?

Follow the Objectives to make more dongs.

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

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Crell posted:

Applied to another dumb browser game, can't wait!

Welcome, comrade. Prepare to punch fash and touch balls!

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

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Hahahahaha

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

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After failing a Toxx, our very own Blutarch had to go through a Mercyboard of his own. Here he is reading a pubbie post from the PnW forums!

https://s.put.re/X98w5SW1.mp3

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

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They also do notMad polls to ask other how notMad they are.

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

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Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

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I can read non of that at all

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

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dragonshardz posted:

Commubison, if you will.

Also, the PnW forums are poo poo to the point where I'm considering asking Alex to nuke my forums account. Why, you ask?

In response to the wall of text Marx screencapped, I posted this:



And the moderators responded by loving muting me for TWO DAYS. Note that I cannot loving PM a member of the Moderation team until after the mute expires.



Meanwhile, every sort of inbred fascist pedophile-adjacent gently caress is free to gallivant around alluding to fascim and not getting banned because the're not a Nazi, guys, they're just white ethnostate enthusiasts!

Wiggum is the good forum Mod. Santa is the shitbox forum Mod.

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

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And that's not enough the part where we invaded an enemy minecraft server after the IP got leaked and started messing everything up.

By the way The Coal Mines' Minecraft server is: 66.235.168.221:25583

But shhhhhhh

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

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Nope

Last night was pure gold from start to finish

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

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The tears in this game are so effortless

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Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

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Do Not Fear Jazz posted:

Did anyone yet any screen caps of my stream lava towering their server?

I was really really hoping that you were grabbing screenshots along the way

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