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The devil tells the poor man: "Give me 60 virgin boys, and I shall let you go" The poor man replies: "Will 60 incels do?" The devil runs off screaming in fear. - - - - - - - - - - - - "Will you take chubby as your...?" *girl runs off, leaving chubby at the altar* Aztec Priest: Ahh, yes... this will do! - - - - - - - - - - - - Spock pauses before stepping off the rock... "The sacrifice is mine alone, why else would it be called a VulcanO?" |
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stravinsky's famous ballet with a contemporary social media twist: the tweet of spring at the premier, instead of being shocked by watching a millenial vlog herself to death, the boomers in the audience rose to their feet cheering
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The sacrificial rite is a practice as old as time. Again and again, throughout history, we find evidence of death as a means of payment for the communal good. Kratos, in the religious tome "God of War 3", even sacrifices himself to save someone, I think. Eddy Gordo's father was ritually sacrificed, I'm pretty sure, by a Brazilian drug cartel in order to motivate Eddy to join the "Tekken 3" roster. Mario seems innocent enough, until you see his ritual sacrifice of Goombas for the achievement of height. You probably thought Crash Bandicoot was atheistic, until you learn that Wumpa fruit have souls. Wario eats garlic grown in the dirt enriched with the bodies of whatever those little spear enemies are, I am pretty sure. In "N.B.A. 2K20", human ritual sacrifice can be seen in the back right corner of the Capital One Arena, home to the Washington Wizards. "F.I.F.A. 20" video game developers have considered adding human sacrifice D.L.C. in hopes more people enjoy digital soccer. Even this list is truncated, showing that human sacrifice persists digitally to this very day. So, why would every video game ever produced contain such intensely religious experiences? Aiai, the protagonist from the "Super Monkey Ball" video game franchise knows, but look where that got him. The poor monkey is tumbling forever in a low-grade, plastic ball. Are we doomed to never know? "No!" says a certain blue hedgehog. (In the interest of transparency, I was paid by the developers of the video game "Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games Tokyo 2020" to post this.)
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PETA is petitioning to boycott Nintendo. Animal abuse on behalf of Mario and his pet Donkey Kong Sr is just the tip of the iceberg, Yoshi has time and again been sacrificed to reach new height of abuse.
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<3 
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The voodoo priest beckons an old man forward... "Go ahead, show us your sacrifice" The man turns around, bends over and shows him the goat.s...e "Ahhh, the ultimate sacrifice... marriage!" Uxzuigal fucked around with this message at 19:50 on Sep 3, 2019
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Chad, the temp who keeps trying to impress everyone: *covered in blood* if this is a rite, then I don't ever wanna be a sacrificial wrong
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Sep 3, 2019 11:08
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Numbers reported in the Conservative Party after the Sacrificial Rights bill was signed.
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You have the right to be sacrificed. Any sharp objects can and will be used against you on the altar. If you cannot afford tethers some will be provided for you. |
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Sep 3, 2019 16:28
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Sacrificial Wrights is an increasing problem around Aztec pyramids, Ghost Busters are said to be on the call.
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Sep 3, 2019 21:24
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Every post I make is a sacrificial write. |
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Sep 3, 2019 21:38
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Sacrifical Fright was listed at the top concern for opting out of human sacrifices.
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Sep 4, 2019 19:23
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More like sacrificial WRONGS, amirite?
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Thinkin' of you's workin' up the gods' appetite Looking forward to a little sacrificial delight Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the pyre ingite And the thought of burnin' you is getting so exciting Sky rockets in flight Sacrificial delight Sacrificial delight Sacrificial delight Sacrificial delight! |
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google THIS posted:Thinkin' of you's workin' up the gods' appetite
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bee eater posted:Chad, the temp who keeps trying to impress everyone: *covered in blood* if this is a rite, then I don't ever wanna be a sacrificial wrong
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