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Sep 4, 2019 22:05
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as they say, "oh what a world it would b"
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Sep 4, 2019 22:11
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bee eater posted:as they say, "oh what a world it would b" standing outside with my mouth open wide
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Sep 4, 2019 22:11
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Ceilingfan posted:what about that huh??? they don't?
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Sep 4, 2019 22:13
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Sep 4, 2019 23:34
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Birds can and do burp, but due to the way their digestive system works it is not common or indeed necessary and is often a symptom of illness. Scientists conjecture that it should not be impossible for birds to fart, but it has never been observed.
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Sep 4, 2019 23:51
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Also, my wife and I have a pair of budgies and while we have been unsuccessful in getting them to repeat words or phrases, they are prolific at imitating our farts. All it takes is for one of us to fart and the birds start making fart noises at each other in a kind of farting rap battle. (Farting Rap Battle is my stripper name)
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Sep 4, 2019 23:53
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFH1jUNGEQc |
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Sep 5, 2019 00:10
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Birds can and do burp, but due to the way their digestive system works it is not common or indeed necessary and is often a symptom of illness. Scientists conjecture that it should not be impossible for birds to fart, but it has never been observed. I have been told to my dismay by a coworker that due to the presence of gizzards and crops(special bird guts)they can neither burp or fart |
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Sep 5, 2019 00:11
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yeah but what if they could though |
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Sep 5, 2019 00:37
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but how deep ((tonality)) would their burps and fart be?
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Sep 5, 2019 00:39
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Ceilingfan posted:I have been told to my dismay by a coworker that due to the presence of gizzards and crops(special bird guts)they can neither burp or fart your co-worker is wrong, birds can and do burp. due to the fact that a bird's gastro-intestinal system is quite short compared to other animals, however, birds are far less likely to for a buildup of gasses. birds are very capable of expelling the small amounts of gas that do occur. bird digestive systems are believed to be short to the evolutionary pressure of reducing weight for flight. shorter digestive systems weigh less and also store food and waste mass in smaller amounts.
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Sep 5, 2019 01:06
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:your co-worker is wrong, birds can and do burp. due to the fact that a bird's gastro-intestinal system is quite short compared to other animals, however, birds are far less likely to for a buildup of gasses. birds are very capable of expelling the small amounts of gas that do occur. bird digestive systems are believed to be short to the evolutionary pressure of reducing weight for flight. shorter digestive systems weigh less and also store food and waste mass in smaller amounts. 
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Sep 5, 2019 01:23
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I never knew I needed this in my life until now
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Sep 5, 2019 01:28
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it is a scientific fact that hummingbirds hover so well not because they flap their little wings really fast or in figure 8s or whatever, but because they literally fart to stay airborne they fart with precision obviously farts can handle only the vertical aspect; they need the burps to move horizontally
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Sep 5, 2019 01:30
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Manifisto posted:it is a scientific fact that hummingbirds hover so well not because they flap their little wings really fast or in figure 8s or whatever, but because they literally fart to stay airborne nature isa miracle |
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Sep 5, 2019 01:48
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:farting rap battle |
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Sep 5, 2019 01:55
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somebody tell this bird 2 stop thinking happy thoughts
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Sep 5, 2019 02:08
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Manifisto posted:it is a scientific fact that hummingbirds hover so well not because they flap their little wings really fast or in figure 8s or whatever, but because they literally fart to stay airborne ducks just jet boating it up across the pond
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Sep 5, 2019 03:18
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Then they'd burp and fart all over my car! |
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Sep 5, 2019 05:21
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do this with a blad eagle over an american flag |
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Sep 5, 2019 05:53
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Sep 5, 2019 05:55
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question has been adequately answered per above. please close thread. |
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Sep 5, 2019 05:56
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But do bees fart and burp? |
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Sep 5, 2019 07:04
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[heavy Russian accent] burping and farting! farting and burping! my feather babies, they are true земляки
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Sep 5, 2019 07:08
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birds don't have buttcheeks so i bet their farts would be near silent. |
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Sep 5, 2019 07:28
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What if birds could burp and fart? Like a slob would burp and fart Just a stranger on the branch Tryin' to fart his way home?
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Sep 5, 2019 08:23
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Manifisto posted:it is a scientific fact that hummingbirds hover so well not because they flap their little wings really fast or in figure 8s or whatever, but because they literally fart to stay airborne Thrust vectoring |
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Sep 5, 2019 13:20
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:But do bees fart and burp? bees poop, and kinda fart, but don't burp as much as vomit stomach contents into a cell and then wave their wings to dry it out, and eventually they make a sex.
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Sep 5, 2019 13:25
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Heather Papps posted:bees poop, and kinda fart, but don't burp as much as vomit stomach contents into a cell and then wave their wings to dry it out, and eventually they make a sex. Much like me. Except for the last part. |
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Sep 5, 2019 13:50
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man imagine if you were kissing a bird and it like, hahaa, burped, hahaha imagine it. IMAGINE.
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Sep 5, 2019 13:52
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Heather Papps posted:man imagine if you were kissing a bird and it like, hahaa, burped, hahaha imagine it. Birds have no lips. Also I am super scared of birds (really) so I would never kiss them. |
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Sep 5, 2019 13:56
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yeah but just haha imagine haha anyways yes isn't it great that humans are the farting and burping kings!
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Sep 5, 2019 14:01
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Heather Papps posted:yeah but just haha imagine haha anyways yes isn't it great that humans are the farting and burping kings! my dude there is a thing such as a hippo. it is like a rhino that went wrong
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Sep 5, 2019 14:12
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new byobian nights tale: the rhino and the hippo it is like the ugly duckling only the hippo stays fuckin gross forever and only gets worse and the family of rhinos is just like "well this is our terrible son"
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Sep 5, 2019 14:16
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A small cretaceous dinosaur is preening its feathers, when suddenly it burps so hard it flies several meters off the ground. Also Sprach Zarathustra starts playing. |
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Sep 5, 2019 16:32
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lost my old email posted:my dude there is a thing such as a hippo. it is like a rhino that went wrong Hippos are actually large aggressive frogs with big teeth. |
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Sep 5, 2019 16:37
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archaeologists at the big conference: ...and these findings lead us to believe that dinosaurs exhibited mottled skin as a means of blending in with the surrounding fauna or breaking up their silhouettes while grazing in the open leas smartest archaeologist there: Yes yes, but what if, it was just fart stain? archaeologist number one: my god
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Sep 5, 2019 16:42
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What if birds couldn't stop burping and farting? |
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Sep 5, 2019 17:00
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Birds have no lips. Also I am super scared of birds (really) so I would never kiss them. I have no lips and I must birb
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