what if birds could burp and fart

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Manifisto

Finger Prince posted:

Thrust vectoring

sounds like you should show the hummingbirds how it's done

upload video pls

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 5, 2019 17:13

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 19:55

Ceilingfan: Dapperpus

Hemingway To Go! posted:

do this with a blad eagle over an american flag

# ? Sep 5, 2019 19:07

Stoner Sloth

google THIS posted:

A small cretaceous dinosaur is preening its feathers, when suddenly it burps so hard it flies several meters off the ground. Also Sprach Zarathustra starts playing.

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# ? Sep 5, 2019 19:22

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Ceilingfan posted:

*takes off baseball hat and places it over heart*

# ? Sep 6, 2019 20:06

cda: by Hand Knit

Ceilingfan posted:

# ? Jan 14, 2020 04:28

cda: by Hand Knit

More pics of birds doing these things please

# ? Jan 14, 2020 04:28

DeathCrabForCutie: oh fuc-

Ceilingfan posted:

sig by Pot Smoke Phoenix!

# ? Jan 14, 2020 22:53

alnilam

nut posted:

archaeologists at the big conference: ...and these findings lead us to believe that dinosaurs exhibited mottled skin as a means of blending in with the surrounding fauna or breaking up their silhouettes while grazing in the open leas

smartest archaeologist there: Yes yes, but what if, it was just fart stain?

archaeologist number one: my god

sounds more like archaeologist number two tbh

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