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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Birds can and do burp, but due to the way their digestive system works it is not common or indeed necessary and is often a symptom of illness. Scientists conjecture that it should not be impossible for birds to fart, but it has never been observed.

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Also, my wife and I have a pair of budgies and while we have been unsuccessful in getting them to repeat words or phrases, they are prolific at imitating our farts. All it takes is for one of us to fart and the birds start making fart noises at each other in a kind of farting rap battle.

(Farting Rap Battle is my stripper name)

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Ceilingfan posted:

I have been told to my dismay by a coworker that due to the presence of gizzards and crops(special bird guts)they can neither burp or fart

your co-worker is wrong, birds can and do burp. due to the fact that a bird's gastro-intestinal system is quite short compared to other animals, however, birds are far less likely to for a buildup of gasses. birds are very capable of expelling the small amounts of gas that do occur. bird digestive systems are believed to be short to the evolutionary pressure of reducing weight for flight. shorter digestive systems weigh less and also store food and waste mass in smaller amounts.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


What if birds could burp and fart?
Like a slob would burp and fart
Just a stranger on the branch
Tryin' to fart his way home?

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


What if birds couldn't stop burping and farting?

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.



*takes off baseball hat and places it over heart*

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