what if birds could burp and fart

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > what if birds could burp and fart

Manifisto

Ceilingfan posted:

I never knew I needed this in my life until now

ty nesamdoom!

# ¿ Sep 5, 2019 01:28

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 20:49

Manifisto

it is a scientific fact that hummingbirds hover so well not because they flap their little wings really fast or in figure 8s or whatever, but because they literally fart to stay airborne

they fart with precision

obviously farts can handle only the vertical aspect; they need the burps to move horizontally

ty nesamdoom!

# ¿ Sep 5, 2019 01:30

Manifisto

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Birds have no lips. Also I am super scared of birds (really) so I would never kiss them.

I have no lips and I must birb

ty nesamdoom!

# ¿ Sep 5, 2019 17:11

Manifisto

Finger Prince posted:

Thrust vectoring

sounds like you should show the hummingbirds how it's done

upload video pls

ty nesamdoom!

# ¿ Sep 5, 2019 17:13

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