what if birds could burp and fart

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > what if birds could burp and fart

Stoner Sloth

Manifisto posted:

it is a scientific fact that hummingbirds hover so well not because they flap their little wings really fast or in figure 8s or whatever, but because they literally fart to stay airborne

they fart with precision

obviously farts can handle only the vertical aspect; they need the burps to move horizontally

ducks just jet boating it up across the pond

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Stoner Sloth

google THIS posted:

A small cretaceous dinosaur is preening its feathers, when suddenly it burps so hard it flies several meters off the ground. Also Sprach Zarathustra starts playing.

# ¿ Sep 5, 2019 19:22

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