what if birds could burp and fart

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > what if birds could burp and fart

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Then they'd burp and fart all over my car!

# ¿ Sep 5, 2019 05:21

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 05:52

Escape From Noise

But do bees fart and burp?

# ¿ Sep 5, 2019 07:04

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Heather Papps posted:

bees poop, and kinda fart, but don't burp as much as vomit stomach contents into a cell and then wave their wings to dry it out, and eventually they make a sex.

Much like me.

Except for the last part.

# ¿ Sep 5, 2019 13:50

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Heather Papps posted:

man imagine if you were kissing a bird and it like, hahaa, burped, hahaha imagine it.
IMAGINE.

Birds have no lips. Also I am super scared of birds (really) so I would never kiss them.

# ¿ Sep 5, 2019 13:56

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lost my old email posted:

my dude there is a thing such as a hippo. it is like a rhino that went wrong

Hippos are actually large aggressive frogs with big teeth.

# ¿ Sep 5, 2019 16:37

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