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Zazz Razzamatazz posted:Jesus... SC has already ruined a bunch of marriages at the very least, and I remember a true believer on the official forums back in the day who was mulling over selling the family farm so he could afford a "completionist* pack." *did not contain a complete set of anything
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Zazz Razzamatazz posted:Before that it was regular old Object Container Streaming that was going to save the game right? The way I remember it (which could be wrong, because this odyssey of incompetence has had so many ludicrous twists and turns over the years), they kept taking up OCS as the holy grail that would make SC work. Then before a big sale they announced that OCS was complete, and stalwart citizens joyfully emptied their wallets. Once the patch hit and performance was still dogshit, however, CI Somebody please correct any of my misrememberings.
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trucutru posted:Just you wait until they introduce a space firetruck in SC! This gave me the idea that CIG should hire Simone Giertz to build them some promotional tchotchkes.
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You have Chris Roberts' word, which is better than a guarantee.
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Zaphod42 posted:Look, you guys need a physics lesson! 
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Beexoffel posted:From 2017, but first time I see it: I initially misread the link as "gamershoes.com" and I was momentarily jealous that I hadn't thought of selling overpriced tactical fps sneakers and apm-boosting loafers to dewrito chuds.
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To my understanding, if The Star Citizen's "Persistent Universe" wants to truly be a living, breathing, universe world, then there must have to be "countermeasures" to allow the defending player not to be disadvantaged by the ability of an attacking player to choose the engagement. That's, at least, how I see it. Wise Learned Man fucked around with this message at 18:18 on Sep 24, 2019 |
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Sep 24, 2019 18:12
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quote:I'm sure in the future we want to [actually make a video game]
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Popete posted:Then imagine all the people who bought hundreds of dollars worth of ships years ago who have had no update since. I still don't understand the black hole the Banu Merchantman fell into. First they didn't know which end was the front. Then I vaguely recall something about it getting bigger from its initial scale (naturally CI Also, when looking up the deets on the BMM, I came across this from one of the SC wikis: quote:During the 2016 CitizenCon Presentation, The Banu Merchantman has been confirmed to be flyable in Alpha update 3.3. 
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TheAgent posted:dont ever post on reddit lol Words to live by.
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IronicDongz posted:why ARE there so many SC carebears ptsdEVE
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Oct 5, 2019 05:29
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Fess up. Which one of us is Cintara? Because lol
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Nalin posted:What I find interesting is that there is now enough content to actually create a compelling experience with a bunch of fun gameplay loops, but everything is so unbalanced, buggy and broken that you can't have fun playing it. If they want to sell a playable experience to people, they really need to spend a whole patch cycle just fixing these years old bugs. Make all these missions actually work, fix up all the ship and weapon bugs, and balance everything so an average player can make progress towards their goals. But they will never do that. They would rather sell a new ship reskin with broken weapons to their loyal suckers. I don't think they can fix it. Their spaghettikludge code is likely such a nightmare that I don't even want to imagine it.
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Thursday Next posted:This is utterly delightful. Sounds like emergent gameplay to me. Checkmate, goonie. 
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Boy, CI Also, lol at the copy on the constellation phoenix implying that it's so fancy you'll be too busy staring to ever fly it. Somebody on the inside knows what's up. 
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Well gee, that sure makes it seem like Cro-bizzle was completely full of poo poo when he said "we have a complex economic simulation running on its own server" seven loving years ago, doesn't it? What a revelation.
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precision posted:You know, Crobbers kinda looks like Winnie the Pooh He's like poo, alright
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Nov 24, 2019 03:43
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Always a sad day when a commando who has spent years telling everyone else their concerns are illegitimate finally has the quantum waveform collapse on one of their pet features/assets, revealing it to be poo poo. Tragically, they never seem able to recognize the hypocrisy. 
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Asema posted:this was posted by somebody who's 100k deep and has nobody to play with so they think lying on the internet will draw more interest This. No actual human being who only heard of SC a week ago would write a testimonial designed to counter every common criticism with that perfect desperate undertone of PTSD gained from defending this shitpile for years.
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Mr.PayDay posted:https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/cig/star-citizen/comments I particularly enjoy all the missing posts from people who presumably gave up on it and deleted their kickstarter accounts altogether.
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SC owns, gently caress tha h8ers bye
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