Kicker Eliminator 2019 - everyone's favorite kick to the balls

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chilihead: Nov 5, 2010; Is this real life, or is this fantasy?

Week 1: ATL - Matt Bryant

# ? Sep 8, 2019 16:40

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# ? May 17, 2024 18:55

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

This is my year. I'm finally going to stick around past week 2.

Week 1: ATL - Matt Bryant

# ? Sep 8, 2019 16:42

Deceptive: Dec 27, 2012

Week 1: NE - Stephen Gostkowski

# ? Sep 8, 2019 17:03

TASTE THE PAIN!!: May 18, 2004

Thanks for running this, the most brutal version of eliminator in existence.

Week 1: SEA - Jason Myers

# ? Sep 8, 2019 17:04

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Week 1: TEN - Cairo Santos

# ? Sep 8, 2019 17:07

Sad King Billy: Jan 27, 2006; Thats three of ours innit...to one of yours. You know mate I really think we ought to even up the average!

WEEK 1:BUFF Steven Hauschka

# ? Sep 8, 2019 17:10

DTaeKim: Aug 16, 2009

Week 1: ARI - Zane Gonzalez

# ? Sep 8, 2019 17:20

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

Ches Neckbeard posted:

The Browns Austin Seibert will not miss a kick all season

lol

# ? Sep 8, 2019 18:12

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Ches Neckbeard posted:

The Browns Austin Seibert will not miss a kick all season

# ? Sep 8, 2019 18:12

Ches Neckbeard: Dec 3, 2005; You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Lol gently caress me right up. How we doing this

# ? Sep 8, 2019 18:12

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

Ches Neckbeard posted:

The Browns Austin Seibert will not miss a kick all season

oh my god

# ? Sep 8, 2019 18:16

Power of Pecota: Aug 4, 2007; Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Week 1:

Aldrick Rosas - NYG

Here's hoping things go like the second go-around last year where I finished in 2nd rather than the first when Phil Dawson never attempted a kick the week I picked him

# ? Sep 8, 2019 18:16

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Lol gently caress me right up. How we doing this

The Browns will always be the Browns.

# ? Sep 8, 2019 18:20

Ches Neckbeard: Dec 3, 2005; You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Yall forgot I pick the browns kicker every week when we do these.

# ? Sep 8, 2019 18:25

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Ches Neckbeard posted:

The Browns Austin Seibert will not miss a kick all season

Congratulations forums user Ches Neckbeard! You have officially made the worst pick in Kicker Eliminator history! Seibert missed a kick so fast I haven't even had time to think about your punishment. Thanks For Playing�

:siren:

Kicker Eliminator 2019 Results - Google Docs :siren:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1LHZUfDoER957-CrHou1GOO1m7bdUz3uKDA3HOBVWtXc/edit?usp=sharing

I am going to take my man: Week 1 - NE - Stephen Gostkowski

barnold fucked around with this message at 18:39 on Sep 8, 2019

# ? Sep 8, 2019 18:33

DC Murderverse: Nov 10, 2016; "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

The Puppy Bowl posted:

This is my year. I'm finally going to stick around past week 2.

Week 1: ATL - Matt Bryant

gently caress you you loving jinx

# ? Sep 8, 2019 20:49

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

RIP Greg The Leg

# ? Sep 8, 2019 21:05

cheesetriangles: Jan 5, 2011

gently caress off Falcons.

# ? Sep 8, 2019 21:08

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

Athanatos posted:

Week 1: IND - Adam Vinatieri

Peace

# ? Sep 8, 2019 21:42

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

fat randy gone

# ? Sep 8, 2019 23:08

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
INTUITION; Toilet Rascal

Oops I'm a little late, I'll get an SNF game in:

Week 1: NE - Stephen Gostkowski

# ? Sep 8, 2019 23:14

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

Week 1: NO - Wil Lutz

# ? Sep 9, 2019 00:33

defaultluser: Jan 13, 2007; The person can drink sake for the following five reasons. First of all, for the national holiday. Moreover, it fills with the nectar. Finally, for reasons. Next, to heal the dryness of the place. After that, to refuse the future; Fun Shoe

Since I'm late, sign me up for week 1 Gostkowski

# ? Sep 9, 2019 00:49

Nit Wit Dog Shit: Sep 28, 2000; Toilet Rascal

I'm late, too, so I'll take:

Week 1: Oak - Daniel Carlson

# ? Sep 9, 2019 01:30

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

DC Murderverse posted:

gently caress you you loving jinx

I'm just so bad at this :saddowns:

# ? Sep 9, 2019 05:48

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

Thought about skipping because I've been out the first week the last three years (at least). But I can't resist.

Week 1: Den - Brandon McManus

# ? Sep 9, 2019 19:59

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Week 1: NO - Wil Lutz

# ? Sep 9, 2019 20:16

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

three kicks all good, attaboy Aldrick

Week 1: NYG - Aldrick Rosas
Week 2: HOU - Kaimi Fairbairn

# ? Sep 9, 2019 20:20

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
INTUITION; Toilet Rascal

I made it!

Week 1: NE - Stephen Gostkowski
Week 2: SEA - Jason Myers

# ? Sep 9, 2019 21:23

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

corn on the cop posted:

2017: 2nd
2018: 1st
2019: T-Last

let's see what fortune brings me this year

Week 1: ATL - Matt Bryant

well folks, regression hit us big

# ? Sep 9, 2019 21:26

Mind_Taker: May 7, 2007

Week 2 - Jake Elliott

# ? Sep 9, 2019 21:27

Finger Prince: Jan 5, 2007

Whew, nearly missed it!
Week 1: DEN - Brandon McManus, foot of fate.

# ? Sep 9, 2019 22:39

Power of Pecota: Aug 4, 2007; Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Week 2 - Matt Gay - Tampa Bay

# ? Sep 9, 2019 23:36

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

Welp that�s my rear end.

# ? Sep 10, 2019 01:38

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Sorry Lutz havers

# ? Sep 10, 2019 01:39

Beefed Owl: Sep 13, 2007; Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

Week 1: DEN - Brandon McManus

Jesus cutting it close I forgot if not in time well gently caress it

Beefed Owl fucked around with this message at 03:23 on Sep 10, 2019

# ? Sep 10, 2019 03:21

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

lol Fairbairn havers just got saved by a dumb rear end penalty

# ? Sep 10, 2019 03:21

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

My kicker should get revived for winning the game with a 57 yarder, I am under protest!

# ? Sep 10, 2019 12:22

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

TurboFlamingChicken posted:

Week 1: DEN - Brandon McManus

Jesus cutting it close I forgot if not in time well gently caress it

Kickoff was scheduled for 10:20ET and you posted at 10:21...

...I'll allow it. But just this once, because it's week 1 :cop:

However, since McManus missed, you're eliminated anyway. Monkey's paw!

Intruder posted:

lol Fairbairn havers just got saved by a dumb rear end penalty

No Week 1 takers on the Flyin' Hawaiian. Sad!

Elephanthead posted:

My kicker should get revived for winning the game with a 57 yarder, I am under protest!

I have considered this request, however, you requested a revival on account of a "57 yarder" and I simply cannot accommodate this because the game winning kick last night was 58 yards.

barnold fucked around with this message at 13:21 on Sep 10, 2019

# ? Sep 10, 2019 13:13

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Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Didn't McManus miss a super long kick anyway or is it too early and I'm missing that's :thejoke:

# ? Sep 10, 2019 13:16

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