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 Jump to https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3898296&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=22#post501564274 to vote!! I am commandeering this OP: Athanatos. Week 1: The Minnesota Vikings - 46 Attempts for 265 yards, and a 3.80 Run/Pass Ratio Week 2: The San Francisco 49ers - 42 Run Attempts for 259 yards, and a 1.62 Run/Pass Ratio Week 3: The Minnesota Vikings - 38 Attempts for 211 yards, and a 1.81 Run/Pass Ratio Week 4: The Philadelphia Eagles - 33 Attempts for 176 yards, and a 1.22 Run/Pass Ratio Week 5: The Indianapolis Colts - 45 Attempts for 180 yards, and a 1.50 Run/Pass Ratio Week 6: The San Francisco 49ers - 42 Run Attempts for 99 yards, and a 1.24 Run/Pass Ratio Week 7: The Arizona Cardinals - 38 Attempts for 156 yards and a 1.81 Run/Pass Ratio Week 8: The San Francisco 49ers - 38 Attempts for 232 yards and a 1.73 Run/Pass Ratio Week 9: The Baltimore Ravens - 41 Attempts for 210 yards and a 1.78 Run/Pass Ratio Week 10: The Tennessee Titans - 26 Attempts for 225 yards and a 1.37 Run/Pass Ratio Week 11: The Indianapolis Colts - 36 Attempts for 264 yards and a 1.50 Run/Pass Ratio Week 12: The Baltimore Ravens - 48 Attempts for 285 yards and a 2.09 Run/Pass Ratio Week 13: Washington - 30 Attempts for 248 yards and a 1.20 Run/Pass Ratio Week 14: The Los Angeles Rams - 35 Attempts for 162 yards and a 1.09 Run/Pass Ratio Week 15: The Dallas Cowboys - 45 Attempts for 263 yards and a 1.96 Run/Pass Ratio Week 16: The Arizona Cardinals - 40 Attempts for 253 yards and a 1.48 Run/Pass Ratio Week 17: The Baltimore Ravens - 44 Attempts for 223 yards and a 2.10 Run/Pass Ratio Divisions: NFC West: 6 AFC South: 3 NFC East: 3 AFC North: 3 NFC North: 2 Loser Divisions: AFC East: 0 AFC West: 0 NFC South: 0 Old OP: week 1: colts established the run Somebody fucked around with this message at 05:32 on Jan 12, 2020 |
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Sep 9, 2019 17:48
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Week 1: Seattle did not and I’m this *holds fingers super near each other* close to suicide, op
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Sep 9, 2019 17:52
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The patriots failed for most of the game, but they did have a white guy do a matrix glitch https://twitter.com/MikeGiardi/status/1170887826617110528
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Sep 9, 2019 17:55
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The Vikings passed the ball 10 times and ran the ball 35 times No one established the run more thoroughly.
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Sep 9, 2019 17:56
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OxySnake posted:The Vikings passed the ball 10 times and ran the ball 35 times after much deliberation, the committee concurs
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Sep 9, 2019 21:57
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Shadow225 posted:week 1: colts established the run Many times "Return of the Mack" was listened to this week. Shadow225 posted:after much deliberation, the committee concurs Need a run commissioner to assign a top "Established the Run" team of the week.
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Sep 9, 2019 21:59
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the dolphins established neither the pass nor the run
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Sep 9, 2019 22:05
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 Quarterback Matthew Stafford almost had half as many rushing yards as RB Kerryon Johnson. Then again the Lions will never establish the run, so this is all moot.
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Sep 9, 2019 22:10
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the Patriots did whatever the opposite of establishing the run is
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Sep 9, 2019 22:14
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Chiefs sort of did.  Shady looked pretty good.
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Sep 9, 2019 22:19
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Athanatos posted:Need a run commissioner to assign a top "Established the Run" team of the week. The commission must award this hallowed prize to as many teams as necessary each week, for establishing the run is not the province of ONE team but of ALL teams. This week we have two co-winners who show us what establishing the run is truly about. Come on down, Minnesota Vikings! You employed the dreaded forward pass an admirable ten times and established the run to the tune of 172 yards on 38 carries for 3 touchdowns. Truly your commitment to the run sets an example for us all. And our co-winner, the Baltimore Ravens! Despite passing way too much for the commission's liking,we had to acknowledge the accomplishment. The Ravens ended the game with 265 rushing yards on 46 carries for 2 touchdowns. Talk about carrying the ball! Congratulations to the winning teams and may every team do all they can to establish the run, so help you god. Please clap
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Sep 9, 2019 22:27
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hello yes, I have a question for the commission. The raiders had a running back jump for a touchdown. Yet, in spite of jumping, it says here it’s a rushing touchdown?? was the run established by the Raiders, I feel it was but not sure
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Sep 10, 2019 06:55
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Do screen passes count as establishing the run
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Sep 10, 2019 06:57
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a neat cape posted:Do screen passes count as establishing the run I fell they do not as a pass by definition is not running
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Sep 10, 2019 07:02
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more often than not screens end up counting as a rushing attempt in the numbers, which are then pulled by unaware forum users. it's actually a badly hosed up conspiracy to establish the pass in secret
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Sep 10, 2019 07:13
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Eagles did a good job establishing the run in the 2nd half. Sproles looks ageless and Sanders looked really good.
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Sep 10, 2019 13:29
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Did anyone establish the run less than the bears with 15 runs vs 50 passes
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Sep 10, 2019 13:38
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CyberPingu posted:Eagles did a good job establishing the run in the 2nd half. Sproles looks ageless and Sanders looked really good. Yeah the game was probably Too Much Sproles overall but he looked good, Miles Sanders was a great pickup, and Jordan Howard is a powerful man. If they can keep that up while also deep threatening with DJax, Alshon, and Agholor and using Ertz and Goedert across the middle they could really keep defenses honest and tear things up.
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Sep 10, 2019 14:21
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Yodzilla posted:Yeah the game was probably Too Much Sproles overall but he looked good, Miles Sanders was a great pickup, and Jordan Howard is a powerful man. If they can keep that up while also deep threatening with DJax, Alshon, and Agholor and using Ertz and Goedert across the middle they could really keep defenses honest and tear things up. please don't talk about WRs in the run thread
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Sep 10, 2019 14:23
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indigi posted:please don't talk about WRs in the run thread Our WR had a rushing TD 
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Sep 10, 2019 14:24
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Ravens established the mf’n pass The run was a foregone conclusion
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Sep 10, 2019 15:02
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a neat cape posted:Do screen passes count as establishing the run If the pass is forward, it's untoward.
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Sep 10, 2019 15:13
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cmc established the poo poo out of the run
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Sep 10, 2019 15:20
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The Niners will establish the run no matter how many RBs die in the attempt
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Sep 10, 2019 16:19
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a neat cape posted:Do screen passes count as establishing the run Better than a deep pass, much much worse than handoff AndrewP posted:Ravens established the mf’n pass I like this attitude. Before anything else, establish the run. Then once that's done we can maybe talk about something more exotic, like a pass mastershakeman posted:Did anyone establish the run less than the bears with 15 runs vs 50 passes And they paid the price for their hubris, did they not? Chokes McGee posted:hello yes, I have a question for the commission. The raiders had a running back jump for a touchdown. Yet, in spite of jumping, it says here it’s a rushing touchdown?? The Commission finds your question extremely stupid. But yes, that is establishing the run. Touchdown runs are one of the most treasured kind of runs Kalli posted:If the pass is forward, it's untoward. I see you've been reading the Commission's promotional material. "If the pass is forward, it's untoward" has been one of our organizational slogans for over 50 years
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Sep 10, 2019 16:33
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I'm not sure when the establish the run meme started this year, but I am glad its here.
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Sep 10, 2019 17:16
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OxySnake posted:I'm not sure when the establish the run meme started this year, but I am glad its here. It was born in the NFC West thread out of a sense of crass exceptionalism (the NFC West is foremost in establishing the run) but has since matured into a movement; nay, a way of life
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Sep 10, 2019 17:18
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Mark Ingram, Jr. is first ballot a hall of famer so yes
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Sep 10, 2019 18:53
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4.9 YPR
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Sep 10, 2019 19:20
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mastershakeman posted:Did anyone establish the run less than the bears with 15 runs vs 50 passes another big loser went 14/51
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Sep 10, 2019 22:56
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The Packers had 47 yards on 22 attempts. Completely failed to establish the run 
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Sep 11, 2019 11:35
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Fenrir posted:The Packers had 47 yards on 22 attempts. Completely failed to establish the run Then why are you posting in here?
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Sep 11, 2019 11:39
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Todd Jerome Gurley II, 14 carries, 97 yards, 6.9 YPC nice
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Sep 11, 2019 15:18
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after building a 17 point lead through the air the washington racists most assuredly did not establish the run: 28 rushing yards on 13 attempts lmao
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Sep 11, 2019 16:14
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Cavauro posted:another big loser went 14/51 andy only lost my one point! so very unkind to call them big losers but you are correct. the run was not established and they paid the price Mind_Taker posted:after building a 17 point lead through the air the washington racists most assuredly did not establish the run: 28 rushing yards on 13 attempts lmao that's a statline that makes the fine members of our commission wanna HURL!! DariusLikewise posted:Todd Jerome Gurley II, 14 carries, 97 yards, 6.9 YPC ni.ce
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Sep 11, 2019 16:18
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I submit to the committee that mr. frank gore, esq. deserves consideration for the lifetime achievement award in run establishment. Gore has been unflinchingly establishing runs for an uncountable number of seasons and despite being an elderly man, he continues to this day to agelessly perform runs. OK, in fairness, this week Gore only gained 20 yards on 11 carries, while rookie upstart Devin Singletary had 70 yards on just 4 carries and quarterback Josh Allen had 10 carries for 38 yards. But I submit to you that the bills are trash, so he shouldn't be blamed for that, and anyway low-yardage runs are still run establishment, and probably gore made some of those Allen carries possible. And besides, they won the game, which means every one of those yards mattered.  You wish you could look like this at age 36 We are not here to praise the bills, but to take note of one of the all-time greats in running the dang ball, still out there doing his thing no matter how old he gets or how mediocre his team might be (having recently played for the Colts and then Miami and now the Bills, ugh). He is 4th on the all-time rushing list (and just 500 yards out from overtaking Barry Sanders for third), but he is first in our hearts. Leperflesh fucked around with this message at 16:27 on Sep 11, 2019 |
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Sep 11, 2019 16:25
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Leperflesh posted:I submit to the committee that mr. frank gore, esq. deserves consideration for the lifetime achievement award in run establishment. Gore has been unflinchingly establishing runs for an uncountable number of seasons and despite being an elderly man, he continues to this day to agelessly perform runs. I feel, anyone named after an animal action that involves charging forward and impaling someone on a horn, is establishing the run merely by existing.
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Sep 11, 2019 16:50
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frank gore is establishing the run against old age
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Sep 11, 2019 17:10
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Frank Gore, with his 3,882 rushing attempts, will certainly be a first ballot inductee to the Hall of Run Establishment. Attempts are valued more than all other rushing stats because establishing the run is not about success, it's about CONVICTION
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DariusLikewise posted:Todd Jerome Gurley II, 14 carries, 97 yards, 6.9 YPC How has the Rams OL looked? Was the run established by good blocking or is Gurley back (baby awooo)? I thought OL was a big question mark for them this offseason.
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