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Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Wat

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1171519764423856130?s=21

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Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
is Demaryius Thomas absolutely toast at this point or could he be useful as depth?

Edit: A 6th in two years for a depth WR seems fair to me, if he can be relied upon for that

OxySnake posted:

Dropping a 6th round pick on..... the 5th option for Darnold?

(Crowder, Anderson, Quincy, Bell..... DT?)

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
PFF gave Thomas a 71.5 grade last year. Obviously this trade is a steal for the Jets, you morons.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Gronk has been hanging out at Barstool the past two days so he is almost certainly tweeting that just to gently caress with everyone.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
He’s garbage I take it?

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1171574915314724864?s=21

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Holy poo poo

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Secretariat is the most dominant champion of all time

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Diva Cupcake posted:

gently caress. Call it a career dude. This is why Demaryius was traded for.

https://twitter.com/BrianCoz/status/1171791487861972994

Yikes. Feel for the guy, he’s got to be done now. At least he’ll get some of the cash from that new deal.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Wow did Doltos get cancelled? RIP

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
I would like to get Manish Mehta's take on these rape accusations

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Chromatic posted:

I'm friends and acquaintances with a lot of people and by God if I found that if one of them raped a woman by golly they would not be on my friends list anymore

you'd remove them from your friends list without giving them due process???

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
What are people going to say when Trevor Siemian beats the Cleveland Browns 13-6 on Monday Night Football

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Athanatos posted:

Jets could live without Darnold. He didn't look that great anyway.

Now Bell being out? They're hosed. He looked fantastic and was the only thing on the field that looked worth a poo poo.

Apparently they don't think the Bell thing is serious and are just getting an MRI as a precaution (it will come out that Bell has a torn labrum as soon as I post this). Hopefully that means he'll play (and hopefully it means they use Montgomery more, too).

I actually think Siemian is pretty competent, as far as backups go. I'm less worried about the team being competitive than I am about seeing if Darnold can make the leap, which is why the mono is such a gigantic downer.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
The upside of the Darnold diagnosis is that the Jets will have to focus more heavily on establishing the run, which of course means they will win more games

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

colachute posted:

Darnold should play. Make it biological warfare.

I'm ready for Darnold to kiss Brady on the lips in Week 3.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
I’ll admit, this is pretty good

https://twitter.com/backpageguynydn/status/1172326014229319680?s=21

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

"Gaddafi killed by Yankees Fan - Gunman had more hits than A-Rod" is my favourite.

I literally said this to a friend this morning. I love that cover. The A-Rod shot is so wildly inappropriate and unnecessary it’s beautiful.

(That’s the Post though)

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
It’s tanking

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

:stonk:

What the gently caress, why did I click this

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Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Arkhams Razor posted:

Analytics Twitter is claiming that Siemian is just as good or better than Darnold, but I'll only believe that if I see it on the field. I think the key is whether or not Mosley plays, as the Jets defense looked awful after he left.

He’s not. Almost certain the Jets don’t win this game, just not enough talent on the field.

https://twitter.com/mmehtanydn/status/1172964735278571522?s=21

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