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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

sean10mm posted:

I'm a :patssay: rear end in a top hat and all, but I feel like this is an overreaction.


The Belichick coaching tree is a disease vector... but the Patriots ALSO lost to lame-rear end Lions and Titans teams coached by ex-Pats doing typical :effort: ex-Pats poo poo, and crapped the bed in Miami last year.

I know all this is true but I feel very confident this game is going to be much different. We are going to see Stidham in the second half.

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Kalli posted:

Quick Reads is out, all hail Dak, who was more good then Winston was bad: https://www.footballoutsiders.com/quick-reads/2019/week-1-quick-reads

273 - Dak
201 - Lamar Jackson
168 - Mahomes
151 - Case Keenum
139 - Brady & Carr

-83 - Cam
-88 - Kyler
-93 - Trubisky
-101 - Baker
-222 - Winston

Kyler:


Baker

-81 Sam Darnold
-81 Josh Allen

:allears:

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Have Gardner Minshew and Jim Tomsula ever been in the same room together?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
That can't be right.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
His accomplice? One Chris Wessling.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I was honestly kinda embarrassed for him.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Play posted:

That's weird, I haven't gotten a new podcast from ATNFL since the preview show?

Wes is always the worst one, though. He's regressive and reactionary and buys into all kinds of dumb cliches; usually supports management not players and he's kinda smarmy on top of it all.

Marc Sessler is my favorite because he's just so neurotic that I love him

He felt that AB has been such a bad teammate and so manipulative of the Steelers and Raiders that the NFL should ban him. He sounded near tears.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

sponges posted:

He seems to be the most knowledgeable of the four overall though.

I like Gregg. Chill dude even if he is a Pats fan.

Gregg is the best because he just doesn't take any of this seriously and as a result can just cut through all the posturing and baloney takes of the other three with the harsh reality of the situation. He harbors no idealism about the NFL. His only weakness is Geno Smith.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Why would they do that when they have break out candidate Robby Anderson? Very strange indeed!

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I'm pretty sure it's the first ever under Bill.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
In a month we learn that DT had MRSA and has infected the whole Jets locker room.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

sweet thursday posted:

Whatever happened to Dez Bryant anyway

He's trying to find the real parking lot assaulter.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Bigass Moth posted:

It will be turned into the Trevor Lawrence pick somehow.

It will be used to draft a replacement to a 2nd round DB cut in camp.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Professor Funk posted:

is Demaryius Thomas absolutely toast at this point or could he be useful as depth?

Listen to your heart.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Gronk is going to dangle the unretirement carrot all year so he can continue to promote a new product every month. All he has to do is keep dropping little hints and everyone shows up when he holds a press conference to promote men's rear end wipes with CBD or something.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

kiimo posted:

Do they give rings to teams that lose in the AFC Championship Game

Just banners.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Great googley moogley lol.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
He and Ben didn't get along???

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Silly Burrito posted:

What a comeback.

Well that's how he got into this mess.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
NFL Week 2 N/V: Don't Call It a Comeback.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Dr_Strangelove posted:

What’s the punishment for having a username that’s a Rivals pun

Ten minutes with Big Ben and AB.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Belichick finally, finally trades with the Jets. Immediately gets rolled.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Larch posted:

This just keeps escalating. Faster, and faster, and faster......

What heights will we achieve?

Missing footage from Epstein's jail cell reveals person wearing "84" jersey exiting building.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
He's got a book!

https://www.amazon.com/How-Play-Gam...customerReviews

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
He's probably slightly more competent than that photo looks. Although his "accomplishments" still seem pretty weak.

https://heitnerlegal.com/darren-adam-heitner-esq/

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Starsfan posted:

So the guy describes himself as a "sports attorney" and all of his published work is on social media bullshit and the various NFL controversies which have arisen in the past few years. I'm guessing he will probably hire on an actual criminal defense lawyer to do all the dirty work of actually defending his client in the federal court?

He's seems like the kinda guy you'd consult on how to get fired via social media.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I'd like to think AB's next contract is gonna be for peanuts but then I look at Tyreek...

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Doltos posted:

Best case scenario: people wait until a guilty or not guilty verdict from the court system before wishing to destroy a person oops we're already past that

I generally agree with you, but I think there's a corollary for sexual crimes, because - generally speaking - there is not a lot to gain for the victims in coming forward but harassment and stigma.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

wyoak posted:

This is true in criminal cases or especially in cases where people are just speaking up, like Weinstein or Nassar or Gursuch, but when it’s a civil case against a professional athlete there is absolutely something to gain. This is not a defense of AB or an indictment of the woman or anything like that, but the equation here is certainly different.

That is true, I forgot this is a civil case. But it is often easier for a victim to pursue them in a civil suit than to file a criminal complaint and have their claims ignored or dismissed by the authorities. Of course we have very little information at this point. Did she make a police report? I can't recall seeing that or not.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Kalli posted:

The american justice system is completely perverted and incapable of delivering justice.

Thankfully the court of public opinion works so much better.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Jesus christ gently caress off with this Johnny Depp poo poo.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Do it ironically posted:

The patriots don’t care their owner solicits sex worker and you know he has probably been doing it for years, for all we know behind closed doors Kraft is yucking it up about this

Sex work should be legal op.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

I dunno how any stadium affects a "ban". It's not like they check ID when you go through security.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

This Jets season is not going quite to plan eh?

I want to make a joke about Trevor Siemian not being much of a downgrade but I can't honestly do that with a straight face.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I heard a rumor Sam was open mouth kissing with Brady.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Uh, but have you heard about this poor fellow named Depp?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Play posted:

Not sure if even that would be enough, the Browns are gonna be playing real fierce because they got humiliated last week

Fear the wrath of the mighty Browns!

*wet fart*

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Who is even playing tonight

The guy who can't stop throwing to the other team and the guy who can't throw.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
It's a dumb gimmick that he realized several years ago gets him attention.

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Kawalimus is an authentic person and that is why we love him

The bird thing is real. But being a constant contrarian and downer about his team rapidly evolved into 99% of his personality overnight after getting a bunch of attention for it.

Asema posted:

The Ravens had 31 first downs that entire game.

The Patriots had 24 first downs in their win against Pittsburgh.

The Vikings who won had 18, while the Falcons who lost had 27.


Does he always use things that are easily dismissed with stats?

He's not interested in having a real conversation, he just wants to prolong the experience.

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