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Atrocious Joe posted:who did the mission hill characters vote for Al Gore
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2020 10:21 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 16:34 |
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Zvahl posted:bet matt lauer and kevin spacey are pissed as poo poo they didn't wait to be sex pests until after the democrats decided it was okay Kevin Spacey is having people murdered and gloating about it on video. He seems to be having the time of his life actually. Al Franken is the one whose probably pissed.
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2020 08:27 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzItS5BmUNw
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2020 02:16 |
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thatfatkid posted:And starcraft was blatantly ripping off Aliens. Its almost as if culture builds on what came before it. Such cultural evolution is a constant theme of the Dune series and why it should be required reading for all. Actually, Aliens was a ripoff of Starcraft. James Cameron should feel ashamed of himself.
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2020 06:14 |
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Wheeee posted:the gently caress is worf doing on ds9 Something something Dominion something something Klingon War something something WE NEED A KLINGON EXPERT and then he stuck around.
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2020 06:41 |
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Hodgepodge posted:really set the stage for black panther how dare you Martok is a man of the people and he only has one eye which is really cool
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2020 06:53 |
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Hodgepodge posted:tbf he didn't just, like, open some stem training centers on bajor Okay look C'mon The Bajorans needed a place to learn Mok'bara It's like the ultimate form of martial arts and yes it was Worf's idea to open them but that doesn't mean Martok's a puppet of the federation or anything How are they supposed to move up in the world without the job skills they learn by practicing Mok'bara!?
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2020 07:07 |
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I showed John Wick to my friend and he said the choreography in that movie was bullshit and lame and he could do it better with less money. You know what? He was right!
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2020 07:23 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Bloodwine is super strong, too. I dunno, it sounds like you're describing a group of go-getters with plenty of fire in their bellies, and training them in new methods of self-actualization can only make things better!
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2020 10:16 |
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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1309226029672796160 He made a little video about it too!
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 02:36 |
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Echo Chamber posted:Is that moviebob video a fun hatewatch at least? Eh, I have a high tolerance for this sort of thing, but he said you shouldn't be happy that superhero movies are gone because it deprives working class people in Hollywood jobs, which is a massive oversimplification but whatever. Then about halfway through he implies that if you don't like Marvel Superhero Movies or Disney or corporate culture, then you are an antisemite.
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 09:17 |
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Dreylad posted:
A handful of dumb/desperate people have died in the North Dakotan wilderness trying to find the money from that movie because they thought it was a true story, but I don’t think that’s what he is talking about.
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2020 03:01 |
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Some Guy TT posted:https://twitter.com/Brandon_Bird/status/1342716929069305856 Death of the author rules.
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2020 05:52 |
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There is also the possibility that it's propaganda value outweighed its financial value.
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2020 06:27 |
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Stairmaster posted:dumb people who would say wonder woman is good already believe the stuff it preaches tho? Everybody knows what Pepsi is, but that doesn't mean Pepsi Corporation can stop reinforcing their brand.
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2020 06:57 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Wasn't that actually a whole thing with a formerly omnipresent soda brand that stopped advertising and coke ate their lunch overnight? Moxie, I think it was? It could have been. It's presence has regressed in the past decades. The articles I have found on Moxie seem to suggest that it was a preferred regional brand in the New England area, but under Capitalism, that isn't good enough. As a global brand, Coke easily acquired it in 2018, and have made moves to discontinue it in 2020. So now nobody gets to have it. Yay!!! Profitability isn't enough. Your corporation has to grow like a malignant tumor, or it will be devoured.
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2020 07:31 |
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-Avengers 2 could have been an acceptable end to the franchise, honestly. That movie was the exact waterline for when Marvel movies started to wear out their welcome. -Thor 2 was bland, but inoffensive. No defense of real world warcrimes! -It wasn't called Wolverine 2, it was called The Wolverine. God get it right -Was Amazing Spiderman 2 the Andrew Garfield one? If it was, at least it didn't try to replace Uncle Ben with Tony Stark -Iron Man 2 was a mess, but it had some nice action scenes directed by Genedy Tarakovsky. -Didn't see Ant Man 2, but I know for a fact that the Marvel Geek Film Squad slathered on about how great it was when it came out. -Guardians of the Galaxy 2 was actually a good movie. gently caress off Brianna. From what I have seen, all of these movies seem better than Wonder Woman 1984.
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2020 20:30 |
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Megaman 2 was better than Megaman 1. Check and Mate!
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# ¿ Dec 29, 2020 01:09 |
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Loveshaft posted:That movie had to balls to trash Obama and liberals before his reelection... to positive reviews! Well, that's why Obama founded his own production company. Now nobody in Hollywood can be mean to him! Ever!
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2021 06:29 |
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Craig Mazin is a massive tool. He and a group of showrunners tried to undermine a WGA strike from within about a year back. Big shocker he's not a big fan of Communism!
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2021 09:33 |
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Irish Wizard Grandma Sexghost
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2021 03:43 |
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Egg Moron posted:wizard episodes are some of the best star trek episodes I like the wizards that are giant lazy floating heads https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MaKrMf3WTOM
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2021 04:03 |
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Egg Moron posted:i love that ending so much because it is like, that should be a civilization altering encounter The giant wizard head wanted the crew of the enterprise to construct a giant fancy pipe, fill it with hash, light it, and the put it in his mouth. He would then thoughtfully puff from it while making “mmm” and “ohhh” noises. Perhaps the occasional “ahhh.” Picard said no, because smoking is bad for you. Negotiations broke down from there.
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2021 04:24 |
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Eh, Garth Ennis is one of those people from the UK that romanticize the idea of America. Like, they know the reality is poo poo, but they can't let go of the mythical dream of what its supposed to represent. ...which is kind of ironic because Ennis hates it when Americans do that to Ireland.
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2021 10:35 |
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indigi posted:Westworld season 3 is Extremely Stupid There's a season 3 of Westworld? ...WHY???
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2021 03:45 |
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Taintrunner posted:What's really funny is thumbing through the Letterboxd reviews for Wandavision (which is a series, not a movie, lmao, letterboxd is for movie reviews) is just how loving desperate they are to stick it to "Marvel haters." Like just picking a few quotes at random here: Ghost Leviathan posted:You seriously underestimate their ability to fall back on lazy cliches and dismiss anything not pandering to them, or in MovieBob's case likely take away the most horrible possible message from it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8LAMQ8U27c This is Moviebob's top ten movie list of 2017. One superhero movie and one star wars movie. The rest are actual movies. However, Moviebob, like many film critics nowadays, isn't really a film critic anymore. He's a Disney PR guy. So he can't hype these real movies he actually enjoys as much as the Marvel stuff, because that's not his job. Really, most of these critics have sold their soul for status (god knows they're barely getting paid for it) and they know it, they just didn't realize their respectability was part of the bargain too, and nothing is more valuable to the critic class then having their opinions respected. And now everyone has figured it out, and nobody respects them, because at the end of the day who respects a PR guy, especially one who shills themselves for next to nothing. They used to be a doorman in a fancy uniform, but now their uniform has been changed red polo shirt and a pair of tan khaki pants, and people are starting to laugh at them. Oh, but they will have the last laugh. Any day now, they will have the last laugh! Yes they will, Yes they will... Clip-On Fedora has issued a correction as of 05:28 on Jan 22, 2021 |
# ¿ Jan 22, 2021 05:19 |
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And now, something borderline impenetrable: https://twitter.com/msmlroberts/status/1352954492363403264
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2021 21:03 |
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I guess horseshoe theory does apply to film critics.
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2021 21:23 |
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Bootleg Trunks posted:Is doom crippled and that's why he wears the armor? I don't know the comics that well His face was either 1. Horribly scarred by a lab accident that may or may not have been caused by Reed Richards. 2. Or, according to Jack Kirby, only received a tiny scar on his cheek, but he's so prideful that he can't stand the minor imperfection, so he now wears a mask. 3. Or he originally had a small scar, but scrambled his face when he first put his mask on while it was still burning hot. I prefer 2, but most go with 1 or 3. Clip-On Fedora has issued a correction as of 05:25 on Jan 26, 2021 |
# ¿ Jan 26, 2021 05:22 |
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There was an arc in the fantastic four comic where Doom was replaced with the "legitimate" heir to the Latverian throne, Prince Zorba Fortunov. Prince Zorba almost immediately went mad with power and ran the country into the ground. Everyone in Latveria celebrated when Doom retook the country, because they were genuinely happy to have him back.
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2021 08:43 |
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Tubgoat posted:Dr. Doom would be the least bad U.S. president in history by an impossible margin. This is the plot of Doom 2099.
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2021 15:59 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:It literally is, Black Panther was made as Dr Doom's counterpart I can't remember the context, but there was this time in the comics where Magneto, Dr. Doom, and the red skull were all involved in some dumb supervillian team up. It ends with Doom and Magneto being left alone with the Red Skull, and both deciding to trap him in a bunker in the middle of the desert, leaving him to die a slow and agonizing death. The funny part is Red Skull was genuinely shocked by their betrayal, and had no idea why they would possibly want to do that to him.
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2021 09:04 |
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Lib and let die posted:I hope that joke landed, I don't read comics but I think he's a doctor He doesn't actually have a doctorate in anything, but nobody's going to tell him that.
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2021 07:26 |
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Egg Moron posted:Zima exists in babylon 5 Hell yeah I should watch this after I'm finished with MacGyver in Space.
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2021 03:48 |
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Egg Moron posted:it's really just the best show, everyone who was ever on Star Trek is also on Babylon 5 Cool. I will check it out.
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2021 19:45 |
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Remember that Daily Show bit about Dick Cheney having a Stargate Sarcophagus that plays "Let the Eagles Soar" sung by John Ashcroft? That's what Saturday Night Life is for liberals.
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2021 20:49 |
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General Dog posted:I have never in my life heard another adult say, in a general sense, “SNL is funny.” No one has ever said or even thought that the SNL of that present day is funny, only that it was funny at some indefinite point in the past. People liked the David S. Pumpkins sketch. ...which was about five years ago. Bill Hader was pretty funny when he was on SNL. ...which was almost ten years ago. I think.
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2021 22:08 |
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Dr. Killjoy posted:https://twitter.com/moby_dickhead/status/1356347686497218561?s=20 lol that reminds me of this one guy's student film I watched in college that was just a shot by shot remake of the ghost episode from Paranoia Agent.
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2021 06:55 |
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indigi posted:HBO really circling the drain I dunno, I think it might be pretty funny. Not on purpose, but it will be pretty funny.
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2021 09:13 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 16:34 |
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Wheeee posted:except it is awesome to be in the mafia right up to the end where you end up dead or in jail I imagine doing cocaine all the time and getting into outlandish domestic disputes with your equally drug-addled wife would start to wear on you after a while.
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2021 09:33 |