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Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Everyone read that 500 page breakdown of the transformers movies that cinema d made

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Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Some Guy TT posted:

this thread is still public by the way no one archives anything in cined

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3571842&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

i should warn you that terry van feleday is a known autist russian female and we cant rule out the possibility that putin hand picked her to spread sedition among innocent easily seduced goons about our lord and savior optimus prime

optimus prime: super fraud

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

CharlestheHammer posted:

dragonball is insanely creepy with Bulma yeah. Though it shouldn’t be a surprise Toryiama literally wrote a comic where the punchline was rape

Was that Dr Slump

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Seth really liked Klobuchar at the last debate so lol

I really lost interest in the show when Rush Limbaugh which was on and it was so incredibly lame I dont feel the need to ever go back.

Uncle Wemus has issued a correction as of 23:23 on Oct 9, 2019

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004


No johnson?

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

It's all worth it to see my childhood role models on the big screen, inspiring another generation of people to go out and do good in the world.

I'm so glad all the strong women of my favorite childhood movies are now GENERALS :swoon::syoon::allears:

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Barry Convex posted:

not mine lol



Kill all nerds

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Instead of whatever they are doing with episode 9 what if the whole movie was kylo digging up Palpatines corpse and putting it on trial

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

the next fantastic beasts movie is going to be filmed in brazil thanks jk

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

except the people who thought he was interesting and enjoyable have moved on and everyones sick of him

SMG owns and I always look forward to his posts

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004


Little leery because that guys got an anime avatar but otherwise lmao

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

i choose to believe that droids in star wars are like robots in futurama and were just created for the sake of it. like the droids that jabba is torturing were made just to be tortured, like how in futurama theres a robot that was just made to be fat or one to be a hedonist

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

gradenko_2000 posted:

One early episode of Jack Ryan begins with a Syrian father out in the boonies teaching his son to wash up, to pray, to take care of his grandfather, and then they share a tender moment as he drives away on a motorcycle

As the man gets a few miles out from the city, the motorcycle is then blown up in an instant, and we're made to understand that he was killed by drone strike.

The drone operator is slipped a one dollar bill by his partner for a "good shoot", and he folds it reluctantly. The operator is clearly suffering some kind of emotional trauma from this work, and we see one wall of his apartment covered in individual one dollar bills, numbering what must be in the hundreds.

He takes all of them down and heads to the local casino to spend it all ... except he ends up winning bTig at the roulette table, and that makes him feel even worse

Some lady at the same table starts hitting on him, and they eventually hook up, except it turns out she's married, and he gets beaten up by her husband when they're discovered

And that's the context in which he shows up to the drone facility the next day with a black eye and fat lip, at which point, his partner "jokes" about him getting beat up by a "tranny" that he must have tried to pick up.

he whole point of this mini-arc is supposed to make us feel like A. drone pilots suffer from PTSD also, and B. the Syrian child we saw at the beginning of the episode is now without a father, and THAT'S SAD

But it's never questioned whether America should be doing any of this in the first place.

___

Much later on in the season, the wife of the Syrian Bad Guy runs away from their estate after discovering that he's been working with and training Islamist radicals. She takes the kids with her, and enlists the help of a sympathetic uncle.

They get discovered by the husband's goons, the uncle is killed trying to help them escape, and then the wife is assaulted, and is heavily implied that she's about to be raped.

This is when the camera pans out to inform the viewer that they've been watched by that same drone operator we met earlier this entire time. The operator makes a snap decision to fire a missile without getting prior authorization, and manages to target the Hellfire missile in such a way that the Islamist militiaman assaulting the wife is the only one hit and killed by the missile, without significantly harming the woman. The woman escapes the dead man's clutches, runs over to her children, and continues the journey.

The operator sees all this, and it's heavily implied by the look on his face and the swelling music that this was a redemptive moment for him. He did something good, for once.

i hate everyone involved with this

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

I have zero desire to watch the new season of Rick and morty and hearing that they had Elon musk on lowers that desire even more

Havent even watched the last couple seasons of venture bros because they took 3 years between seasons and even then would immediately abandon every interesting plot thread

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

https://twitter.com/hEnereyG/status/1204047567417298944

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Didnt Innis grow up in war torn Ireland or nah

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

soon it will be illegal to dislike marvel movies

https://twitter.com/IGN/status/1205495356798189568

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

I want nothing more than the death of all star wars fans

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Cats is actually based on The King in Yellow

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Some Guy TT posted:

the real weird part about harry potter when it comes to racism is that even though we all know voldemort is racist a huge part of his coalition is made up of intelligent magical creatures who are pretty much completely fed up with the bullshit espoused by the ruling wizard leaders to the point that voldemort represents a significant improvement just because hes honest about it and is offering them material benefits for their support instead of platitudes

in my favorite subplot that pretty much noone remembers hagrid and the german half giant headmistress head off to to try and talk the giants into backing the current ruling wizards instead of voldemort and give the chieftain some kind of trinket as a token of their friendship then when they come back the next day the chieftain is dead and replaced by a guy who hates them

hagrid blames the whole experience on unseen voldemort conspirators behind the scenes and it simply does not occur to anyone that the internal politics of the giants were a wee bit more complicated than good versus evil and they might have had good historical reasons to want to murder a leader who has been discovered taking bribes from wizards

how is it that so many people love these books and yet completely miss things like this

The Cameo posted:

so would “oh no, promotheus”

my man

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

All the cats names sound like Harry Potter characters and it makes me angry

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

https://twitter.com/ConceptHuman/status/1210326840323256320

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

JJ if you are reading this thread please reboot Harry Potter next so it can finally die

Zoran posted:

this is theft of cined posting valor

oops sorry

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004


My extremely neolib imagination

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

I hate jj abrams and all he is involved with

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004


even in 4chans wildest dreams they couldnt come up with something so blatently stupid

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Does anyone even like Rick and Morty anymore

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Squidbillies is the most realistic show on tv

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

mysterious frankie posted:

I read a description of this and it started with something like “new thing by Pendleton Ward...” and I was like ok could be good then I read “...and Duncan Trussell...” and was like, wait Joe Rogan’s hippie Salacious Crumb? The one with his own lovely podcast? “...based on Trussell’s podcast” and I immediately started doing a slowmo ohhhhhh noooooo. I have yet to watch this video.

Someone in CD thought it a keen idea to post porn of the main character in the animation thread so my first impression of the show is the main characters dripping neon colored boner

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Solo is a comedy movie where they edited out the punchlines and thought that would make it a drama

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Justin roiland is a one trick pony

https://twitter.com/hulu/status/1254537915646050310?s=20

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

What actually IS the cal arts style

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Also some subtle racism against the chinese

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Justin Roiland has one joke

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Zerilan posted:

Totally forgot Vernon Chatman also made The Heart, She Holler and very surprised that got two more seasons.

I loved Xavier Renegade Angel and even that got a second season

So in the MST3K reboot how come crow and servo are back did they get captured or something

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Wonder showzen was too brilliant

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

LGD posted:

finally, hard proof that dudes rock

https://twitter.com/willmenaker/status/1265695407893594113?s=20

also that there are generational/demographic differences in the way people use imdb rankings that correlate with gender

Good lord

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Are guys really watching Das Boot for fun? That list looks more like a list of what movies boomer dads like

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

does hbomberguy make videos still? i feel like he kinda disappeared


accurate

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Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Once again China is correct. Death 2 celebrities

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