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Bjork Bjowlob
Feb 23, 2006
yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning


Last week, on 1KYOB...

  • 1KYOB 2019 is off to a flying start with over a quarter of players busting last week - none more so than Okibi who was the unfortunate victim of Mahomes/Brady/Prescott all going HAM over the weekend
  • Deceptive is the highest scorer this week, coming in only five yards short of a perfect thou
  • No tokens were used - first week jitters? Didn't want to blow tokens too early in the season? Who knows. Let's see some token action!

Notes to players

The Big Dick Nick Number (BDN) has now been renamed to the God drat It Not Again What Are You Doing NFC How Could You Let This Happen So Many Times Number, or GDI for short. This is in line with 1KYOB tradition of recognizing (however regretfully) the current Super Bowl champions in the naming of the MNF number.


A terrible sight to behold...

Make sure you use GDI instead of BDN in your entries.

Entry formatting rules will be strictly applied. Entries should be formatted as per the below:

DEN - Peyton Manning - Passing Yards
MIN - Adrian Peterson - Rushing Yards
DET - Calvin Johnson - Receiving Yards
GDI#: PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards (this is your GDI number)

If I find a problem with any entries I'll reply with the entry quoted and what was wrong with it. Entries can be corrected either by editing the original post before any players in the entry start their game, or by replying with an updated entry. If you edit the entry in-place, reply to the thread to let me know.

Any entries with invalid formatting that haven't been corrected before the first player listed starts their game will have all regular players replaced with Meat Starlord and the GDI# replaced with Sandwich Montoya, all with random team and yardage types. May the Levenshtein distance be ever in your favour...

Scores and Standings

Final scores from last week and overall standings so far are below.
pre:
Player                    Total Yards Ranking Points Bonus Total Points Notes
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Deceptive                         995      1      29     0          29 
Grittybeard                       950      2      28     0          28 
Bjork Bjowlob                     938      3      27     0          27 
OxySnake                          933      4      26     0          26 
the mean lunch lady               907      5      25     0          25 
Satisfaction Guaranteed           904      6      24     0          24 
Chichevache                       894      7      23     0          23 
Benne                             892      8      22     0          22 
fishing with the fam              890      9      21     0          21 
bobjr                             872     10      20     0          20 
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Arnold Layne                      858     11      19     0          19 
BlindSite                         853     12      18     0          18 
von Metternich                    850     13      17     0          17 
Strobe                            840     14      16     0          16 
Acebuckeye13                      833     15      15     0          15 
Play                              763     16      14     0          14 
Leperflesh                        739     17      13     0          13 
Elephanthead                      667     18      12     0          12 
a new study bible!                641     19      11     0          11 
totally losing my mime            605     20      10     0          10 
Shadow225                         479     21       9     0           9 
seiferguy                        1026     22       8     0           8 
Tiny Tubesteak Tom               1033     23       7     0           7 
WaffleZombie                     1062     24       6     0           6 
Blowjob Overtime                 1081     25       5     0           5 
No Butt Stuff                    1089     26       4     0           4 
korrandark                       1092     27       3     0           3 
Nystral                          1149     28       2     0           2 
Okibi                            1221     29       1     0           1 
pre:
Player                    Overall Rank |   Wk1
----------------------------------------------
Deceptive                      29    1 |    29 
Grittybeard                    28    2 |    28 
Bjork Bjowlob                  27    3 |    27 
OxySnake                       26    4 |    26 
the mean lunch lady            25    5 |    25 
Satisfaction Guaranteed        24    6 |    24 
Chichevache                    23    7 |    23 
Benne                          22    8 |    22 
fishing with the fam           21    9 |    21 
bobjr                          20   10 |    20 
Arnold Layne                   19   11 |    19 
BlindSite                      18   12 |    18 
von Metternich                 17   13 |    17 
Strobe                         16   14 |    16 
Acebuckeye13                   15   15 |    15 
Play                           14   16 |    14 
Leperflesh                     13   17 |    13 
Elephanthead                   12   18 |    12 
a new study bible!             11   19 |    11 
totally losing my mime         10   20 |    10 
Shadow225                       9   21 |     9 
seiferguy                       8   22 |     8 
Tiny Tubesteak Tom              7   23 |     7 
WaffleZombie                    6   24 |     6 
Blowjob Overtime                5   25 |     5 
No Butt Stuff                   4   26 |     4 
korrandark                      3   27 |     3 
-----Cutoff for Playoffs----------------------
Nystral                         2   28 |     2 
Okibi                           1   29 |     1 
THIS WEEK'S LINEUP

Thurs:
TB @ CAR

Sun Early:
ARI @ BAL
DAL @ WAS
IND @ TEN
SEA @ PIT
BUF @ NYG
SF @ CIN
LAC @ DET
MIN @ GB
JAX @ HOU
NE @ MIA

Sun Late:
KC @ OAK
NO @ LAR
CHI @ DEN

Sun Night:
PHI @ ATL

Mon:
CLE @ NYJ

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

How do I play 1000 Yards or Bust?

See this thread!

Tokens!

Tokens are back again this year. What's a token you ask? Good question:

Because 1KYOB is inherently a game about selecting offensive players, tokens were originally created to celebrate the superlative defenders of the NFL as well as introduce another strategic element to the game. The tokens apply to your GDI Number player and only your GDI Number player, but you can't cheat and edit them in if you're heading into Monday about to bust: if you haven't declared you're using a token before the first player on your list starts, you're SOL. Each token can only be used once per season unless otherwise noted.

To play a token please copy and paste the image as well as the name of the token after your GDI Number.

This year there are seven tokens, split into three different categories - Normal, Supplement, and Special. You can only use a max of one token per week from each category.

NORMAL TOKENS

THE MACK TOKEN




A running back's worst nightmare is to make a cut towards an inviting gap only to see Khalil Mack suddenly appear, arms wide in welcome embrace. Particularly so when Mack has crossed half the country and a whole conference to unexpectedly crush this naive NFC North rusher twice a season.

You may play the Mack Token when your GDI Number is a Running Back. If your GDI Number would bust your score, this token will zero out their score! Can only be used once per season unless refreshed or in certain circumstances, see later.

THE HAYWARD TOKEN



Casey Hayward is one of the premier CBs in the league, and after he has assimilated the life force of the rest of the Chargers' defense a la Jet Li in The One he will become unstoppable.

You may play the Hayward Token when your GDI Number is a Wide Receiver or a Tight End. If your GDI Number would bust your score, this token will zero out their score! Can only be used once per season unless refreshed or in certain circumstances, see later.

THE GHOST OF SAN DIEGO PAST TOKEN



Prior to his untimely death, Joey Bosa terrorized offensive lines and QBs coming off the edge. Becoming phantasmal can only improve his game, turning him from 'difficult to block' to 'impossible to handle unless you know five kids and a dog with a van'.

You may play the Ghost of San Diego Past Token when your GDI Number is a Quarterback. If your GDI Number would bust your score, this token will convert your QB entry to use Rushing instead of Passing yards, as the QB can think of nothing but fleeing for his life. If you are already using Rushing yards for your QB entry, this token will zero out their score as the QB remains rooted to the spot in fear. Can only be used once per season unless refreshed or in certain circumstances, see later.

SUPPLEMENT TOKENS

THE MERCURIAL GENIUS TOKEN




Note: see the bottom of this post for clarifications on this token.

Marcus Peters is an extremely talented CB who is prone to, uh, 'shifts' in mood that can affect his performance. One week he will smother a #1 wideout so thoroughly that the receiver forgets his own name, the next he's launching flags into the crowd and himself out of the stadium.

You may play the Mercurial Genius token alongside any of the above Normal tokens - it cannot be played by itself. The Normal token acts normally, and if you need it to avoid busting (or if you bust regardless), it will be consumed. However if you do not need the token to avoid busting, the Mercurial Genius token will return the Normal token back to you to be used again in a following week (i.e. it will refresh the token). The Mercurial Genius token itself can be played any number of times during the season, unless...

...your GDI Number blows up and exceeds the relevant yardage limit (Rushing: 100, Receiving: 100, Passing: 400). Then the Genius will get himself ejected for the rest of the season and your GDI Number will have a record game! Specifically, their yardage total will be set to the relevant all-time single-game record below:
Rushing: 296 yards (Adrian Peterson, Vikings vs San Diego, 2007)
Receiving: 336 yards (Willie 'Flipper' Anderson, Rams vs Saints, 1989)
Passing: 554 yards (Norm van Brocklin, Rams vs NY Yanks, 1951)

If this happens and you still don't bust (what kind of strange list are you running?!?) then the Normal token will still be returned. The Mercurial Genius token is always consumed after the Genius is ejected.

SPECIAL TOKENS

THE MONSTER COJONES TOKEN



A reminder of the most balls-out playcall I've seen in a Superbowl, and - as a Jets fan - a delightful way for the Patriots to be humbled on the biggest stage in American football. I'd like to take this opportunity to bring up that the Patriots also tried a similar play in the same game, showing us that sometimes it is ok to count out Touchdown Tom.

If you declare the Monster Cojones token during a given week, it gets you 50 bonus points for a top 10 score and 100 bonus points for the best score of the week, but if you finish outside the top 10 you get zero, so you better catch that pass! In addition, you can use the Monster Cojones token as much as you want if you keep getting the bonus, but if you use the Monster Cojones token and fail to make the top 10, you can't use it again for the entire rest of the season unless you hit a perfect thousand. Not for the faint at heart!

Have fun!

Maybe it's time to hang em up, buddy
Players who've used a Cojones and failed to make the top 10


pre:
No-one yet
Yoooooooouuuu'rre outta heeere!
Players who've had their Genius ejected


pre:
No-one yet
TOKEN CLARIFICATIONS

I'll try to collate any token clarifications I make during each thread in this area.

Clarification 1: The Genius Token

The Genius token will return the Normal token if you don't need the Normal token to avoid busting. If you do need it (or bust anyway) the Normal token is consumed and not returned. The Genius token itself is always returned unless it gets ejected ie your GDI number exceeds the yardage limit.

For example:

Pre-Monday yardage total: 920
If Brate goes for 70: no bust, both Hayward and Genius tokens returned
If Brate goes for 100: Hayward token activated, Brate yardage becomes zero, Hayward token not returned, Genius token returned
If Brate goes for 120: Genius ejected, Brate yardage becomes 336, total yardage 1256, bust, Hayward token not returned, Genius token not returned

Pre-Monday yardage total: 600
Brate goes for 70: no bust or ejection, both tokens returned
Brate goes for 120: Genius ejected, Brate yardage becomes 336, total yardage 936, no bust, Hayward token returned, Genius token not returned

Clarification 2: Tiebreakers

Ties are broken as follows:
  • Whichever list has more players
  • If both entries have the same number of players - whichever list was entered first

Clarification 3: Using the same player more than once

You can use the same player more than once but you cannot use the same combination of player and yardage type more than once. So - to use Nick Foles as an example - you can list Nick Foles three times in one entry (for Passing, Rushing and Receiving yards) but you cannot list Nick Foles - Passing more than once. If you use a player more than once they have to be listed on separate lines for each yardage type you want to use:
pre:
PHI - Nick Foles - Passing Yards
PHI - Nick Foles - Rushing Yards

Bjork Bjowlob fucked around with this message at 18:15 on Sep 12, 2019

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Arnold Layne
Nov 4, 2008

NO - Drew Brees - Passing Yards
OAK - Derek Carr - Passing Yards
CIN - Andy Dalton - Passing Yards

GDI#: CLE - David Njoku - Receiving Yards

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.
Lets run back last week's crew, I can't bust twice in a row can I?

KC - Patrick Mahomes - Passing Yards
NO - Drew Brees - Passing Yards
NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards

GDI#:NYJ - Le'Veon Bell - Rushing Yards

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
JAC - Gardner Minshew- Passing Yards
MIN - Kirk Cousins - Passing Yards
NYG - Eli Manning - Passing Yards
NYG - Daniel Jones - Passing Yards
DEN - Joe Flacco - Passing Yards
ATL - Ito Smith - Rushing Yards
WAS - Adrian Peterson - Rushing Yards
BUF - Frank Gore - Rushing Yards

GDI#: Nick Chubb - Rushing Yards

MACK TOKEN


edited due to Leveon Bell news

Play fucked around with this message at 18:58 on Sep 12, 2019

totally losing my mime
Aug 3, 2012

The quiet can scrape
All the calm from your bones.
But maybe it should.
Maybe we need to be hollowed
To get up and grow,
And stop fucking around,
To kick off our braces and start straightening out
Fun Shoe
TB – Peyton Barber – Rushing Yards
TB – Scott Miller – Receiving Yards
BAL – Justice Hill – Rushing Yards
SF – Kaden Smith – Receiving Yards
SF – Trent Taylor – Receiving Yards
CIN – Pharoh Cooper – Receiving Yards
MIN – Dalvin Cook – Rushing Yards
MIN – Irv Smith – Receiving Yards
BUF – Lee Smith – Receiving Yards
NYG – Russell Shepard – Receiving Yards
NYG – Sterling Shepard – Receiving Yards
PIT – JuJu Smith-Schuster – Receiving Yards
TEN – Jonnu Smith – Receiving Yards
DAL – Amari Cooper – Receiving Yards
DAL – Devin Smith – Receiving Yards
CHI – Taylor Gabriel – Receiving Yards
CHI – Anthony Miller – Receiving Yards
NO – Tre’Quan Smith – Receiving Yards
NO – Jared Cook – Receiving Yards
LAR – Brandin Cooks – Receiving Yards
ATL – Ito Smith – Rushing Yards
ATL – Austin Hooper – Receiving Yards

GDI: CLE – Baker Mayfield – Passing Yards

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

CAR - Cam Newton - Passing Yards
MIN - Kirk Cousins - Passing Yards
DEN - Joe Flacco - Passing Yards
DET - Kerryon Johnson - Rushing Yards
WAS - Adrian Peterson - Rushing Yards


GDI#: CLE - Jarvis Landry - Receiving Yards -

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

KC - Patrick Mahomes - Passing Yards
OAK - Derek Carr - Passing Yards

GDI # - CLE - Baker Mayfield - Passing Yards

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
IND - T.Y. Hilton - Receiving Yards
IND - Jacoby Brissett - Passing Yards
IND - Jack Doyle - Receiving Yards
IND - Marlin Mack - Rushing Yards
IND - Paris Campbell - Receiving Yards

GDI# - CLE - Baker Mayfield - Passing Yards

Shadow225
Jan 2, 2007




KC - Patrick Mahomes - Passing Yards
TEN - Delanie Walker - Receiving Yards
BAL - Lamar Jackson - Rushing Yards
IND - Marlon Mack - Rushing Yards

GDI - CLE - Baker Mayfield - Passing Yards

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious
SF - Jimmy Garoppolo - Passing Yards
IND - Marlon Mack - Rushing Yards
KC - LeSean McCoy - Rushing Yards
OAK - Josh Jacobs - Rushing Yards
DAL - Michael Gallup - Receiving Yards
ATL - Calvin Ridley - Receiving Yards

GDI#: NYJ - Trevor Siemian - Passing Yards

Strobe
Jun 30, 2014
GW BRAINWORMS CREW
KC - Patrick Mahomes - Passing Yards
KC - Travis Kelce - Receiving Yards
KC - LeSean McCoy - Rushing Yards
KC - Sammy Watkins - Receiving Yards

GDI#: CLE - Odell Beckham Jr. - Receiving Yards

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
ARI- DAVID JOHNSON- RUSHING
ARI-DAVID JOHNSON- RECEIVING
SEA- CRIS CARSON- RUSHING
PIT- BEN ROETHLISBERGER- PASSING
KC- SAMMY WATKINS- RECEIVING
NO- ALVIN KAMARA- RUSHING
NO- ALVIN KAMARA- RECEIVING
GDICLE- BAKER MAYFIELD- PASSING

von Metternich
May 7, 2007
Why the hell not?
BAL-Lamar Jackson-Passing
BAL-Lamar Jackson-Rushing
ARI-Kyler Murray-Passing
ARI-Kyler Murray-Rushing

GDI: CLE-Baker Mayfield-Passing

korrandark
Jan 5, 2009
CIN - Andy Dalton - Passing
KC - Patrick Mahomes - Passing
WAS - Terry Mclaurin - Receiving
NYG - Saquon Barkley - Rushing

GDI# CLE - Nick Chubb - Rushing

Okibi
Jul 13, 2004

A shadowy flight into the ridiculous world of a man whose music should not exist
Grimey Drawer
DAL - Dak Prescott - Passing Yards
NO - Drew Brees - Passing Yards
LAC - Keenan Allen - Receiving Yards
KC - Sammy Watkins - Receiving Yards

GDI#: CLE - Nick Chubb - Rushing Yards

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Dammit I almost forgot, AGAIN just like I did repeatedly last year (could we possibly just have a single thread, given that last week got less than 2 full pages of posts?)


OK this week once again it's the NFC West Establishing the Run lineup:

ARI - Kyler Murray - Rushing Yards
ARI - David Johnson - Rushing Yards
ARI - Chase Edmonds - Rushing Yards
ARI - Christian Kirk - Rushing Yards
SF - Matt Breida - Rushing Yards
SF - Tevin Coleman - Rushing Yards
SF - Kyle Juszczyk - Rushing Yards
SF - Raheem Mostert - Rushing Yards
SF - Jimmy Garoppolo - Rushing Yards
SF - Jeff Wilson - Rushing Yards
SEA - Russell Wilson - Rushing Yards
SEA - Chris Carson - Rushing Yards
SEA - Rashaad Penny - Rushing Yards
SEA - C.J. Prosise - Rushing Yards
SEA - Travis Homer - Rushing Yards
LAR - Todd Gurley - Rushing Yards
LAR - Malcolm Brown - Rushing Yards
LAR - Robert Woods - Rushing Yards
LAR - Darrell Henderson - Rushing Yards

GDI# - CLE - Baker Mayfield - Passing Yards

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

KC - Patrick Mahomes - Passing Yards
MIN - Kirk Cousins - Passing Yards
IND - Marlon Mack - Rushing Yards

GDI# - CLE - Baker Mayfield - Passing Yards

Satisfaction Guaranteed
Jan 17, 2001

Forum Veteran

KC - Patrick Mahomes - Passing Yards
NO- ALVIN KAMARA- RUSHING
WAS - Adrian Peterson - Rushing Yards
NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards

GDI# - CLE - Baker Mayfield - Passing Yards

Bjork Bjowlob
Feb 23, 2006
yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning


After calling for more token action, I have to put my money where my mouth is:

HOU - Deshaun Watson - Passing yards
BUF - Josh Allen - Passing yards
LAC - Philip Rivers - Passing yards

GDI#: CLE - Nick Chubb - Rushing yards


HereticMIND
Nov 4, 2012

Too late to jump in? If no, then my entries are below. If yes, ignore this post.

BAL—Lamar Jackson (Passing)
PHI—Carson Wentz (Passing)
BAL—Lamar Jackson (Rushing)
GDI#: BAL—Marquise “Hollywood” Brown (Receiving)

Tokens used:

(N/A)

Deceptive
Dec 27, 2012
NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards
SEA - Russell Wilson - Passing Yards
MIN - Kirk Cousins - Passing Yards

GDI#: CLE - Odell Beckham Jr. - Receiving Yards

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards
BAL - Lamar Jackson - Passing Yards
BAL - Gus Edwards - Rushing Yards

GDI#: CLE - Nick Chubb - Rushing Yards

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



OAK - Derek Carr - Passing Yards
BAL - Lamar Jackson - Passing Yards
BAL - Mark Ingram - Rushing Yards

GDI#: CLE - Baker Mayfield- Passing yards

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
NE - Tom Brady - passing yards
LAC - Philip Rivers - passing yards
SEA - Russell Wilson - passing yards

GDI#: CLE - Odell Beckham Jr - receiving yards

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
After reading the update, I want to apologize if my insistence on using TB12 in place of BDN broke the score tool you use :haw: I hadn't considered it until right now

This week's gimmick roster is Starters & Backups. I anticipate that we'll see all of these players take a snap this week.

NE - Tom Brady - passing yards
NE - Jarrett Stidham - passing yards
MIA - Josh Rosen - passing yards
MIA - Ryan Fitzpatrick - passing yards
SF - Matt Breida - rushing yards
SF - Raheem Mostert - rushing yards

GDI#: CLE - Baker Mayfield - passing yards

barnold fucked around with this message at 16:23 on Sep 15, 2019

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

I dunno about the rest of your guys but tevin coleman has a high ankle sprain.
https://www.49ers.com/team/injury-report/
he's officially Out.

I left him in my lineup mostly so I can be lazy about copy/pasting it from week to week.

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards
GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
LAR - Todd Gurley - Rushing Yards
HOU - Leonard Fournette - Rushing Yards
SEA - Tyler Lockett - Receiving Yards
LAC - Keenan Allen - Receiving Yards

GDI#: CLE - Nick Chubb - Rushing Yards


e: added the s to Rodgers

Blowjob Overtime fucked around with this message at 03:11 on Sep 16, 2019

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Leperflesh posted:

I dunno about the rest of your guys but tevin coleman has a high ankle sprain.
https://www.49ers.com/team/injury-report/
he's officially Out.

Good lookin' out - swapped him out for my man Raheem

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
LAC - Philip Rivers - Passing yards
LAR - Jared Goff - Passing yards
OAK - Josh Jacobs - Rushing yards
MIN - Dalvin Cook - Rushing yards
BAL - Marquise Brown - Receiving yards
KC - Travis Kelce - Receiving yards

GDI#: CLE - Jarvis Landry - Receiving yards

WaffleZombie
May 10, 2003

"Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"



DEN - Joe Flacco - passing yards
JAX - Gardner Minshew - passing yards
NYJ - Trevor Siemien - passing yards
PHI - Miles Sanders - receiving yards

GDI# - BAL - Mark Ingrahan - rushing yards

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
BAL - Lamar Jackson - Passing Yards
LAC - Philip Rivers - Passing Yards
MIN - Dalvin Cook - Rushing Yards
TEN - Derrick Henry - Rushing Yards
CHI - Allen Robinson - Receiving Yards

GDI#: CLE - Odell Beckham Jr - Receiving Yards

WaffleZombie
May 10, 2003

"Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"



WaffleZombie posted:

DEN - Joe Flacco - passing yards
JAX - Gardner Minshew - passing yards
NYJ - Trevor Siemien - passing yards
PHI - Miles Sanders - receiving yards

GDI# - BAL - Mark Ingrahan - rushing yards

gently caress, I just realized I did this wrong. Could I please swap positions to:
DEN - Joe Flacco - passing yards
JAX - Gardner Minshew - passing yards
PHI - Miles Sanders - receiving yards
BAL - Mark Ingrahan - rushing yards


GDI# - NYJ - Trevor Siemien - passing yards

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010


If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling
1-800-GAMBLER


Ultra Carp
Getting in my picks at the last second:

PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards
PHI - Desean Jackson - Receiving Yards
ATL - Matt Ryan - Passing Yards
ATL - Julio Jones - Receiving Yards

GDI#: CLE - Baker Mayfield - Passing Yards

Strobe
Jun 30, 2014
GW BRAINWORMS CREW

Looks like I'm sitting at 622 going into Monday night. Hm. I kinda doubt OBJ is going to help me out quite that much.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Strobe posted:

Looks like I'm sitting at 622 going into Monday night. Hm. I kinda doubt OBJ is going to help me out quite that much.

You can miss about ten weeks and still make the playoffs

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
well looks like i busted big time

Bjork Bjowlob
Feb 23, 2006
yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning


HereticMIND posted:

Too late to jump in? If no, then my entries are below. If yes, ignore this post.

BAL—Lamar Jackson (Passing)
PHI—Carson Wentz (Passing)
BAL—Lamar Jackson (Rushing)
GDI#: BAL—Marquise “Hollywood” Brown (Receiving)

Tokens used:

(N/A)

Not too late to jump in - however your GDI number needs to be someone who is playing on MNF (e.g. either from the Jets or the Browns this week).

Since it's your first offence I'll change your GDI to Sandwich Montoya from the Jets with Receiving as the yardage. Future entries will be discarded if they don't have a valid GDI number.

Bjork Bjowlob
Feb 23, 2006
yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning


Monday night! Who else is willing to watch the slow-moving freeway pile-up that is the Jets take on the Browns on what must be the premier prime-time matchup of the season?

pre:
Baker Mayfield - Passing            | Yards Remaining
--------------------------------------------------
Satisfaction Guaranteed             | 223
von Metternich                      | 255
bobjr                               | 276
totally losing my mime              | 305
Acebuckeye13                        | 343
Tiny Tubesteak Tom                  | 346
Shadow225                           | 347
No Butt Stuff                       | 359
Leperflesh                          | 468
OxySnake                            | 483
Elephanthead                        | 727
Chichevache                         | 742

David Njoku - Receiving             | Yards Remaining
--------------------------------------------------
Arnold Layne                        | 453

Jarvis Landry - Receiving           | Yards Remaining
--------------------------------------------------
Grittybeard                         | -22
BlindSite                           |  79

Le'Veon Bell - Rushing              | Yards Remaining
--------------------------------------------------
Nystral                             | 255

Nick Chubb - Rushing                | Yards Remaining
--------------------------------------------------
Play                                | -110
korrandark                          |  77
Bjork Bjowlob                       | 295
Blowjob Overtime                    | 320
a new study bible!                  | 453
Okibi                               | 546

Odell Beckham JR. - Receiving       | Yards Remaining
--------------------------------------------------
Deceptive                           | 206
Strobe                              | 378

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seiferguy                           | 143
fishing with the fam                | 159

Sandwich Montoya - Receiving        | Yards Remaining
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HereticMIND                         | 377

Trevor Siemian - Passing            | Yards Remaining
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the mean lunch lady                 | 357

Trevor Siemien - Passing            | Yards Remaining
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WaffleZombie                        | 439

Strobe
Jun 30, 2014
GW BRAINWORMS CREW
Are Odell Beckham Jr and Odell Beckham Jr. two different people according to the scrpit? What's the 'correct' way to indicate a suffix on a player's name?

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No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Bjork Bjowlob posted:

pre:
Trevor Siemian - Passing            | Yards Remaining
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the mean lunch lady                 | 357

Trevor Siemien - Passing            | Yards Remaining
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WaffleZombie                        | 439


lol. which one is wrong?

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