Nintendo e-mailed me, wants me to make Mario "cool"

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Ebeneezer Splooge

Mario with a leather jacket and Fonz finger guns

# ? Sep 13, 2019 13:53

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# ? May 6, 2024 04:19

Manifisto

Hugh Malone posted:

wait he needs a cool catchphrase to relate to the kids, so they know he's really cool

"its-a me, mario, with a reminder that clean coal technology is not only good for the environment, but also good for american jobs and businesses"

e: "solar energy? no thank-a you!"

Manifisto fucked around with this message at 14:54 on Sep 13, 2019

# ? Sep 13, 2019 14:38

Escape From Noise

Jenny From the Block+Mario From the Barrio

# ? Sep 13, 2019 14:42

nut

when he wins he does the "thread the needle" dance

# ? Sep 13, 2019 14:49

Escape From Noise

Two words: frosted tips.

# ? Sep 13, 2019 15:56

vanisher

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# ? Sep 13, 2019 17:45

nut

vanisher posted:

my man should've never given up the pipe

# ? Sep 13, 2019 19:35

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

vanisher posted:

lol

# ? Sep 13, 2019 20:15

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Armitage posted:

make Mario wear zubaz

# ? Sep 13, 2019 20:35

Armitage: "Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."

Luvcow posted:

see, zubaz makes everything cool

he needs to wear a fanny pack too. Also, a pair of sweet rear end shades

# ? Sep 13, 2019 21:52

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

Luvcow posted:

# ? Sep 13, 2019 22:27

FutonForensic

make mario's nose look more like a penis, like King of Cool Joe Camel

# ? Sep 13, 2019 22:44

Manifisto

FutonForensic posted:

make mario's nose look more like a penis, like King of Cool Joe Camel

uh excuse me his nose already looks exactly like a penis

...

_{_{_right?}}

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 13, 2019 23:21

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

Luvcow posted:

aWOOOOga!

# ? Sep 13, 2019 23:23

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

Mario's nose is an enema bulb

# ? Sep 13, 2019 23:30

vanisher

Manifisto posted:

uh excuse me his nose already looks exactly like a penis

...

_{_{_right?}}

penis types (nose):

- Camel mascot guy
- Mario
- Genie from Aladdin
- Doug

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# ? Sep 14, 2019 00:50

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

vanisher posted:

penis types (nose):

- Camel mascot guy
- Mario
- Genie from Aladdin
- Doug

Nigel Thornberry

# ? Sep 14, 2019 00:53

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Do you think Mario's nose is circumsized?

# ? Sep 14, 2019 01:15

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Is or was Mario Catholic at any point?

# ? Sep 14, 2019 01:15

Heather Papps: hello friend

Plant MONSTER. posted:

Is or was Mario Catholic at any point?

he is italian!

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# ? Sep 14, 2019 01:27

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

# ? Sep 14, 2019 01:35

Heather Papps: hello friend

Plant MONSTER. posted:

could this be...
maybe mario is now too cool for school?

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# ? Sep 14, 2019 01:36

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Plant MONSTER. posted:

# ? Sep 14, 2019 01:39

alnilam

Plant MONSTER. posted:

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Sep 14, 2019 01:41

Escape From Noise

We did it, everyone! We saved Mario!

# ? Sep 14, 2019 02:20

Heather Papps: hello friend

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

We did it, everyone! We saved Mario!

wait... i am starting to think we need to make luigi cool now also

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# ? Sep 14, 2019 02:24

Heather Papps: hello friend

he is already v cool
but still

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# ? Sep 14, 2019 02:24

Escape From Noise

Luigi is just a color swapped, elongated Mario right? I dunno. I don't really play videogames.

# ? Sep 14, 2019 02:35

Heather Papps: hello friend

i think he's a palette inverse with a stack under clock situation

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# ? Sep 14, 2019 02:54

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Luigi is just a color swapped, elongated Mario right? I dunno. I don't really play videogames.

He's tall but has a smaller penis

# ? Sep 14, 2019 03:10

nut

Plant MONSTER. posted:

# ? Sep 14, 2019 03:42

TOOT BOOT

give him a gun

# ? Sep 14, 2019 04:38

Heather Papps: hello friend

TOOT BOOT posted:

give him a gun

TOOT BOOT posted:

give him a gun

TOOT BOOT posted:

give him a gun

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# ? Sep 14, 2019 04:44

google THIS

Plant MONSTER. posted:

# ? Sep 14, 2019 05:04

Escape From Noise

Give him guns. That's right. Turn him into a shredded little beefcake.

# ? Sep 14, 2019 05:20

Escape From Noise

Mario no longer teaches typing. He now teaches YouTube channel creation.

# ? Sep 14, 2019 06:14

FreshCutFries

Plant MONSTER. posted:

# ? Sep 14, 2019 20:11

Manifisto

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 14, 2019 21:42

yetmy3rdrereg

*continues to have access to The Company's line of credit*

# ? Sep 14, 2019 21:47

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# ? May 6, 2024 04:19

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Just got a phonecall back from Nintendo. They called to say thanks.

I'm keeping the money.

>:)

# ? Sep 14, 2019 22:28

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