Nintendo e-mailed me, wants me to make Mario "cool"

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Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Now make the princess cool.

# ? Sep 14, 2019 22:31

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# ? May 6, 2024 00:49

Korean Boomhauer

princess peach can also swear now

# ? Sep 14, 2019 23:00

FutonForensic

make a sequel to that princess peach game where she fights with her emotions but replace all the emotions with "badass"

# ? Sep 14, 2019 23:09

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

speaking of the princess.

# ? Sep 14, 2019 23:50

Manifisto

Plant MONSTER. posted:

speaking of the princess.

lol

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 15, 2019 00:46

nut

Plant MONSTER. posted:

speaking of the princess.

# ? Sep 15, 2019 01:13

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

THIS is who we have to make cool, btw.

# ? Sep 15, 2019 02:30

Escape From Noise

She lets me use her car whenever I want and is very nice about it and also she is now my mom. That would be very cool.

# ? Sep 15, 2019 03:16

Manifisto

🍑🍑🍑

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ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 15, 2019 03:38

Korean Boomhauer

she says swears and owns a n64 AND a playstation

# ? Sep 15, 2019 03:38

nut

she orders a black coffee at starbucks

# ? Sep 15, 2019 03:42

TOOT BOOT

she also has a gun

# ? Sep 15, 2019 05:12

vanisher

She has a gun that shoots swears

# ? Sep 15, 2019 05:50

Escape From Noise

A gun that shoots swears engraved on knives.

# ? Sep 15, 2019 06:01

Twenty Four

vanisher posted:

She has a gun that shoots swears

lol

# ? Sep 15, 2019 12:22

nut

vanisher posted:

She has a gun that shoots swears

# ? Sep 15, 2019 12:29

Heather Papps: hello friend

mario rescues her but then she is gets mad at him for manrescuing her becaues she was fine, mario, jeez.

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# ? Sep 15, 2019 17:20

beer pal

Plant MONSTER. posted:

speaking of the princess.

lol

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

# ? Sep 15, 2019 18:54

FutonForensic

Plant MONSTER. posted:

speaking of the princess.

# ? Sep 15, 2019 19:04

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

So like no changes to her outfit or anything? We'll see what Nintendo has to say because this is their problem, ultimately, at the end of the day.

Oh and not labeled is the green smear near the playstation. Wanna know what that is? It's throw-up from a party.

# ? Sep 15, 2019 21:11

nut

Plant MONSTER. posted:

So like no changes to her outfit or anything? We'll see what Nintendo has to say because this is their problem, ultimately, at the end of the day.

Oh and not labeled is the green smear near the playstation. Wanna know what that is? It's throw-up from a party.

goddamn

# ? Sep 15, 2019 21:27

Korean Boomhauer

Plant MONSTER. posted:

So like no changes to her outfit or anything? We'll see what Nintendo has to say because this is their problem, ultimately, at the end of the day.

Oh and not labeled is the green smear near the playstation. Wanna know what that is? It's throw-up from a party.

# ? Sep 16, 2019 05:34

Escape From Noise

She could maybe dress like Jane Fonda. I think the kids are way into spandex and sweat bands.

# ? Sep 16, 2019 05:55

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Two words: fart gun

# ? Sep 16, 2019 06:01

Escape From Noise

She could wear UGGs.

# ? Sep 16, 2019 06:09

google THIS

She still wears the exact same dress but now she does it ironically, maybe add some prescriptionless hipster glasses to help punctuate that.

# ? Sep 16, 2019 12:22

alnilam

She hangs out with April O'Neil now, Irma tags along wkwardly but it's clear that princess and april are the power friendship and they just don't have the heart to ditch irma

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Sep 16, 2019 12:29

Escape From Noise

Make-up inspired by Divine.

# ? Sep 16, 2019 12:43

Heather Papps: hello friend

kon at the aend of alien when ripley is in her undies and petting the cat cause she think she safe?

that outfit. also, that haircut. also, princess peach is an offworld salvager now

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# ? Sep 16, 2019 13:39

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

The Princess is done because I already drawed the picture and sent it in.

They're thrilled so far btw and I've never been richer!! They gave me access to the whole cast to doll up at my leisure.

I'm thinking.

Toad

# ? Sep 16, 2019 15:34

nut

when do the trickle down economics start

# ? Sep 16, 2019 17:27

Escape From Noise

Toad has shades and has a black color scheme. Also he has taken a vow of celibacy.

# ? Sep 16, 2019 17:32

Heather Papps: hello friend

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Toad has shades and has a black color scheme. Also he has taken a vow of celibacy.

toad is a volcel and toadette won't leave him alone.

toad goin his own way

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# ? Sep 16, 2019 18:20

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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