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beer pal

i'm horny for the lady. awooga.

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beer pal

Hubba, hubba, hubba.

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

Dell_Zincht



Luvcow

One day nearer spring
my eyes dangle out of my sockets, swaying back and forth as I walk, the result of seeing a particularly attractive woman

lost my old email


yes


woooooo tiny shout out to deaf sex woooooooo it is spooky and i should have slept more posting up a storm this night wooooooooooooo i say. tiny shout out to mocking quantum also that guy rules. whoooooooooooo

vanisher

the lower case awooga because I think I could probably do better

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

vanisher posted:

the lower case awooga because I think I could probably do better

google THIS

two woogas

vanisher

Shes more like a b+wooga at best bro

Heather Papps

hello friend


beer pal posted:

i'm horny for the lady. awooga.

i have become the wolf
awoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooga



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Manifisto


a wooga is on the hairy side but makes a surprisingly effective starship copilot

beer pal

a curvy lady has entered the tavern. I'll unroll my tongue to the floor, as it is done.

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

Heather Papps

hello friend




thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Heather Papps

hello friend





thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

nut

awooga then aweda

Heather Papps

hello friend


nut posted:

awooga then aweda




thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

FreshCutFries

pullin on ur dick and making steam whistle noises

FreshCutFries

FreshCutFries posted:

pullin on ur dick and making steam whistle noises

just to clarify, I'm the one making steam whistle noises, I'm not saying ur dick makes steam whistle noises, but if it does, please pm me for a job opportunity.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

Awooga. Yes sir that's correct I would only like one wooga. Just a wooga.

nut

honk if ur erect

Heather Papps

hello friend


nut posted:

honk if ur erect

beep beep



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

nut


the horn honks but u see both my hands responsibly at ten and two

FreshCutFries

staring directly into your eyes and sayaing with zero emotion: "Awooga."

alnilam

honking my old timey car's horn to warn people that my brakes are out, but they all just fix their hair and look around to see who's so horny for them



ty manifisto

Heather Papps

hello friend



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vaN01VLYSQ



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Heather Papps

hello friend



shoop do wa ooooooop



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

beer pal

alnilam posted:

honking my old timey car's horn to warn people that my brakes are out, but they all just fix their hair and look around to see who's so horny for them

lol

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

nut posted:

honk if ur erect

Sorry I hanked by mistake sorry sorry

Escape From Noise

Stamping my foot like Thumper I start howling like a werewolf wizard detective.

FutonForensic

uuwuuga


Heather Papps

hello friend


SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Stamping my foot like Thumper I start howling like a werewolf wizard detective.

eyes, bulging in and out
heart, thumping wildly
wizard hat, pumping up and down like a piston
wand, shooting sparks wildly



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

FreshCutFries

Twenty Four


Cruising through the supermarket, blowing the full on cruise ship style fog horn attached to my mobility scooter.

Escape From Noise

Heather Papps posted:

eyes, bulging in and out
heart, thumping wildly
wizard hat, pumping up and down like a piston
wand, shooting sparks wildly

Definitely a heart thumping out of the chest situation.

Badge spinning.

vanisher

she was so hot that the awooga deafened everyone for miles



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

Heather Papps

hello friend


SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Badge spinning.

i knew dis dame'd be the end o me as soon as her claws tip tapped into my wizards cave detectives office



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Dungeon Ecology

my eyelids are old-timey window blinds that roll up when you pull the string and then my eyes roll around and around in my head until the slow down and land on matching hearts

Heather Papps

hello friend


my doctor tried to do a surgery but the tiny bird that lives in my rib/bird cage fought him with a big hammer



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Escape From Noise

My massive tongue rolled out of my head and unrolled before me like a red carpet which was then trampled to bits by celebrities and paparazzi. But I'm still gapin' at her.

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vanisher

"your heart is MASSIVE. You can actually see it beating in your chest. You're in the final stages of heart failure and need a transplant urgently."

"No, its just cause you're hot"



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

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