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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:Mommy: me ; 
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Sep 18, 2019 19:13
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Day 5...! NO. BABY. I am trying reverse psychology: STAY IN THERE HOODLUM! ALL THE CANDY IS MINE! Yes... I am the one your parents warned you about, the one that steals candy from babies!
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Sep 19, 2019 01:22
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<3 
<3 Vanisher
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you can now legally serve an eviction notice
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Sep 19, 2019 01:28
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Uxzuigal posted:Day 5...! drat um sorry your daughter is mighty unto strength
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Sep 19, 2019 01:28
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Throw them a birthday party and say very loudly that you cannot have any cake until the birthday girl/boy arrives. |
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Sep 19, 2019 02:27
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Plan of Attack: For every hour, I will kill off one dollar from the baby saving account. Starting NOW! Don't bother sending in the negotiator, I am savage!
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Sep 19, 2019 09:34
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Eh, the baby saving account is now empty. Alibaba had a sale on... things. - - - Asking for a friend: Does anyone need pink toilet brushes? Selling them for 1$ +shipping. I've got A LOT.
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Sep 19, 2019 09:36
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Have you tried getting pregnant again? Babies work like teeth, one pushes the other out |
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Sep 19, 2019 21:54
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Job security, a good pension plan, flexible working hours, good pay. Management that empowers and encourages rather than micromanages and discourages. |
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Sep 19, 2019 23:10
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hamjobs posted:Have you tried getting pregnant again? Babies work like teeth, one pushes the other out Good idea, if it wasn't for the fact that they cost around 200K USD each. 
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Sep 20, 2019 00:01
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if steam trading cards taught me anything its list it at 210k USD first for like w eek
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Sep 20, 2019 00:03
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What's the status of the babby? Did any of our methods work yet?
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Sep 20, 2019 00:50
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Goons Are Great posted:What's the status of the babby? Did any of our methods work yet? i am f fiving like mad what is the word i hope it is a good word
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Sep 20, 2019 00:53
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Have you tried primal therapy to scare the baby out |
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Sep 20, 2019 00:58
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i am babby, hear me cry
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Sep 20, 2019 01:02
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tell the baby about the lifetime never ending pasta pass at olive garden
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Sep 20, 2019 03:03
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we've put so much time and effort into our local stage production of the 3 bears only to figure out that this whole time we've never had anyone to play baby bear, the big show must be cancelled and all of our efforts go to waste.... ............
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Sep 20, 2019 03:07
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Goons Are Great posted:What's the status of the babby? Did any of our methods work yet? Super stubborn, we are going to a local (christian) bar tonight to listen to some music, so I hope that we might exorcise her from the flesh! SOMEONE HAND ME THE HOLY WATER!!!
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Sep 20, 2019 12:10
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let me know how they react if her water breaks and they suddenly realise that there is a VAGINA in the BUILDING |
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Sep 20, 2019 13:13
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Bobby Deluxe posted:let me know how they react if her water breaks and they suddenly realise that there is a VAGINA in the BUILDING That'd be a shocking revelation!
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Sep 20, 2019 16:43
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Buy the baby "How To Be Born For Dummies" audiobook. |
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Sep 20, 2019 18:25
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Day 7 <.<
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Sep 20, 2019 22:15
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maybe the baby has been here all along and is dressing up as your pregnant wife as a jape
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Sep 20, 2019 22:16
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the real baby was the new friends you made along the way |
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Sep 20, 2019 22:58
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the real baby was inside your wife the entire time
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Sep 21, 2019 00:05
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nut posted:maybe the baby has been here all along and is dressing up as your pregnant wife as a jape ... Anyone know a good lawyer? Asking for a friend.
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Sep 21, 2019 00:05
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:the real baby was inside your wife the entire time
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Sep 21, 2019 00:17
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What if you pretend you hire a bunch of people to like come to your house and pretend you won the sweepstakes and the baby comes out like SURPRISE I'M HERE FOR MY MONEY |
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Sep 21, 2019 01:37
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Get that kid dancin' like that internet baby from the 90's. |
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Sep 21, 2019 02:39
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Are you absolutely certain that your wife isn't three babies in a trenchcoat right now??
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Sep 21, 2019 03:16
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Goons Are Great posted:Are you absolutely certain that your wife isn't three babies in a trenchcoat right now?? The classic baby long con. Although it's usually four (one playing the baby). |
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Sep 21, 2019 03:39
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cannot help but be charmed by the roguish ways of this rude baby
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Sep 21, 2019 10:05
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Waiting for Baby by Samuel Beckett |
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Sep 21, 2019 14:12
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:The classic baby long con. Although it's usually four (one playing the baby). If this is the case, I would prefer to keep it this way - that way I can avoid 4 diaper changes #tactics.
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Sep 21, 2019 16:40
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Beans. Lots of em. She'll fart that baby right out. |
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Sep 21, 2019 17:10
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hamjobs posted:Beans. Lots of em. She'll fart that baby right out. Just make sure the baby is facing the right way. |
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Sep 21, 2019 17:40
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lost my old email posted:cannot help but be charmed by the roguish ways of this rude baby
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Sep 21, 2019 18:43
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The doctors officially gave her an eviction notice for Tuesday, if not out by then - we are calling in the military and forcefully extracting her on Wednesday.
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Sep 21, 2019 18:47
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Uxzuigal posted:The doctors officially gave her an eviction notice for Tuesday, if not out by then - we are calling in the military and forcefully extracting her on Wednesday. total war
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Sep 21, 2019 18:50
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