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nut posted:a womb uh way a womb uh way a womb uh a way a womb uh a way ♩in the belly, the lady's belly, ux's child gestates tonight. i said a weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee late womb baby♩
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lost my old email posted:♩in the belly, the lady's belly, ux's child gestates tonight. i said a weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee late womb baby♩ rush my darling my baby darling in2thefraternityof lifeeeeeeeeee
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Fun Fact: Pennywise (he actually looked like Pennywise, seriously) - gave her TWO balloon, not just one! We are now headed back to Pennywise's office because he wants to pop the baby balloon in his signature move to scare the baby out! I love horror movies, being in one live is great!
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<3 
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What should my first words to the baby be? Hopefully I can read it before it pops out!
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Uxzuigal posted:What should my first words to the baby be? Gmungo. Just post. |
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Sep 25, 2019 05:33
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Uxzuigal posted:What should my first words to the baby be? "You think it's a game? You think it's a loving gaaaaaaaaaaaaaame?!" Followed by dog barks. |
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Sep 25, 2019 05:34
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The first words I uttered when my son was born were, "is that normal?" |
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i guess it's a tradition for the father to cut the umbilical cord but i did it once and it was really weird and i never wanted to do it again. |
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Sep 25, 2019 07:54
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Maybe you need to play less baby metal and more black metal for the child |
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Sep 25, 2019 07:57
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hamjobs posted:Maybe you need to play less baby metal and more black metal for the child I vote stoner metal. Throw this puppy on and crank it! https://youtu.be/hIw7oeZKpZc |
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canyoneer posted:i guess it's a tradition for the father to cut the umbilical cord but i did it once and it was really weird and i never wanted to do it again. It's surprisingly tough and um crunchy? When I cut my son's umbilical cord blood squirted his mom in the eye. |
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Welcome, Hello & Chat
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I cut my youngest brother's umbilical cord. I was like 6 years old. |
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Sep 25, 2019 11:29
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I honestly read "he was 6 years old" initially and my expression went to 
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:It's surprisingly tough and um crunchy? When I cut my son's umbilical cord blood squirted his mom in the eye. power move
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Uxzuigal posted:Fun Fact: Pennywise (he actually looked like Pennywise, seriously) - gave her TWO balloon, not just one! Tim curry pennywise or the newer one, this is important
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Sep 25, 2019 11:48
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Uxzuigal posted:What should my first words to the baby be? naaants ingonyamaaa bagithi baba sithi uhm ingonyama |
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Sep 25, 2019 12:37
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Say "push! Push! Come on little one!" exactly like John Hammond does to the hatching raptor in jurassic park
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alnilam posted:Say "push! Push! Come on little one!" exactly like John Hammond does to the hatching raptor in jurassic park Also a good strategy when teaching your baby how to lift
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get a cigar and wear a cool suit and sit in a chair that can spin with your back to the baby and when the baby come then spin around in the chair and say something like, "Ah...I've been expecting you" establish quickly with your baby that you are cool and aloof and not a nerd
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Sep 25, 2019 12:45
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first words should be "i love you!"
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alnilam posted:Tim curry pennywise or the newer one, this is important A strange mix, Tim curry face, new ones haircut.
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So, things are not great. Rough labor with little progress. The baby has barricaded herself up there and has taken the womb as hostage. We might call in CIA (cxxx infiltration agency) to exctract her by force. Not even born and already a terrorist!
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Uxzuigal posted:So, things are not great. Rough labor with little progress. The baby has barricaded herself up there and has taken the womb as hostage. We might call in CIA (cxxx infiltration agency) to exctract her by force. BYOB LOVES YOU
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Sep 25, 2019 17:52
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Uxzuigal posted:So, things are not great. Rough labor with little progress. The baby has barricaded herself up there and has taken the womb as hostage. We might call in CIA (cxxx infiltration agency) to exctract her by force. STAY SAFE WOLFWIFE BABY COME ON ITS TIME TO MOVE OUT AND GET A JOB |
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hamjobs posted:STAY SAFE WOLFWIFE It is racking up a debt quickly, I cost 100USD per hour. 14 hours til now. How does it think it can pay for that?
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hamjobs posted:STAY SAFE WOLFWIFE
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pulling for this baby, perhaps literally if that might help?
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I'm going to eat so many super hot enchiladas right now to support the birth by sharing the pain in roughly 8 to 16 hours from now
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drat. This is one baby I don't want to mess with. Good luck, my dude |
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Sep 26, 2019 11:10
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u guys should stop playing rage against the machine in the delivery room
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Sep 26, 2019 11:44
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nut posted:u guys should stop playing rage against the machine in the delivery room Scare 'em out with some Merzbow |
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The birth was poo poo, critical condition for baby at the end but pulled though, ambulance to Newborn ICU - better now but fighting a infection. Should be ok but, needs a few days. Wife is OK but exhausted. People who consider home birth are retards. We had perfect pregnancy and this would have killed both wife and kid if we didn't have hopsital, don't be a retard.
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Uxzuigal posted:The birth was poo poo, critical condition for baby at the end but pulled though, ambulance to Newborn ICU - better now but fighting a infection. Should be ok but, needs a few days. Wife is OK but exhausted. i love you. i love your wife. i love your family, especially wolf. she is strong. your wife is strong. you, my friend, are strong. fight on, remain unvanquished.
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Sep 26, 2019 23:30
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sending strong vibes to mom and beb and dad
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did this work? E: I FIGURED OUT SIGS GUYS WOLF CREW WOLF CREW WOLFCREWWOLFCREWWOLFCREWWOLFCREWWOLFCREWWOLFCREWWOLFCREWWOLFCREWWOLFCREWWOLFCREWWOLFCREWWOLFCREWWOLFCREWWOLFCREWWOLFCREWWOLFCREWWOLFCREWWOLFCREWWOLFCREWWOLFCREWWOLFCREWWOLFCREWWOLFCREWWOLFCREWWOLFCREW
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Heather Papps posted:did this work? WOLFCREWWOLFCREWWOLFCREW!
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Heather Papps posted:did this work? Uxzuigal posted:WOLFCREWWOLFCREWWOLFCREW!
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2 of our 3 deliveries would have been fatal to baby or baby and mom together. staying with babby in the nicu was pretty distressing but it was encouraging to remember that everything was going to work out in the end. it'll be ok my dude. the rule in hospitals is don't be worried unless the doctors and nurses are worried (and it takes a LOT to shake them) |
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