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Heather Papps

hello friend


Goons Are Great posted:

Did you know that biologically speaking boobs are misplaced butts?

i do not ascribe to your "biofax"



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Heather Papps

hello friend


:yaybutt:



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Heather Papps

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Twenty Four posted:

but... butts?

:yaybutt:



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Heather Papps

hello friend


Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Ifs Ands Buttsbuttsbuttsbutts

:negative:



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Heather Papps

hello friend


Goons Are Great posted:

Butts are ultimate weapons, but you shall never use them.

i laerned about butts that i may never use this wisdom



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Heather Papps

hello friend


magic cactus posted:

Yeah hey guys, I got a question about my butt. It's got about 25 years on it, 95' model I think (I got it secondhand from a friend). Anywho, it's making a weird noise like *Pbbbbffft*. Is this normal or should I be worried???

gonna wanna flush that bad boy out and take a look once the pipes are clean



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Heather Papps

hello friend


i don't even know the color of my wifes eys but i could spot her rear end at a thousand paces



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Heather Papps

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nut posted:

no one post in here i am endangering myself by simply posting to warn u

i have studied op's posts in great detail and my conclusions have produced findings which summarily have led me to extrapolate to the future (now present) of this op's erratic behaviour generating this result:

this is a hiney pot



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Heather Papps

hello friend



hamjobs posted:

There once was a poster
Called Heather Papps,
An assless chap! What chapped his rear end,
Was assless chaps for assless chaps
Were not chaps at all,
Just pants, size small.



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Heather Papps

hello friend


!!!
\
:negative:



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Heather Papps

hello friend



gross



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Heather Papps

hello friend


Goons Are Ghouls posted:

butts are sexy tbh



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Heather Papps

hello friend




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Heather Papps

hello friend


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU



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Heather Papps

hello friend


Goons Are Great posted:

burgers are butts

wut hot dog



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Heather Papps

hello friend


a b is shaped like a butt



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Heather Papps

hello friend


bidet? more like bi-don't. i am a human i don't need a robot degrading itself like that for me it's so weird, it's like how when vapes became a thing i tried it but couldn't keep doing it because it felt like i was sucking a robots dick, and i am not homophobic i don't think but like, it was so weird
instead of having a smoke like i enjoy, i was servicing this weird device and it was unloading hot robot juice into my mouth and it was too much of a hr giger style nightmare for me to handle



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Heather Papps

hello friend


google THIS posted:

imagine a tree gently kissing your filthy butthole and then think about what toilet paper is

i worked a few years as a treeplanter reforesting clearcuts so i have a healthy relationship with toilet paper. the trees i planted will one day become the paper i wipe my aged butt with, and like, i have used ferns, moss, birchbark, socks, torn off sleeves, magazines, newspapers, etc.
toilet paper is the ideal solution to the dirty secret of butts; poop.

i have tried a bidet but ug no thanx



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Heather Papps

hello friend


Manifisto posted:

how on earth did brits and north americans come to such divergent opinions on what this word means

it's not a small difference

i used to read a lot of old readers digests that had been at my familys camp for like 40 years, and in one there was a story a lady wrote about being an american working as a teacher in england and saying that after a long car ride her "fanny" was numb, and the kids just like loving dying over it cause she meant her butt



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Heather Papps

hello friend


death sext posted:

woke up to a brief moment of panic but my butt is still here. folks, we're going to be ok

this made my check my own in a panic but yep pals, i still got a booty



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Heather Papps

hello friend


don't mind me, just sitting on my butt



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Heather Papps

hello friend


pixaal posted:

Mr. Hill, you were born with no muscle mass here, no cushioning. For years you've basically been sitting on your spine. You suffer from a disease called Diminished Gluteal Syndrome, or DGS.

I don't understand. What does that mean?

Mr. Hill, you have no rear end.

this explains the gbs posting



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Heather Papps

hello friend


boobs are front butts



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Heather Papps

hello friend


SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Same. But for butts

y not both



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Heather Papps

hello friend


pixaal posted:

They're called pimples

nipples?



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Heather Papps

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pixaal posted:

https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=today%203-m&geo=US&q=butts



The popularity of butts over time

Georgia really like butts

georgia peach



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Heather Papps

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZeBcR1u608



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Heather Papps

hello friend


pixaal posted:

what kind of butts

i mean who cares? it's butts! bring em all in



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Heather Papps

hello friend


its a 69 of two orbs just eternally kissing the others butt



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Heather Papps

hello friend


tushy, tushy, burning bright,
In the pants of the night;
What immortal hand or eye,
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

In what distant deeps or skies.
Burnt the fire of thine cheeks?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand, dare seize the fire?

And what shoulder, & what art,
Could twist the sinews of thy fart?



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Heather Papps

hello friend


a metal gear, with an rear end so dummy thick it will change warfare forever



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Heather Papps

hello friend



^look at dem curves^



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Heather Papps

hello friend


one of my rites of passage was giving up being about boobs, and understanding the wisdom of butts

e: the achewood comic makes me mad im not posting it



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Heather Papps

hello friend


post



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Heather Papps

hello friend



{thinking about butts}



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Heather Papps

hello friend


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt7iFD_USwc



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Heather Papps

hello friend


forums poster "moolchaba"'s av.

i was watermarking phriday pix and this burned itself into my brain and me me think.




ABOUT BUTTS!



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