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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.




butts



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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.




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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.




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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


your making me hungry you better be making pancakes now



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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Mr. Hill, you were born with no muscle mass here, no cushioning. For years you've basically been sitting on your spine. You suffer from a disease called Diminished Gluteal Syndrome, or DGS.

I don't understand. What does that mean?

Mr. Hill, you have no rear end.



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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Goons Are Great posted:

The sheer nightmare of not being able to build a buttbot at some point in your life is soul crushing

What is preventing you from designing and building a robotic butt? How hard could be it be? Getting it to balance on 2 legs will be difficult but butts are not exclusive to bipedal creatures, getting it to balance on 4 legs will be much easier. I guess it has a body now if you go with a 4 leg design but you can make that purely structural to give emphasis to the butt. Get some padding or foam and sculpt the butt of your dreams.

Hey if you don't put it in a kiln, does clay stay that kind of feeling of solid but not fully? I bet that would be a good butt feel.



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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Oh do you mean a cybernetic butt? Like it actually works and is part of you? I thought you just wanted a pet robot butt. Because I want a pet butt.



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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


but if its a robot that shouldn't be a problem. I'm also not talking about like sticking my hand between the cheeks or anything that would not be okay. At least not without consent, and I'm not going to give a robotic butt sentience. Can you imagine being a sentient robot butt? I have no digestive tract and I must poop



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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Goons Are Great posted:

Just for the record:

butts

Butts, with nutts



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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


I see legs








then I scroll down and see a butt



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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Dick Bastardly posted:

I'm ok with this.

Could butts perhaps also be boobs on proper occasions?

Just close your eyes can cup your own butt

pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Goons Are Great posted:

I have boobs on my butt

They're called pimples



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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.



Only on your front butt



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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=today%203-m&geo=US&q=butts



The popularity of butts over time

Georgia really like butts



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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Heather Papps posted:

georgia peach

Okay, now explain the rest of the top 5 including that 10% difference between 3rd and 5th. Now realize that is their percent of searches based on Georgia as the baseline 100%. That is seriously a lot of searches for simply "butts"



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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


click the link here it is again but with world defaulted it's in a nice drop down. https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=today%203-m&q=butts

Zambia really likes butts



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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Someone in a discord mentioned animated butts, and well I failed horribly at this animation but I find it funny so I'm sharing it.



I was looking to get a rough idea of how difficult it would be to make a butt farting, this was the outline of it. It failed so spectacularly I gave up having more than a vibrating butt.



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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


That is great, are there any translations around? I'm sure it's extremely low level and silly but I just have to know what a butt detective would be looking for.

It's a lightbulb isn't it, always lightbulbs.



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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


what kind of butts



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pixaal

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Kief Richards posted:

Big juicy booties

what flavor juice?



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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


That's what the outside tastes like, what does the juice taste like? Watermelon? Apple? Cherry? Orange?!



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pixaal

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Dick Bastardly posted:

butts are made to squeeze

All the juice came out and it's kind of flat and...

okay I need help, I need this butt to not look like this *shows what appears to be a slowly deflating balloon complete with farting sound*



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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Barking Gecko posted:

Ethically sourced, free range, grrear end fed butts.

wouldn't that be cannibalism?



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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Barking Gecko posted:

It's the circle of life. . .

And it moves us all
Through despair and hope
Through faith and love
Till we find our place
On the path unwinding
In the circle
The circle of life

I was going to come up with parody lyrics but these just work too well, we're the poop in this song. (was toying around with and it poos us all for a bit)



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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Heather Papps posted:

its a 69 of two orbs just eternally kissing the others butt

these are good lyrics



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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Goons Are Great posted:

We need some butts right now, so I'm going to selfishly necro this thread once more to post butts

:butt:

I started out with the goal of drawing a butt and ended up with this somehow



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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


get your rear end to mars



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pixaal

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pixaal

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Stoner Sloth posted:

what if an rear end but in space?

what then??

Didn't I do this one already with a spider butt? Like maybe a year ago. I remember drawing a spider in space and pretty sure it had a butt.

pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.



hang on, what about if I get a tattoo of a guy tattooing someone's butt on my butt? It's either not viewable from the angle or it's another butt and it's just butts all the way down stare into that abyss and it will stare back.



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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


RoboFrance_29 posted:

which car has the best butt?

Popemobile



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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


google THIS posted:

I may have mentioned this before but if you say "butts" repeatedly it sounds like you're doing a techno beat

I think I've heard this parody song\

Techno Parody would have to be one of the weirdest forms of parody song.



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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Robot Made of Meat posted:

Sign your name across my butt,
I want you to be my baby . . .



done
wonder if I can make it look like a tattoo



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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


I stole it from a website about butt lifts that I found from google image search



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pixaal

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pixaal posted:

Didn't I do this one already with a spider butt?

wait this isn't the space one did I do 2 spider butts?


wasn't a butt in space. well guess I now need to draw a spider butt in space

pixaal fucked around with this message at 03:21 on Apr 10, 2020



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pixaal

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I found the space spider



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pixaal

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front butts are still butts

just like lipstick is you know what let's forget about lips.

so yeah butts and boobs are the same thing



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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


that means...

dickbutt has evolved into buttbutt



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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


I opened GIMP this morning and this was staring at me half finished and I thought of this thread



I apparently had the hair texture on the previous text layer so his hair is now flat! not fixing leaving this wonderful mistake.



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