I feel like gay stuff doesnt photograph well

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My Asian Grandma: smoking bowls out of blaster rifle barrels

theres something about gay porn that just doesnt do it for me

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# ? Sep 19, 2019 02:26

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby

Not enough passion imo

# ? Sep 19, 2019 02:30

Goons Are Gifts

lol the butts are insanely passionate

# ? Sep 19, 2019 02:35

Korean Boomhauer

i start laffin cos i remember that farts come out of butts and thats the funniest thing to me

# ? Sep 19, 2019 02:49

FutonForensic

doesn't translate to paint well either

look at this trash. whose dick looks like that

# ? Sep 19, 2019 02:57

jeffery

tehee *gay stuff*

dies beyond recognition

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# ? Sep 19, 2019 02:57

Goons Are Gifts

FutonForensic posted:

doesn't translate to paint well either

look at this trash. whose dick looks like that

We should talk about sizes

# ? Sep 19, 2019 03:05

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

our butts have lost their passion and our men have lost their butts.

# ? Sep 19, 2019 03:07

nut

mimeograph but its himeograph and it's a guy dipping his butt in ink then on paper

# ? Sep 19, 2019 03:51

crystal Ghost

*goes without sex*

# ? Sep 19, 2019 04:19

FutonForensic

my face contorts in horror as i watch the photos develop and realize all the beautiful shots of hummingbirds are obscured by the big butts & nuts. clits and dicks. i'll be expelled from the Audubon society for sure

# ? Sep 19, 2019 05:05

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

"gonna need a LOT more bounce light on this taint!" -photographer realizing that photographing gay stuff is very, very difficult

# ? Sep 19, 2019 05:09

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

*at the funeral*
"he died doing waht he loved: photographing that gay stuff. He knew the risks, hell, we all did. Each and every one of us know that every picture we take of the gay stuff might be our last, but it doesn't hurt any less when the good lord calls one of us home."

# ? Sep 19, 2019 05:16

yetmy3rdrereg

dick pics lol

# ? Sep 19, 2019 05:17

My Asian Grandma: smoking bowls out of blaster rifle barrels

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Not enough passion imo

this millennial hook up culture is just about sex sex sex. i remember the old days when we made love to men's butts

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# ? Sep 19, 2019 05:48

Stooge

nut posted:

mimeograph but its himeograph and it's a guy dipping his butt in ink then on paper

Seismograph but it's still a seismograph because I couldn't think of a clever name and it's a guy with a pen clenched between his butt cheeks measuring the size of his farts.

# ? Sep 19, 2019 06:48

Goons Are Gifts

Try taking a picture of gay nipples, you won't believe it until you tried.

# ? Sep 19, 2019 11:14

Heather Papps: hello friend

is dracula gay? is that why he doesn't photograph well or show up in mirrors?

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# ? Sep 19, 2019 12:05

nut

Stooge posted:

Seismograph but it's still a seismograph because I couldn't think of a clever name and it's a guy with a pen clenched between his butt cheeks measuring the size of his farts.

lmbo (it's a 6 on the dichter scale)

# ? Sep 19, 2019 12:12

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

*michaelangelo painting two male dogs humping each other on the ceiling of the sistine chapel* yeah... this just doesn't look good, better cover it up and paint more muscly naked guys instead

# ? Sep 19, 2019 13:24

Heather Papps: hello friend

gay stuff doesn't photograph well but the best painters back in the day were reaaaaaallllllyyyyyy bad at painting the female form

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# ? Sep 19, 2019 13:25

Stoner Sloth

gay folks doing crimes and getting away with them because they don't photograph well

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# ? Sep 19, 2019 14:46

Escape From Noise

Stoner Sloth posted:

gay folks doing crimes and getting away with them because they don't photograph well

Hiring courtroom sketch artists for security against the gay menace.

# ? Sep 19, 2019 16:19

Heather Papps: hello friend

wedding photographers refuse to work gay weddings, not for bigotry reasons just

it doesn't photograph well

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# ? Sep 19, 2019 16:20

My Asian Grandma: smoking bowls out of blaster rifle barrels

snake this base isnt going to be easy to infiltrate i need you to start kissin guys asap

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# ? Sep 19, 2019 22:03

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Is it art? Is it gay? What was the photographer going for? Wait, I see something in the corner lurking in the shadows...

That's right! It's GOATSE! The goatman got you again disguised in a photograph that was not at all gay (because you just can't photograph it all that good)

# ? Sep 19, 2019 22:33

Heather Papps: hello friend

My Asian Grandma posted:

snake this base isnt going to be easy to infiltrate i need you to start kissin guys asap

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Sep 19, 2019 23:03

Heather Papps: hello friend

My Asian Grandma posted:

snake this base isnt going to be easy to infiltrate i need you to start kissin guys asap

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Sep 19, 2019 23:03

cda: by Hand Knit

since i become aroused by competent photography of any kind, the fact that gay stuff doesn't do it for me means that someone needs to review the Rule of Thirds.

# ? Sep 20, 2019 14:28

cda: by Hand Knit

don't get me wrong, i love doing gay stuff as long as i can look at some competent photography to get me in the mood first, but gay porn? i got three words for you, my queer fam: red. eye. correction.

# ? Sep 20, 2019 14:30

cda: by Hand Knit

i'll gently caress anyone with a pulse but honey, you got to take a number. messy bitches and people who think "f-stop" is a safe word to the back of the line.

# ? Sep 20, 2019 14:42

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

The reason why it's difficult is because you can easily get the shot out of focus while you're making a gesture that looks a lot like cupping the balls

# ? Sep 20, 2019 15:48

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

got an "f" on my science fair project which consisted of hundreds of explicit sexual photos stapled onto three large pieces of cardboard, guess it's true that it just doesn't photograph well

# ? Sep 20, 2019 18:39

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

*me handing an envelope to a scared conservative southern evangelist preacher* "you'll find several photos i secretly took of you engaging in sexual acts with a male prostitute and as we all know from the subject matter.... they are not flattering at all..."

# ? Sep 20, 2019 18:42

Goons Are Gifts

My Asian Grandma posted:

snake this base isnt going to be easy to infiltrate i need you to start kissin guys asap

lmao

# ? Sep 20, 2019 19:01

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# ? Sep 20, 2019 19:13

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

cda posted:

i'll gently caress anyone with a pulse but honey, you got to take a number. messy bitches and people who think "f-stop" is a safe word to the back of the line.

# ? Sep 20, 2019 20:07

nut

director of photography: ehhh...let's try reducing the exposure

photographer: *changes camera settings*

model 1: *puts at least a single chap back on*

# ? Sep 20, 2019 22:01