I feel like gay stuff doesnt photograph well

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SardonicTyrant: BTICH IM A NEWT
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I mean I'm not going to watch all the gay porn to prove a point, but I'm watching this dude go to town on this other dude and it's a solid 30 frames per second.

# ? Sep 20, 2019 23:50

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

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# ? Sep 21, 2019 00:09

cda: by Hand Knit

Luvcow posted:

*me handing an envelope to a scared conservative southern evangelist preacher* "you'll find several photos i secretly took of you engaging in sexual acts with a male prostitute and as we all know from the subject matter.... they are not flattering at all..."

# ? Sep 21, 2019 00:38

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

"miss me with that gay poo poo." -literally every camera

# ? Sep 21, 2019 01:03

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

well let me just put it this way, I am extremely unphotogenic

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# ? Sep 21, 2019 01:40

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there is a fourth space-like dimension and it is to die for but absolutely impossible to represent within a 2-dimensional image

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# ? Sep 21, 2019 02:20

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

The biggest hurdle is of course the fact that no matter how hard you try in the end the final product always ends up with the watermark "you wanna know how I know you're gay?"

# ? Sep 21, 2019 02:46

The Klowner: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

nut posted:

director of photography: ehhh...let's try reducing the exposure

photographer: *changes camera settings*

model 1: *puts at least a single chap back on*

but also nice username post combo

# ? Sep 22, 2019 00:36

The Klowner: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

My brother's bf is a terrible photographer so the thread title checks out

# ? Sep 22, 2019 00:43

awkwerd paws: weezy kiss baby on the lips in the rap city basement

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# ? Sep 26, 2019 04:23

nut

photographer<; they say the camera adds 10 pounds

everybody who was aboutt o have a normal non sexual photo taken<; *takes weiner out*

# ? Sep 26, 2019 11:05

Macnult

look guys i get it, you�re hard at work on this skyscraper and the only breather you all catch is during your lunch break. but if you all could please stop jacking each other off for just a moment my work here�s gonna be done

# ? Sep 28, 2019 20:27

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Macnult posted:

look guys i get it, you�re hard at work on this skyscraper and the only breather you all catch is during your lunch break. but if you all could please stop jacking each other off for just a moment my work here�s gonna be done

# ? Sep 28, 2019 21:27

Goons Are Gifts

Macnult posted:

look guys i get it, you’re hard at work on this skyscraper and the only breather you all catch is during your lunch break. but if you all could please stop jacking each other off for just a moment my work here’s gonna be done

# ? Sep 28, 2019 22:06

FactsAreUseless

I feel like gay stuff just doesn't photograph well
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

# ? Sep 30, 2019 17:21

BallisticClipboard: Such a good worker!

I can't find a single good picture of me either op

# ? Sep 30, 2019 20:31

LethalGeek

I mean I don't really enjoy the male form either outside the dick but that's just my screwy self.

....lol you have this function on?

Waste of space.

# ? Sep 30, 2019 22:10

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pageing lowtax to transport this homophobic tripe into the gbs :shittypop:

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# ? Oct 1, 2019 01:25

Goons Are Gifts

lol what?

# ? Oct 1, 2019 01:30

The Pee Fury: THE CAT IS SHOUTING THE POSTS!!

Goons Are Great posted:

lol what?

the cool male goons are goeing to have a blast mate!!! posting about how gay porn does not do it for them, whilst fondling their veine'd balls..? i believe it to be chill :buddy:

# ? Oct 1, 2019 01:38

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# ? May 7, 2024 13:44

Goons Are Gifts

Alright, I'm pretty sure that these jokes are mostly on the same line of saying that SA is dead and gay, so yeah, thanks I guess

edit: ah poo poo I just realized I fell for it already. Lemme fix this

Goons Are Gifts fucked around with this message at 03:49 on Oct 1, 2019

# ? Oct 1, 2019 03:38

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