dildo or race horse?

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FutonForensic

Big Brown horse

# ? Sep 20, 2019 22:25

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# ? May 2, 2024 15:19

FutonForensic

I'll Have Another horse

# ? Sep 20, 2019 22:27

FutonForensic

Belladonna's Magic Hand dildo

# ? Sep 20, 2019 22:27

FutonForensic

heaven or hell... dildo or horse?

# ? Sep 20, 2019 22:27

FutonForensic

Pink Star horse

# ? Sep 20, 2019 22:28

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

lol

# ? Sep 20, 2019 22:31

nut

not a fan of sweet pickles, but I'll get all over a horse

# ? Sep 20, 2019 22:31

nut

# ? Sep 20, 2019 22:39

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

knobby pickle horse

# ? Sep 20, 2019 22:46

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Dildo Carousel

# ? Sep 20, 2019 22:59

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

A unicorn is a dildo with a horse attached to it

# ? Sep 20, 2019 23:01

FutonForensic

Real Quiet dildo

# ? Sep 20, 2019 23:07

FutonForensic

Dildo w/ XL ASSturbator & RealCum� Warming Dispenser horse

# ? Sep 20, 2019 23:08

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Reciprocating horse machine

# ? Sep 20, 2019 23:08

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Wooden sawdildo

# ? Sep 20, 2019 23:10

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

dildofly

dildo latitudes

# ? Sep 21, 2019 00:04

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Great American Challenge dildo

# ? Sep 21, 2019 00:07

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Big, floppy donkey horse

# ? Sep 21, 2019 00:09

FutonForensic

nut posted:

# ? Sep 21, 2019 00:26

FutonForensic

Bumble Hooves dildo

# ? Sep 21, 2019 00:28

DB Pooper: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

What kind of a name is Mr Hands for a human?

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# ? Sep 21, 2019 00:43

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

"And the number three horse, Cassidy's Sunshine is coming up on the outside, Green Bean Casserole is still in the lead. Green Bean Casserole is maintaining his lead, but what's this? A long, sinuous object has slithered onto the racetrack! It looks like a double-headed snake... I'm being told it's a double headed dildo- ladies and gentlemen, I've never, in my 30 years of sportscasting horse races ever seen anything like this! What first appeared to be some sort of weird snake is actually a long, floppy two-headed sextoy... what's that? That's this things, NAME?"

"Alright, and we're back, having regained our composure somewhat at the recent turn of events at what is, beyond a doubt, the weirdest horse race in history. Green Bean Casserole and Cassidy's Sunshine have veered off the track, having been apparently spooked by the sudden appearance of, from what I can only imagine from their perspective, was a large floppy pink snake. The other horses stopped long enough to stomp at the ground in which this incredibly rude and vulgar object was slithering, then they too ran off."

"Only one horse remains, still running on the track- Too Blind To Notice was neck and neck with Long Floppy Two-Headed Sex Toy, apparently oblivious to what the other race horses took to be a snake. With only 100 feet to go, Too Blind to Notice picks up his pace, the jockey also unaware at everything that has transpired so far.

They're coming up to the home stretch, Too Blind to Notice was in the lead but wait! Long Floppy Two-Headed Sey Toy is making its move and... yes! Ladies and gentlemen, it's

the dildo of course, by a head for the win!"

A photo finish was unavailable as this race was deemed "too gay to photograph", whatever that means...

# ? Sep 21, 2019 00:45

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

"And the number three horse, Cassidy's Sunshine is coming up on the outside, Green Bean Casserole is still in the lead. Green Bean Casserole is maintaining his lead, but what's this? A long, sinuous object has slithered onto the racetrack! It looks like a double-headed snake... I'm being told it's a double headed dildo- ladies and gentlemen, I've never, in my 30 years of sportscasting horse races ever seen anything like this! What first appeared to be some sort of weird snake is actually a long, floppy two-headed sextoy... what's that? That's this things, NAME?"

"Alright, and we're back, having regained our composure somewhat at the recent turn of events at what is, beyond a doubt, the weirdest horse race in history. Green Bean Casserole and Cassidy's Sunshine have veered off the track, having been apparently spooked by the sudden appearance of, from what I can only imagine from their perspective, was a large floppy pink snake. The other horses stopped long enough to stomp at the ground in which this incredibly rude and vulgar object was slithering, then they too ran off."

"Only one horse remains, still running on the track- Too Blind To Notice was neck and neck with Long Floppy Two-Headed Sex Toy, apparently oblivious to what the other race horses took to be a snake. With only 100 feet to go, Too Blind to Notice picks up his pace, the jockey also unaware at everything that has transpired so far.

They're coming up to the home stretch, Too Blind to Notice was in the lead but wait! Long Floppy Two-Headed Sey Toy is making its move and... yes! Ladies and gentlemen, it's

the dildo of course, by a head for the win!"

A photo finish was unavailable as this race was deemed "too gay to photograph", whatever that means...

# ? Sep 21, 2019 01:02

FutonForensic

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

"And the number three horse, Cassidy's Sunshine is coming up on the outside, Green Bean Casserole is still in the lead. Green Bean Casserole is maintaining his lead, but what's this? A long, sinuous object has slithered onto the racetrack! It looks like a double-headed snake... I'm being told it's a double headed dildo- ladies and gentlemen, I've never, in my 30 years of sportscasting horse races ever seen anything like this! What first appeared to be some sort of weird snake is actually a long, floppy two-headed sextoy... what's that? That's this things, NAME?"

"Alright, and we're back, having regained our composure somewhat at the recent turn of events at what is, beyond a doubt, the weirdest horse race in history. Green Bean Casserole and Cassidy's Sunshine have veered off the track, having been apparently spooked by the sudden appearance of, from what I can only imagine from their perspective, was a large floppy pink snake. The other horses stopped long enough to stomp at the ground in which this incredibly rude and vulgar object was slithering, then they too ran off."

"Only one horse remains, still running on the track- Too Blind To Notice was neck and neck with Long Floppy Two-Headed Sex Toy, apparently oblivious to what the other race horses took to be a snake. With only 100 feet to go, Too Blind to Notice picks up his pace, the jockey also unaware at everything that has transpired so far.

They're coming up to the home stretch, Too Blind to Notice was in the lead but wait! Long Floppy Two-Headed Sey Toy is making its move and... yes! Ladies and gentlemen, it's

the dildo of course, by a head for the win!"

A photo finish was unavailable as this race was deemed "too gay to photograph", whatever that means...

# ? Sep 21, 2019 01:26

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FutonForensic posted:

Dildo w/ XL ASSturbator & RealCum� Warming Dispenser horse

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# ? Sep 21, 2019 01:31

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

"And the number three horse, Cassidy's Sunshine is coming up on the outside, Green Bean Casserole is still in the lead. Green Bean Casserole is maintaining his lead, but what's this? A long, sinuous object has slithered onto the racetrack! It looks like a double-headed snake... I'm being told it's a double headed dildo- ladies and gentlemen, I've never, in my 30 years of sportscasting horse races ever seen anything like this! What first appeared to be some sort of weird snake is actually a long, floppy two-headed sextoy... what's that? That's this things, NAME?"

"Alright, and we're back, having regained our composure somewhat at the recent turn of events at what is, beyond a doubt, the weirdest horse race in history. Green Bean Casserole and Cassidy's Sunshine have veered off the track, having been apparently spooked by the sudden appearance of, from what I can only imagine from their perspective, was a large floppy pink snake. The other horses stopped long enough to stomp at the ground in which this incredibly rude and vulgar object was slithering, then they too ran off."

"Only one horse remains, still running on the track- Too Blind To Notice was neck and neck with Long Floppy Two-Headed Sex Toy, apparently oblivious to what the other race horses took to be a snake. With only 100 feet to go, Too Blind to Notice picks up his pace, the jockey also unaware at everything that has transpired so far.

They're coming up to the home stretch, Too Blind to Notice was in the lead but wait! Long Floppy Two-Headed Sey Toy is making its move and... yes! Ladies and gentlemen, it's

the dildo of course, by a head for the win!"

A photo finish was unavailable as this race was deemed "too gay to photograph", whatever that means...

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Sep 21, 2019 01:32

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Richard III, after losing his dildo in a bloody heap of sweating, swearing, half naked unphotographable manflesh:
'a dildo! a dildo! My kingdome for a horse sized-dildo

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Sep 21, 2019 01:37

nut

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

"And the number three horse, Cassidy's Sunshine is coming up on the outside, Green Bean Casserole is still in the lead. Green Bean Casserole is maintaining his lead, but what's this? A long, sinuous object has slithered onto the racetrack! It looks like a double-headed snake... I'm being told it's a double headed dildo- ladies and gentlemen, I've never, in my 30 years of sportscasting horse races ever seen anything like this! What first appeared to be some sort of weird snake is actually a long, floppy two-headed sextoy... what's that? That's this things, NAME?"

"Alright, and we're back, having regained our composure somewhat at the recent turn of events at what is, beyond a doubt, the weirdest horse race in history. Green Bean Casserole and Cassidy's Sunshine have veered off the track, having been apparently spooked by the sudden appearance of, from what I can only imagine from their perspective, was a large floppy pink snake. The other horses stopped long enough to stomp at the ground in which this incredibly rude and vulgar object was slithering, then they too ran off."

"Only one horse remains, still running on the track- Too Blind To Notice was neck and neck with Long Floppy Two-Headed Sex Toy, apparently oblivious to what the other race horses took to be a snake. With only 100 feet to go, Too Blind to Notice picks up his pace, the jockey also unaware at everything that has transpired so far.

They're coming up to the home stretch, Too Blind to Notice was in the lead but wait! Long Floppy Two-Headed Sey Toy is making its move and... yes! Ladies and gentlemen, it's

the dildo of course, by a head for the win!"

A photo finish was unavailable as this race was deemed "too gay to photograph", whatever that means...

# ? Sep 21, 2019 01:48

cda: by Hand Knit

Mucho Macho Man horse

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# ? Sep 21, 2019 02:03

cda: by Hand Knit

Enormous Evan dildo

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# ? Sep 21, 2019 02:04

Manifisto

gigantic pickle gently caress fest

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 21, 2019 02:08

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Manifisto posted:

gigantic pickle gently caress fest

Mods?

# ? Sep 21, 2019 03:02

Escape From Noise

Explosion in a horse factory

# ? Sep 21, 2019 03:29

Robot Made of Meat

Putting my dildo out to stud.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Sep 21, 2019 14:39

FutonForensic

Answer me this, BYOBot: Is "Prince Yahshua" a dildo or a race horse?

BYOBot: A dildo or race horse...

This is the most controversial question in the history of BYOB. On one side, there is the notion that the "Prince" is actually an object and thus a tool. On the other, some people say that the "Prince" is an actual horse and this is why the "Prince" has no mouth. There is also the argument that a "real" man is a dildo, so in that case, he's the "Prince", who should have a penis.

By the way, one more thing: The question is about whether your rear end needs to be assnaturally perfect. If you like the answer that came to YOU, then congratulations; your rear end is fine.

# ? Sep 21, 2019 15:34