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For sanitary reasons always thoroughly clean and dry your horse before putting it away
That's kind of exactly what it means, a sweaty horse needs time to cool down and dry off before going back in the stable or it could develop health problems and you'll get a crotch stank like no other.
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
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Taking a ruler to each spoiler tag ITT to cheat in the horse dildo race
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Although no-one picked this low-hanging fruit, I nevertheless feel I have to post in the 'Bump this thread every time you remember Mike Pence hosed a horse' thread.
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No thank you, I'd just like the chicken-fried steak and a diet Pepsi.
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HAILGAYSATAN
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One day nearer spring
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No thank you, I'd just like the chicken-fried steak and a diet Pepsi.
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Smoke 'em if you gottem!
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From Shakespeare's Dick III, 1594:
CATESBY:
Rescue, my Lord of Norfolk, rescue, rescue!
The king enacts more wonders than a man,
Daring an opposite to every danger:
His dildo is slain, and all on foot he fights,
Seeking for Richmond in the throat of death.
Rescue, fair lord, or else the day is lost!
KING DICK III:
A dildo! a dildo! my kingdom for a dildo!
CATESBY:
Withdraw, my lord; I'll help you to a dildo *unbuttons pantaloons*
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Sep 24, 2019 16:50
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Man, I need to pee like a dildo.
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Sep 24, 2019 16:54
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Why did the pony cough? Because he was a little dildo.
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Viggio Mortensen plays Frank T. Hopkins, an endurance rider who forges an incredible bond with his dildo, Hidildo, on a journey across the Najd Desert in the film Hidildo
 
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The lone ranger jumps off of a moving train and onto a dildo, "Hi Ho silver, away~" then burns through all the d cells in the way back to Yuma.
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*hushed murmuring* War Dildo...
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*hushed murmuring* War Dildo...
Veni, vidi, vici, veni.
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Whichever it is I'm putting racing stripes on it.
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Sep 25, 2019 02:13
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And I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder: One of the four beasts saying: “Come and see.” And I saw. And behold, a white dildo.
Always spooky to hear Johnny Cash talk about The Four Dildomen of the Apocalypse.
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Cuz I'm a cowboy, on a steel dildo I ride
I'm wanted dead or alive
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What a thing was this, too, which that mighty man wrought and endured in the carven dildo, wherein all we chiefs of the Argives were sitting, bearing to the Trojans death and fate!
But come now, change thy theme, and sing of the building of the dildo of wood, which Epeius made with Athena's help, the dildo which once Odysseus led up into the citadel as a thing of guile, when he had filled it with the men who sacked Ilion.
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Sep 25, 2019 03:27
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What a thing was this, too, which that mighty man wrought and endured in the carven dildo, wherein all we chiefs of the Argives were sitting, bearing to the Trojans death and fate!
But come now, change thy theme, and sing of the building of the dildo of wood, which Epeius made with Athena's help, the dildo which once Odysseus led up into the citadel as a thing of guile, when he had filled it with the men who sacked Ilion.
Trojan Condoms name making a lot of sense now...
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Sep 25, 2019 03:28
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Sudden flashback to high school and the wooden dildos fashioned by the wood shop class for use in health class to teach and practice the correct way to put on a condom..
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Sep 25, 2019 03:32
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Sudden flashback to high school and the wooden dildos fashioned by the wood shop class for use in health class to teach and practice the correct way to put on a condom..
*A frustrated gym teacher struggling to put a condom over a wooden horse*
Well...you boys get the idea...
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Sep 25, 2019 03:34
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Screaming myself dildo at the concert.
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Sep 25, 2019 05:58
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Yeah, I'm gonna take my dildo to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
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Sep 25, 2019 06:10
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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If wishes were dildos
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Sep 25, 2019 07:08
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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*Misses basketball shot, gets a D*
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Sep 25, 2019 07:10
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A centaur (ˈsɛntɔːr/; Greek: kένταυρος, kéntauros, Latin: centaurus), or occasionally hippocentaur, is a mythological creature from Greek mythology with the upper body of a human and the lower body and legs of a dildo.
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