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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > dildo or race horse?
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nut

 never look a gift dildo in the eye

* # ? Sep 25, 2019 11:53
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
♪♫a dildo's a dildo, of course of course♪♫
♪♫And no one can talk to a dildo of course♪♫
♪♫That is, of course, unless the dildo is the famous Mr. Ed!♪♫

* # ? Sep 25, 2019 12:18
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google THIS

 Save a dildo, ride a cowboy

* # ? Sep 25, 2019 12:35
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nut

google THIS posted:

Save a dildo, ride a cowboy
* # ? Sep 25, 2019 12:35
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Robot Made of Meat

 I've gotta go see a man about a dildo.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
* # ? Sep 25, 2019 13:22
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Escape From Noise

 You're being a real dildo's rear end right now.

* # ? Sep 25, 2019 13:58
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alnilam

 A dildo walks into a bar and the bartender says "hey buddy, why the long, slender form with 3 vibration modes?"



ty manifisto

* # ? Sep 25, 2019 15:03
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Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

alnilam posted:

A dildo walks into a bar and the bartender says "hey buddy, why the long, slender form with 3 vibration modes?"
* # ? Sep 25, 2019 16:31
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FutonForensic

 ladies: looking to spice things up in the bedroom? Tie his limbs to four dildos and scatter them to the winds, tearing him asunder


* # ? Sep 25, 2019 16:32
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Finger Prince


 "Hey pony, could you speak up? I can't hear you."
"Sorry boss, I'm just a little dildo"

* # ? Sep 25, 2019 17:00
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nut

 you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it look like a dink

* # ? Sep 25, 2019 17:10
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Spanish Manlove

HAILGAYSATAN
Oh yeah, well gently caress you and the dildo you rode in on

* # ? Sep 25, 2019 17:17
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Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

 *A sexually unsatisfied woman closes her door after a bad night. We hear the sound of a dresser drawer being opened followed by loud whinnying and clopping*

* # ? Sep 25, 2019 18:42
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Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

 Women attend a "toy party" where a friend in a pyramid scheme pitches them on a variety of steeds

* # ? Sep 25, 2019 18:43
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lost my old email
it is not a horse it is a neck massager :lofty:


woooooo tiny shout out to deaf sex woooooooo it is spooky and i should have slept more posting up a storm this night wooooooooooooo i say. tiny shout out to mocking quantum also that guy rules. whoooooooooooo

* # ? Sep 25, 2019 19:02
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lost my old email
poor old freckles, stuffed in pants and died


woooooo tiny shout out to deaf sex woooooooo it is spooky and i should have slept more posting up a storm this night wooooooooooooo i say. tiny shout out to mocking quantum also that guy rules. whoooooooooooo

* # ? Sep 25, 2019 19:06
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Escape From Noise

 Shootin' the dildo. Straight into my veins!

* # ? Sep 25, 2019 19:07
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Robot Made of Meat

 I know two things about the dildo,
And one of them will give you a thrilldo.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
* # ? Sep 26, 2019 01:40
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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
the wild west was truly a strange time

* # ? Sep 26, 2019 02:26
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Escape From Noise

 This song has taken on several new dimensions for me.
https://youtu.be/om9K3zPSg18

* # ? Sep 26, 2019 06:38
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Robot Made of Meat

 Now, THAT's a dildo of a different color!


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
* # ? Sep 29, 2019 02:03
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deadking

Hello? Charlemagne?!
Its a friggen horse

* # ? Sep 29, 2019 02:11
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Michael Murphey's "Wildfire" will never sound the same again knowing it could be about a dildo...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pc3OnSQc48s

* # ? Sep 29, 2019 02:17
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Escape From Noise

 Remembering that scene from Fight Club where he goes to Marla Singer's apartment and he knocks into her dresser and that big ol' rubber horse starts wobbling.



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig
* # ? Sep 29, 2019 05:05
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


 Dilhorse or race ho?

* # ? Sep 29, 2019 06:45
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Escape From Noise

 Dildo or racehorse, God loves all of his creatures great and small.

* # ? Sep 29, 2019 09:41
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nut

 i've never seen such a tiny man ride one before

* # ? Sep 29, 2019 10:13
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

* # ? Oct 10, 2019 14:41
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nut

 beating a dead one or beaten to death with one

* # ? Oct 13, 2019 03:59
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Stoner Sloth

 'Young man in critical condition after being thrown from his dildo!' I read in the papers, another tragedy - they should really ban professional dildo racing.







sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!

* # ? Oct 13, 2019 04:10
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FutonForensic

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:



if you didn't have this up in your dorm room, you didn't really go to college


* # ? Oct 13, 2019 04:45
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Escape From Noise

FutonForensic posted:

if you didn't have this up in your dorm room, you didn't really go to college

drat... should I let my employer know?

* # ? Oct 13, 2019 04:47
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Good Sphere

 Dumb-Dumb, The Dumb Idiot Vibrating Horse Dildo Horse Dildo Horse Dildo Horse Dildo Horse Dildo Horse Dildo Horse

* # ? Oct 14, 2019 03:53
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Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

gently caress you and the dildo you rode in on!

lol


this whole thread too



Manifisto posted:

is steely dan named after a horse? neigh!

Steely Dan a couple dildos that made beige quaalude music in the 70s :evilbuddy:

* # ? Oct 14, 2019 06:27
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Robot Made of Meat

 If wishes were dildoes, all would ride free.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
* # ? Oct 15, 2019 01:47
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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
*me walking out of the carnival in disgust* "who the gently caress designed that carousel!?"

* # ? Oct 15, 2019 01:48
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nut

 pool rules

no running
no diving
no dildoplay

* # ? Oct 16, 2019 11:04
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


 Horse does what dildon't

* # ? Oct 16, 2019 12:05
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Heather Papps

hello friend


 i have been thinking about it and the answer is horse.



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ? Oct 17, 2019 14:19
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Escape From Noise

Heather Papps posted:

i have been thinking about it and the answer is horse.

I've been thinking too and why must we force everytime into a horse/dildo binary? No offense to what you're saying obviously.

* # ? Oct 17, 2019 14:26
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