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cda

by Hand Knit
wildin on mr penaut

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Manifisto


cda posted:

wildin on mr penaut

good times . . . good times . . . used to be you could get pure uncut mr peanut on any corner and fuckin party the night away during the heyday of the studio 54 era . . . what you get nowadays is cut with talcum powder, dehydrated peanuts, and usually laced with bath salts to supply the missing kick


ty nesamdoom!

Manifisto


dont get me wrong, it still makes you want to gently caress the planters peanut mascot, that's a given


ty nesamdoom!

cda

by Hand Knit
gone off tha t salted nut

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cda

by Hand Knit

Manifisto posted:

good times . . . good times . . . used to be you could get pure uncut mr peanut on any corner and fuckin party the night away during the heyday of the studio 54 era . . . what you get nowadays is cut with talcum powder, dehydrated peanuts, and usually laced with bath salts to supply the missing kick

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cda

by Hand Knit
poo poo comes pure off the plane from georgia but with each link in the supply chain they step on it more and more. by the time it gets to the streets its mostly little beads of yellow caulk covered in talc

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cda

by Hand Knit
*shakng a plastic bottle of peanuts* blue tops! blue tops!

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nut

nick cannon on stage literally roasting mr peanut, "shiiit, i heard a pear shaped body was bad, but u shaped like im supposed to flip u over to know how much time i got on the boggle board"

Escape From Noise

You, a moron: poo poo is nuts!

Me, an intellectual: Actually, peanuts, despite the name, are legumes.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


I bought an 8 ball of Mr peanut and it was half a peanut in a tiny plastic ask. Fukkin Score!

Escape From Noise

Is your teen high on peanuts? Look out for these signs:

-Comes home smelling of Thai food.
-Husks in their pockets.
-A sudden irrational anger towards anyone with a peanut allergy.
-Heavy black soil/loam build-up under fingernails (from digging for fresh peanuts).
-A sudden affinity for tophats, monicles, and canes

cda

by Hand Knit

nut posted:

nick cannon on stage literally roasting mr peanut, "shiiit, i heard a pear shaped body was bad, but u shaped like im supposed to flip u over to know how much time i got on the boggle board"

lmao

cda

by Hand Knit
now i'm not saying mr. peanut's racist...but the motherfucker looks like he owns a plantation. What kind of message is he trying to send? what am i supposed to imagine here? mr. peanut sitting on a porch sipping a mint julep as he looks out over a field of kola nuts? i don't know about you but if my name's kunta kinte, i'm not waiting around to find out. "oh poo poo, here comes mr. peanut. see ya!"

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alnilam

The mixed nut cans all say "less than 50% peanuts" bc any higher and you need a scrip



ty manifisto

alnilam

Got started on mixed, moved on to the pure poo poo for a while, now I'm on even harder stuff



ty manifisto

FutonForensic


:stare:


Manifisto


alnilam posted:

Got started on mixed, moved on to the pure poo poo for a while, now I'm on even harder stuff



thicc


ty nesamdoom!

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

alnilam posted:

Got started on mixed, moved on to the pure poo poo for a while, now I'm on even harder stuff



nice diorama!

alnilam

Luvcow posted:

nice diorama!

lol



ty manifisto

Escape From Noise

Crackin' the shell. Roastin' the 'gume. Toppin' the noodles. Visiting Planter's. Feelin' Skippy.



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

FutonForensic

Oscar-winning film where i want to gently caress mr peanut but i got a nut allergy


cda

by Hand Knit

FutonForensic posted:

Oscar-winning film where i want to gently caress mr peanut but i got a nut allergy

Manifisto


SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Crackin' the shell. Roastin' the 'gume. Toppin' the noodles. Visiting Planter's. Feelin' Skippy.

FutonForensic posted:

Oscar-winning film where i want to gently caress mr peanut but i got a nut allergy


ty nesamdoom!

nut

*mr reeses is bound and gagged in the peanut orchard*

mr peanut: now, would u ever be so kind as to show me where exactly on tree THE CUPS GROW?

Escape From Noise

nut posted:

*mr reeses is bound and gagged in the peanut orchard*

mr peanut: now, would u ever be so kind as to show me where exactly on tree THE CUPS GROW?

Cuppin' the nuts

SardonicTyrant

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



FutonForensic posted:

Oscar-winning film where i want to gently caress mr peanut but i got a nut allergy
Allergic To Love

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

FutonForensic posted:

Oscar-winning film where i want to gently caress mr peanut but i got a nut allergy

Escape From Noise

Spiking my morning coffee with peanut sauce. Rollin' into work just sick nasty ridin' the nut.

beer pal

too broke to re-up til payday, i pull out my bag of shells and spice grinder

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

Escape From Noise

SardonicTyrant posted:

Allergic To Love

Nut, Interrupted

FutonForensic

SardonicTyrant posted:

Allergic To Love

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Nut, Interrupted


alnilam



ty manifisto

google THIS

Guys my mom mistook my peanut butter for brown butter and served it to my whole family what do I do

nut

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Nut, Interrupted

Legume Actually

lost my old email

delicious cashew chicken suspended just beyond my reach


woooooo tiny shout out to deaf sex woooooooo it is spooky and i should have slept more posting up a storm this night wooooooooooooo i say. tiny shout out to mocking quantum also that guy rules. whoooooooooooo

lost my old email

cock and nut torture


woooooo tiny shout out to deaf sex woooooooo it is spooky and i should have slept more posting up a storm this night wooooooooooooo i say. tiny shout out to mocking quantum also that guy rules. whoooooooooooo

Manifisto


lost my old email posted:

cock and nut torture

lol

google THIS

D.A.R.E Officer: Did you know you can nut to death?

Escape From Noise

nut posted:

Legume Actually

Never heard of anyone busting a legume

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nut

lost my old email posted:

cock and nut torture

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