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google THIS posted:D.A.R.E Officer: Did you know you can nut to death? |
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Mr Peanut (with his thumbs in his ears, wiggling his fingers while sticking his tongue out, crossing and uncrossing his eyes): SHOW HER YOUR NUTS! |
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Sep 22, 2019 02:30
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It started out so innocently. A few handfuls of peanuts at a party on a weekend every so often to unwind. Then it was every weekend. Sometimes just alone. I just couldn't stop. Before long I was trying to plant my own peanuts. I couldn't wait to roast them, I'd yank them from the ground and hungrily eat them in the yard, the grit from the dirt sticking to my teeth. No everywhere I go people know my addiction. The tan stain around my lips from eating peanut butter straight out of the jar advertising my addiction to the world. |
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Sep 22, 2019 02:41
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| In high school there was this rumor going around that you could put them in your rear end suppository style. The "butt nut." But the only way to actually eat them is by putting them in your mouth. | |
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Sep 22, 2019 03:39
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cda posted:the only way to actually eat them is by putting them in your mouth. actually, |
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Sep 22, 2019 04:04
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cda posted:In high school there was this rumor going around that you could put them in your rear end suppository style. The "butt nut." But the only way to actually eat them is by putting them in your mouth. the butt nut has never been about food
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Sep 22, 2019 04:05
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Snorting bumps of dehydrated peanut butter. |
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Sep 22, 2019 04:06
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cda posted:In high school there was this rumor going around that you could put them in your rear end suppository style. The "butt nut." But the only way to actually eat them is by putting them in your mouth. buddy if you're never had the butt nut you're missing out on a real trip to the ER
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Sep 22, 2019 06:51
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George Washington Carver's FBI funded research with peanuts did more to spread the peanut epidemic than peanut butter, baseball games, and Thai food combined. |
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Sep 22, 2019 07:15
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Sittin on a few kilos of prime Alabama boiled peanuts in the freezer  Fresh crop is comin in right now. The smell behind those peanut trucks is insane.
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Sep 22, 2019 14:48
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Just grabbed the box of complimentary peanuts from the overhead compartment in the plane just after landing and am now making a mad dash for the exit. Wish me luck!
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Sep 22, 2019 14:51
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:George Washington Carver's FBI funded research with peanuts did more to spread the peanut epidemic than peanut butter, baseball games, and Thai food combined. lol |
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Sep 22, 2019 16:12
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| Peanuts are 3-70 times as potent now as they were in the 60s. Oliver North's code name was "Mr. Peanut" | |
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Sep 22, 2019 16:15
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cda posted:Peanuts are 3-70 times as potent now as they were in the 60s. Oliver North's code name was "Mr. Peanut" Back then you could maybe get some pure uncut tahini from Saudi Arabia. If you had a hookup. |
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Sep 24, 2019 19:30
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p. is stored in the nuts
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Sep 24, 2019 19:37
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lost my old email posted:p. is stored in the nuts |
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Sep 24, 2019 19:44
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oh man I ate a snickers bar at a party once and no one told me they had peanuts in them so I just stared at a lava lamp and made volcano noises with my mouth for 8 hours.
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Sep 24, 2019 23:20
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pediatrician: ya'll ever dropped a nut before?
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Sep 24, 2019 23:36
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Filling peanut shells with bits of caramel and sealing them back up with glue to sell to clueless teens. |
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Sep 25, 2019 04:46
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me at the baseball game, sidling up next to people that look cool "peanuts? got your peanuts" Slush Garbo fucked around with this message at 03:55 on Sep 27, 2019 |
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Sep 27, 2019 03:48
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Hugh Malone posted:me at the baseball game, sidling up next to people that look cool lol |
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Sep 27, 2019 11:54
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at almost every grocery store i've been 2 there is also some type of plastic tupperware container of barbecue flavoured peanuts near the til and they r always incredibly cheap they are cheaper than normal peanuts what is so wrong about powdered barbecue flavour as to low the value of a peanut from the price god above affixed 2 them theres nothing about funny about this post unless u think trying to learn about the big wild world we live in and our place in it is """Funny""""
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Sep 27, 2019 12:00
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Executives: Our competitors mixed nuts are selling extremely well, perhaps we can... Mr. Peanut: I will NEVER trade principles for profit gentlemen |
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Sep 27, 2019 16:52
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Janitor at the Stadium sweeping up thousands of shells: "this is an epidemic" |
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Sep 27, 2019 16:55
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I heard if you dip your nuts in chocolate the trip becomes way more intense.
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Sep 27, 2019 16:57
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signs your teen is wildin on mr peanut
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Sep 27, 2019 19:45
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"wildin" - acting crazy, being intoxicated "mr peanut" - peanuts, peanut products ---------------- |
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Sep 27, 2019 19:45
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lol - laughing out loud lmao - laughing my rear end off pos - piece of poo poo, parent over shoulder womp - wildin on mr peanut ---------------- |
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Sep 27, 2019 19:47
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shells - empty peanut cartridges nut - 1mg mr peanut the most common single dose of mr peanut, sometimes used to refer to mr peanut in bulk, as in "yo man you got that nut?" potassium, k - the active ingredient in mr peanut special k - a peanut laced with bbq, zesty, mesquite, or other spice top hat - high quality mr peanut monocle - a device used to inspect peanuts for purity, checking a can to make sure it is pure, as in "marcus, come over here and monocle this poo poo" glove- medium quality mr peanut, mids wingtip - low quality mr peanut, usually crushed up and added to other blends to increase profit margins cane - originally referred only to a shotgun but now, by association, any gun used to defend mr peanut turf ---------------- |
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Sep 27, 2019 19:56
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top hat only for them bitches lonely only special k get them moanin "bone me" wildin on mr peanut ya seen us we hard like the penis when its wingtip we re-up try to play us we heinous pop shells stick the motherfuckin cane up ya anus ---------------- |
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Sep 27, 2019 20:04
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womp womp, whassat mean? nuttin womp womp, whassat mean? nuttin run the play back like benjamin button we womp on the block, roc(k) like charles s. dutton - THC (Top Hat Crew), "Womp Womp" ---------------- |
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Sep 27, 2019 20:08
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if u find me crackin shells best step back avoid this chomp chomp hear dem sad trombones when u catch me on my womp womp
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Sep 27, 2019 20:37
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simply smarter than any, hotlanta represent call me jimmy carter cuz i'm the peanut president - Peanut Pre$ident, "No Love 4 Glove" ---------------- |
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Sep 27, 2019 20:47
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cda posted:simply smarter than any, hotlanta represent
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Sep 27, 2019 21:03
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hey how u doin' little mamma why doncha' come over here, got a little peanut i wanna insert in your ear. -The Planter's Twins: Wait (the peanut song)
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Sep 27, 2019 22:36
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cda posted:special k - a peanut laced with bbq, zesty, mesquite, or other spice extra special k: a peanut laced with the spice mélange
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Sep 27, 2019 22:39
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bumpign this thread do to recent events
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Jan 27, 2020 18:12
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drat.f uked up. one day youre' wildin on mr peanut, the next hes gone
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Jan 27, 2020 18:17
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pouring out a bowl of peanuts for my homie mr peanut
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Sucking on Mr peanut one day, next day hes dead. hosed up world |
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