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nut

nick cannon on stage literally roasting mr peanut, "shiiit, i heard a pear shaped body was bad, but u shaped like im supposed to flip u over to know how much time i got on the boggle board"

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*mr reeses is bound and gagged in the peanut orchard*

mr peanut: now, would u ever be so kind as to show me where exactly on tree THE CUPS GROW?

nut

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Nut, Interrupted

Legume Actually

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lost my old email posted:

cock and nut torture

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cda posted:

In high school there was this rumor going around that you could put them in your rear end suppository style. The "butt nut." But the only way to actually eat them is by putting them in your mouth.

the butt nut has never been about food

nut

pediatrician: ya'll ever dropped a nut before?

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at almost every grocery store i've been 2 there is also some type of plastic tupperware container of barbecue flavoured peanuts near the til and they r always incredibly cheap they are cheaper than normal peanuts what is so wrong about powdered barbecue flavour as to low the value of a peanut from the price god above affixed 2 them theres nothing about funny about this post unless u think trying to learn about the big wild world we live in and our place in it is """Funny""""

nut

if u find me crackin shells
best step back avoid this chomp chomp
hear dem sad trombones
when u catch me on my womp womp

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cda posted:

simply smarter than any, hotlanta represent
call me jimmy carter cuz i'm the peanut president
- Peanut Pre$ident, "No Love 4 Glove"

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