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You, a moron: poo poo is nuts!
Me, an intellectual: Actually, peanuts, despite the name, are legumes.
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Is your teen high on peanuts? Look out for these signs:
-Comes home smelling of Thai food.
-Husks in their pockets.
-A sudden irrational anger towards anyone with a peanut allergy.
-Heavy black soil/loam build-up under fingernails (from digging for fresh peanuts).
-A sudden affinity for tophats, monicles, and canes
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*mr reeses is bound and gagged in the peanut orchard*
mr peanut: now, would u ever be so kind as to show me where exactly on tree THE CUPS GROW?
Cuppin' the nuts
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Spiking my morning coffee with peanut sauce. Rollin' into work just sick nasty ridin' the nut.
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Nut, Interrupted
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Never heard of anyone busting a legume
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It started out so innocently. A few handfuls of peanuts at a party on a weekend every so often to unwind. Then it was every weekend. Sometimes just alone. I just couldn't stop. Before long I was trying to plant my own peanuts. I couldn't wait to roast them, I'd yank them from the ground and hungrily eat them in the yard, the grit from the dirt sticking to my teeth. No everywhere I go people know my addiction. The tan stain around my lips from eating peanut butter straight out of the jar advertising my addiction to the world.
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Snorting bumps of dehydrated peanut butter.
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George Washington Carver's FBI funded research with peanuts did more to spread the peanut epidemic than peanut butter, baseball games, and Thai food combined.
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Sep 22, 2019 07:15
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Peanuts are 3-70 times as potent now as they were in the 60s. Oliver North's code name was "Mr. Peanut"
Back then you could maybe get some pure uncut tahini from Saudi Arabia. If you had a hookup.
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Sep 24, 2019 19:44
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Filling peanut shells with bits of caramel and sealing them back up with glue to sell to clueless teens.
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I'm sorry for posting way too much in this thread. I was so high on the peanut I didn't even know who I was.
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Things rarely go well for child stars. Baby Nut is being set up for a disastrous adulthood.
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