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I brought my Drake
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.

muscles like this! posted:

Also the creepy part about Susan making goo goo eyes at the Nazi. Like the rest of the bad guys are all described as horrible, ugly people but for some reason the Nazi is all handsome and debonair (except when he's torturing people.)


I haven't been carefully reading this so I might be wrong: I don't think Susan and Olivia have seen the Nazi guy in the compound, just his underling (son?) with the torture fetish. And why is the lesbian Nazi doctor letting Olivia out of her sight, much less off to make kissy-face with not-as-attractive-as-Blast-Hardcheese soldier?

quote:

Really not a fan of the "murdering children" section of the book either.

Me too. Extra-frustrating that the cultist who did it is going to get more security on the way to the de-brainwashing place than the children of the recently defected enemy. But we can't show the good guys making a mistake or being vulnerable (like being on guard and getting knocked out, etc.) so let's blame it on the Cherokees. :downs: Like, Courtney, you promised this guy that you could do a better job than the CIA, and I think the CIA was doing a fine job before you showed up.

This being C-SPAM, someone can probably go into more depth than I can about the Nixon CIA. From what I know, he pretty much wanted to dismantle it and replace it with basically fascists, the director at the time fired a lot of people, and it left the CIA top-heavy with too many managers and not enough agents in the field.

EDIT: update on previous page.

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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

A person could write a very interesting psychological profile on this author, that's for sure.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).
Another day, another long chapter. I wish I had more time to add some commentary, but work is stealing away my freedom this morning. Blah!

Chapter 16









































Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
The lizard fantasies of the reactionary mind are so dull and repetitive that they almost thud off of the page. Just a desire to own tacky crap and relentlessly control people and then murder anyone who they think isn't with the program.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).
I added a bunch of characters from the last few chapters to the OP.

Also, I mentioned yesterday that my fiance had worked at TOR and that I'd ask her about editorial duties there. It turns out that I was mistaken, and she had worked at ROC. My bad (although they both publish similar sci-fi stuff). However, she did/ does know know some people who work at TOR, and said they had a reputation for being a cultish place to work. Like, the employees are extremely devoted and protective of TOR in a way that publishers of other properties are typically not. So there you go.

I also told her about this terrible book and how the author drops new characters into almost every single chapter without developing the ones that have already been introduced. She didn't have much to add besides she was glad this wasn't a book she had to work on, and also she would tell the author to cut out a bunch of the lesser characters and focus on the ones we already know.

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic
I think that “They presses their pelvises together until Angel’s hardness found her furry softness.” may be the least-erotic erotic sentence ever devised.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).


It's erotic in the same way that "delicious with exhaustion" makes sense.

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

queserasera posted:

I was going to rant about how Parramore has been a nature preserve since the 1970s and that you poach oysters instead of pirating them, but :effort: This asinine story saps my will to live and I survived both the Major\Minor and Pokemon Reborn LPs.

Oyster Pirate is an actual term

I brought my Drake
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.

Hustlin Floh posted:

Oyster Pirate is an actual term

Huh. Learned something new today.

The whole "correct behavior and good grades rewarded with love and affection" bit struck a little too close to home. No wonder she joined a cult.

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
Of course Senator Drug Cult is a drat liberal. Foolish of me to assume he was a conservative type exploiting the religious

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


  1. Why was Bouchegrave driving his own limo?
  2. Why do the drug producers want cocaine legalised? Wouldn't that actually hurt their business considerably by allowing for regulation and competition?
  3. Pretty sure none of the evidence that the "good guys" have on Bouchegrave would be admissible, and they did nothing to nullify the threat of exposure from the "bad guys", so he still can't openly support them.

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King
i was sold when i discovered DAVROCK is a standin for Oral Roberts University and the City of Faith, a mile away from my childhood home.

thanks for this gem, op


Who What Now posted:

Ah yes, the famously wealthy native Americans of Oklahoma.
absolutely, if you were connected to head right share. the osage were saudi-rich for the first half of the 20th century

TenementFunster has issued a correction as of 09:25 on Oct 3, 2019

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Speleothing posted:

Of course Senator Drug Cult is a drat liberal. Foolish of me to assume he was a conservative type exploiting the religious

No, silly! Cocaine and cults have been good to him.

Tiggum posted:

  1. Why was Bouchegrave driving his own limo?
  2. Why do the drug producers want cocaine legalised? Wouldn't that actually hurt their business considerably by allowing for regulation and competition?
  3. Pretty sure none of the evidence that the "good guys" have on Bouchegrave would be admissible, and they did nothing to nullify the threat of exposure from the "bad guys", so he still can't openly support them.


Why is the liberal Senator a liberal from Virginia? The whole world is upside-down, topsy-turvy, higgledy-piggledy in this crazy book!!

EDIT: Also, what is a "Bill of Rights" for cults? I wish the author had included the text for that document. How are "cults" defined in this dystopian version of 1989?


TenementFunster posted:

i was sold when i discovered DAVROCK is a standin for Oral Roberts University and the City of Faith, a mile away from my childhood home.

thanks for this gem, op

absolutely, if you were connected to head right share. the osage were saudi-rich for the first half of the 20th century


Some tribes did make out OK depending on what lovely land their reservations ended up on. I've read that the Aqua Caliente in Palm Springs, CA have done OK because their land is now worth a fortune. Most tribes have not been so lucky.

Gutter Phoenix has issued a correction as of 18:03 on Oct 3, 2019

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).
I wish I had more time for commentary this morning, but it's another busy day at work. Nonetheless, here is another long chapter:

Chapter 17













































Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).


How do you like my handlebar mustache, milady?

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
I see cult deprogramming means programming them for a different kind of cult.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).


I'm not loose. I don't give up my disciplined loins to just anybody. But who can resist the erotic temptation spilling out of the bean bag chair at Counter-Cult Two™?

KomradeX
Oct 29, 2011

Dr. Killjoy posted:

I see cult deprogramming means programming them for a different kind of cult.

It kind of is in real life

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Gutter Phoenix posted:



How do you like my handlebar mustache, milady?

...Nick said as tipped his camouflage-print fedora.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Dr. Killjoy posted:

I see cult deprogramming means programming them for a different kind of cult.

Yeah, this chapter is especially insane. So they kidnap all of these kids out of cults, and then immediately indoctrinate them into another, far worse cult where they are forced to travel to Paraguay in a sketchy cocaine submarine and then slit a bunch of people's throats for various reasons including thoughtcrime?

:discourse:


I also like that they use the Tower of Power to send coded messages ordering their brainwashed minions to kill.




I also like the descriptions of Dr. Hilda:



This was in the previous chapter:




Dr. Hilda's uncontrollable lesbian desire to hatefuck Susan Rockland is another lovely bonkers twist.


Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).
I just finished scanning the rest of the book. There are 7 more chapters and an epilogue (or about 136 more pages). I had been thinking of posting the rest of it before the weekend, but that's probably too much for everyone to keep up with. Also, I don't want to rush this amazing work of art.

I think I'll post one more chapter today, a few tomorrow, and we can finish this bad boy early next week. I still plan to write a brief synopsis of each chapter and organize the character list, hopefully before we get to the end of the book. Definitely before the thread gets archived.

Chapter 18:



































muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Oh no, the bad guys brought in top commandos, what will the counter cult troops do? Oh, they were all killed before the counter cult troops showed up, never mind.

Also Nick growing the handlebar mustache seems really weird because that's definitely not in style in the 80's.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

muscles like this! posted:

Oh no, the bad guys brought in top commandos, what will the counter cult troops do? Oh, they were all killed before the counter cult troops showed up, never mind.

Also Nick growing the handlebar mustache seems really weird because that's definitely not in style in the 80's.

Well, Roadhouse came out in 1989:



Then again, Nick is no Sam Elliott.

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Thank goodness for those socialists.

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Hustlin Floh posted:

Oyster Pirate is an actual term

Was disappointed this isn't gay slang

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).
Chapter 19













































Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Always good to have your hero call people subhumans

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).
Wow, that is another insane chapter. Here are some highlights:






Hilda is Josef Mengele's grand-niece:








It turns out that the mysterious force that massacred the cult in the last chapter were Navy Seals sent by the Secretary of State to clear the way for his daughter, Patty:




And Barrajas is a hermaphrodite; Olivia Davenport's mind was destroyed when she found out:




Davenport is a psychopath, which was already pretty apparent:





TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

Gutter Phoenix posted:

Some tribes did make out OK depending on what lovely land their reservations ended up on. I've read that the Aqua Caliente in Palm Springs, CA have done OK because their land is now worth a fortune. Most tribes have not been so lucky.
yes, and many tribes from Oklahoma in particular where famously and fantastically wealthy for much of the early 20th century. that’s what that line was referring to.

flowers of the killer moon is a great book about osage wealth and how it was undermined by whites nervous about rich natives

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

TenementFunster posted:

yes, and many tribes from Oklahoma in particular where famously and fantastically wealthy for much of the early 20th century. that’s what that line was referring to.

flowers of the killer moon is a great book about osage wealth and how it was undermined by whites nervous about rich natives

Ooh, I'll have to check that book out. Thanks for the tip!

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).
Some weekend reading:

Chapter 20



























Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).
Chapter 21





































Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).
Chapter 22



























Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).
There are 2 more chapters and an epilogue. I'll try to write brief synopses for each chapter over the weekend, and will post the exciting conclusion early next week!

SavageMessiah
Jan 28, 2009

Emotionally drained and spookified

Toilet Rascal
:allbuttons:

By brain has latched onto 'disciplined loins' and won't let go, send help

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


I'm more bothered by the fact that this book was clearly written in the 80s and everyone (both good guys and bad) keep using the term "negro."

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.






LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

wOw.

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Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).
Ack! Another busy weekend and I never got the chance to write up chapter synopses for this madness. At this point I'll just do it when we're done with the book. Which is soon. Maybe later today if I can get caught up.

Here is the penultimate chapter:

Chapter 23







































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