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barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Sheen Sheen posted:

Imagine, if you will, Pats fans reacting to the exact same hit on Brady

hmmmm yes OP I have used my imagination to determine that Thomas Edward Brady, unlike Josh Allen, is a competent quarterback and therefore knows how to slide rather than charge forward with his head like it's the running of the bulls

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Sheen Sheen
Nov 18, 2002

Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

hmmmm yes OP I have used my imagination to determine that Thomas Edward Brady, unlike Josh Allen, is a competent quarterback and therefore knows how to slide rather than charge forward with his head like it's the running of the bulls

That’s not at all what I asked you to do you dummy

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

hmmmm yes OP I have used my imagination to determine that Thomas Edward Brady, unlike Josh Allen, is a competent quarterback and therefore knows how to slide rather than charge forward with his head like it's the running of the bulls

You’re supposed to base part of your fantasy in what actually happened op

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
How about the Donovan Smith hit?

https://twitter.com/austinpazzi/status/1178700831941513216?s=20

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Ouch

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Sheen Sheen posted:

That’s not at all what I asked you to do you dummy

gently caress this is why my mom keeps beating me every time a report card gets sent home, isn't it

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?

Honestly, the Smith hit looks more like an offensive lineman not knowing how to tackle properly then trying to maliciously hit somebody in the head. The worst part is how late it is.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
its real cool how everyone complains the nfl is unsafe and when the most obvious hit by the most obvious hitter is punished people start qqing

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe

DariusLikewise posted:

Honestly, the Smith hit looks more like an offensive lineman not knowing how to tackle properly then trying to maliciously hit somebody in the head. The worst part is how late it is.

lol

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

dj swearinger cut. he'd be a better fit on a team with good corners.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

Sam Darnold: My spleen is going to do what it’s going to do

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe

Mel Mudkiper posted:

its real cool how everyone complains the nfl is unsafe and when the most obvious hit by the most obvious hitter is punished people start qqing

Painting one guy as The Problem and trumpeting the giant suspensions you are giving him while letting all the other poo poo continue to slide is actually making the NFL more unsafe imo.

I would have no problem with Tez getting a bunch of games if it happened to like anyone else ever

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

Painting one guy as The Problem and trumpeting the giant suspensions you are giving him while letting all the other poo poo continue to slide is actually making the NFL more unsafe imo.

I would have no problem with Tez getting a bunch of games if it happened to like anyone else ever

Has anyone been previously sanctioned as many times as Burfict?

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Suspend all defenses, have the offenses run routes against those wheeled remote control tackling dummies

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

loving can't stop qqing over here

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Hey my team is just trying to get some of these "tackles" you all are complaining about




https://twitter.com/BKSportsTalk/status/1178765190747295750

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
I mean if your gonna go full one guy won’t change anything posting another single instance is pointless

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Mel Mudkiper posted:

its real cool how everyone complains the nfl is unsafe and when the most obvious hit by the most obvious hitter is punished people start qqing

*increasingly high pitched whine* always side with labor!!!

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

DariusLikewise posted:

Honestly, the Smith hit looks more like an offensive lineman not knowing how to tackle properly then trying to maliciously hit somebody in the head. The worst part is how late it is.

That is irrelevant the hit was dirty intent is not a part of a suspension

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Suspend everyone in the NFL, including the owners and the commissioner.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Mega64 posted:

Suspend everyone in the NFL, including the owners and the commissioner.

most importantly, the fans

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

sweet thursday posted:

Hey man nobody's burfict

Bobody’s nurfict!

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Jonathan Fisk posted:

*increasingly high pitched whine* always side with labor!!!

This isn’t a labor dispute?

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

upper management suspending a worker according to a cba is *expressly* so

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

what are you doing

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

It was a big hit on television with a dirty team and a dirty player

you might call it, the Burfict storm

Lmao a Burfict post

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


Freaquency posted:

Suspend all defenses, have the offenses run routes against those wheeled remote control tackling dummies

Josh Allen still would have knocked himself senseless running head first into one.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Elephanthead posted:

That is irrelevant the hit was dirty intent is not a part of a suspension

If I'm Bill Belichick I'm getting a bunch of cheap, bad white players and having them lower their heads into actually good defenders on the other team. Sorry Von Miller, Adam Humphries got hurt when he speared you in the face while carrying the ball. Ejected.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
There's always more

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1178778397952106497

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill

Chichevache posted:

Lmao a Burfict post

Quoting the second person doing the same line, for shame

Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

It was a burfict storm that led to this full-season disqualification

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Maybe Dr Chao put a curse on you guys after he got fired.

Larch
Dec 20, 2004

BEE LOVER

Sheen Sheen posted:

That’s not at all what I asked you to do you dummy

Yes. You did.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Mega64 posted:

Suspend everyone in the NFL, including the owners and the commissioner.

If you suspend the owners, it means every game at Lambeau would be empty!!

a good idea, let's do it

Sheen Sheen
Nov 18, 2002

Larch posted:

Yes. You did.

No. I didn’t.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

kiimo posted:

Hey my team is just trying to get some of these "tackles" you all are complaining about




https://twitter.com/BKSportsTalk/status/1178765190747295750

I'm sorry I thought you changed D coordinators which fixed everything

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

kiimo posted:

Hey my team is just trying to get some of these "tackles" you all are complaining about




https://twitter.com/BKSportsTalk/status/1178765190747295750

No guys really it was all Sutton's fault, the defense is good now -Every KC fan in existence in August

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
Let's have a pallete cleanser of the happiest thing currently in football, Gardener Minshew II.

https://youtu.be/QzrpZMAZJys

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

bows1 posted:

Quoting the second person doing the same line, for shame

I sat through pages and pages of Antonio Clown, let me have this

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

sharknado slashfic posted:

most importantly, the fans

Foreverially Suspended fan, mummified in punishment permanently and loving it

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

I sat through pages and pages of Antonio Clown, let me have this

:patssay:

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