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Zero, some in the parking lots | 2 | 5.00% | |
One heroic soldier | 10 | 25.00% | |
Many and/or streaker and/or fan on field in full gimp / furry outfit | 6 | 15.00% | |
Every arm a bow, every hole a quiver. | 22 | 55.00% | |
Total: | 40 votes |
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It's Patriots @ Bills week and that means it's time for the rootinest tootinest fanbase to get all wildin' up and sneak in some funtime toys for the big game https://i.imgur.com/DdelCob.mp4 Please keep your eyes peeled for as many Bills related phallic objects snuck into the stadium somehow???
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# ? Sep 28, 2019 03:38 |
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# ? May 2, 2024 05:36 |
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bill belichick and tom brady have entered the stadium
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# ? Sep 28, 2019 03:40 |
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I bet Goodell has everyone on some sort of infrared secret cam where he can see exactly whos got a dildo on them now
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# ? Sep 28, 2019 04:15 |
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drat, I was hoping someone was selling a dildo watch that you can wear on your wrist and tell time with.
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# ? Sep 28, 2019 05:41 |
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https://twitter.com/jeffphowe/status/1177574256047284225?s=20 "some fan" is the most optimistic statement I've ever heard.
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# ? Sep 28, 2019 07:32 |
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“If”. This is the 3-0 Patriots against the 3-0 Bills for the AFC East on the line. I’ll be shocked if the field isn’t raining dildos as the Bills Mafia channels their gently caress energy to will Josh Allen to a 69% completion.
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# ? Sep 28, 2019 10:49 |
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Mega64 posted:“If”. 69% completion, 420 yards, Internet explodes.
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# ? Sep 28, 2019 13:10 |
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fartknocker posted:69% completion, 420 yards, Internet explodes. 6.9 average yards per run
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# ? Sep 28, 2019 13:15 |
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people having 69 sex with each other
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# ? Sep 28, 2019 14:04 |
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Cavauro posted:people having 69 sex with each other Sinful
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# ? Sep 28, 2019 14:07 |
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When a dildo is on the field do the Patriots get a penalty for having 12 players
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# ? Sep 28, 2019 14:21 |
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New rules 1: when a dildo is on the field, play stops and the ball is replaced with the dildo. 2: in addition to getting the dildo into the end zone for a touchdown, the dildo must also be carried in the "end zone" for the score to count.
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# ? Sep 28, 2019 15:09 |
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Quiet Feet posted:New rules Only tight ends are allowed to touch the dildo
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# ? Sep 28, 2019 15:31 |
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I assume the center has to also snap the dildo? That's an important detail I wanted to confirm
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# ? Sep 28, 2019 15:39 |
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vyst posted:I assume the center has to also snap the dildo? That's an important detail I wanted to confirm the center shoots it out by clenching his cheeks
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# ? Sep 28, 2019 16:08 |
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instead of trainers shooting gatorade in your mouth they're all squeezing lube everywhere
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# ? Sep 28, 2019 16:13 |
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Voted 1 , no Goku
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# ? Sep 28, 2019 22:47 |
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Raku posted:instead of trainers shooting gatorade in your mouth they're all squeezing lube everywhere Replace the Gatorade bottles with dildo water bottles.
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# ? Sep 28, 2019 23:06 |
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seiferguy posted:Replace the Gatorade bottles with dildo water bottles. adjust the field so it's the 0 yard line in the middle and 69 at both endzones
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# ? Sep 28, 2019 23:31 |
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Man, the NFL turned into a hardcore sex league so gradually, I didn't even notice.
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# ? Sep 28, 2019 23:32 |
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Here is a video where you can watch dildos be made: https://www.refinery29.com/en-us/sex-toys-dildo-factory-video If it’s not clear that this is not work safe, it is you who are the dildo.
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# ? Sep 29, 2019 00:50 |
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Cavauro posted:people having 69 sex with each other In the stands? Or on a broken table at the tailgate?
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# ? Sep 29, 2019 04:11 |
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Bob Socko posted:Here is a video where you can watch dildos be made: https://www.refinery29.com/en-us/sex-toys-dildo-factory-video drat, I watched this and was just fired from my job at the dildo factory.
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# ? Sep 29, 2019 04:17 |
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OP, might I suggest that you turn off your monitor?
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# ? Sep 29, 2019 04:33 |
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Security may be checking for dildos, so I propose a solution. During pre-game a trebuchet is constructed in the parking lot, and payloads of dildos prepared to be launched over the walls onto the playing field.
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# ? Sep 29, 2019 05:47 |
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CannonFodder posted:Security may be checking for dildos, so I propose a solution.
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# ? Sep 29, 2019 05:50 |
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why not just put the dildo up your rear end and take it out of your rear end and throw it on the field
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# ? Sep 29, 2019 09:41 |
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Finger Prince posted:In the stands? Or on a broken table at the tailgate? In the thread.
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# ? Sep 29, 2019 10:07 |
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Security is gonna be making everyone do jumping jacks before they let them into the stadium.
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# ? Sep 29, 2019 10:49 |
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Kalli posted:https://twitter.com/jeffphowe/status/1177574256047284225?s=20 quote:Of all the ways Buffalo gets ridiculed, a nationally-televised dildo injury would zip straight to the top. As if a Tom Brady dildo injury wouldn't immediately become the #1 moment in Buffalo sports history (Also it's incredible that a Bills exec is on the record considering the possibility of his team's QB suffering a sex toy-related ACL tear)
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# ? Sep 29, 2019 12:36 |
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Somebody replace the stick in that exec's rear end with a dildo.
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# ? Sep 29, 2019 14:57 |
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Tom Brady Dildo Injury is an S-tier username.
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# ? Sep 29, 2019 14:59 |
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xbilkis posted:As if a Tom Brady dildo injury wouldn't immediately become the #1 moment in Buffalo sports history Stop stealing my fanfic ideas.
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# ? Sep 29, 2019 16:34 |
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Now wait, do you throw a dildo with your own team's logo on it, or do you throw a dildo with your opponent's logo? What is the proper dildo throwing etiquette?
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# ? Sep 29, 2019 17:30 |
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Silly Burrito posted:Now wait, do you throw a dildo with your own team's logo on it, or do you throw a dildo with your opponent's logo? What is the proper dildo throwing etiquette? All dildos should be labeled "Goodell".
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# ? Sep 29, 2019 17:39 |
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Cheater Watch 2019 https://twitter.com/thadbrown7/status/1178348623672860672
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# ? Sep 29, 2019 17:54 |
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Chichevache posted:All dildos should be labeled "Goodilz".
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# ? Sep 29, 2019 17:56 |
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im assuming this is the gdt lets go the patriots binch
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# ? Sep 29, 2019 17:57 |
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I would like to see some buttplugs with a nice flared base
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# ? Sep 29, 2019 17:57 |
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# ? May 2, 2024 05:36 |
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Wrong thread! Again.
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# ? Sep 29, 2019 17:58 |