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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > i'll tell YOU a non-sequitur, bitch
 
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bird.

 in the anus, as in our premonitions daily

* # ? Sep 30, 2019 05:09
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Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK
*posts Tekashi6ix9ine's courtroom transcripts*

* # ? Sep 30, 2019 05:13
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


 It was probably the worst possible way I could have gotten my ex wife pregnant.

* # ? Sep 30, 2019 06:45
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Escape From Noise

 Liberace kept a lot of sequiturs in business.

Oh sorry. Sequiners. I meant sequiners.

* # ? Sep 30, 2019 09:11
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VideoTapir

He'll tire eventually.

Hugh Malone posted:

*posts Tekashi6ix9ine's courtroom transcripts*

also his obituary, eulogy, and epitaph. They are all the same thing.

* # ? Sep 30, 2019 11:20
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Escape From Noise

 Me: Yo, Werner! I'm going to swing by Popeye's for lunch! Want anything?

Werner Herzog: Look into the eyes of a chicken and you will see real stupidity. It is a kind of bottomless stupidity, a fiendish stupidity. They are the most horrifying, cannibalistic and nightmarish creatures in the world.

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Heather Papps

hello friend


 just WHO exactly do you think YOU are? i am the surrealist one in this relationship okay? OKAY?



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ? Oct 1, 2019 13:18
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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > i'll tell YOU a non-sequitur, bitch