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magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

Goons Are Great posted:

Azazoth, the ever-expanding content explosion, creating original content eternally

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Frostbite on my weiner from sending an arctic dick pic.

Goons Are Great posted:

Freezing my rear end off down here, but we just entered a big city, I wonder where the next Starbucks is! #arctictrip #thedogsbarkallthetime #noneuclidiancoffee

# ? Sep 30, 2019 18:33

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# ? May 9, 2024 12:09

Escape From Noise

Livestreaming my battle against the mole people. Ask I fall and they pile on me I see one mole person standing off to the side holding up a...is that an iPhone 11?

# ? Sep 30, 2019 19:05

Macnult

Adopted a cat from the shelter today! Everyone say hello to Mr. Gamer Word

# ? Sep 30, 2019 19:12

Goons Are Gifts

... you have to endure the incoming sounds of madness, resulting from the summoning. Does this turn you immortal? Maybe. Does it have its price? Definitely. We have to ask ourselves, what is the value of the power the Old Ones bear and avoid ending up being just lambs to the cosmic slaughter. *screen turns black as the tentacle monstrosity devours its prey*

If you liked my summoning tutorial, please subscribe to my channel and hit the bell icon for latest updates, too! Thanks for watching guys, see you next time!

# ? Sep 30, 2019 19:55

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Staring into the void because you thought it was a screensaver

# ? Sep 30, 2019 20:34

Goons Are Gifts

*picture of a nice beach and the sea in the dawn*
As I promised to you guys, this fishing trip will be AWESOME! I heard the fish here can reach human size and come out at night, I can't wait to post all the fish we are going to catch!
#dunwich #thebusdriverwasweird #turningtide

# ? Sep 30, 2019 20:44

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

there are certain things mankind was never meant to subscribe to

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Sep 30, 2019 21:48

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

the latest craze among instagram models: non-euclidean butt injections

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Sep 30, 2019 22:00

nut

# ? Sep 30, 2019 22:25

SardonicTyrant: BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&

That is not dead which can eternal lie on facebook

# ? Sep 30, 2019 23:32

FutonForensic

# ? Oct 1, 2019 01:48

Goons Are Gifts

FutonForensic posted:

lmao

# ? Oct 1, 2019 03:36

Gross Dude: Gross Dude

I was looking at Good Reads to find a new book. I came across The King in Yellow, but all the reviews are from people who only read half of it.

# ? Oct 1, 2019 04:20

Heather Papps: hello friend

posted a selfie today, felt cute, might annihilate sentient life l8r
#effyoursanitystandards

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 1, 2019 13:35

Bonaventure: by sebmojo

edit: lol im dum

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# ? Oct 1, 2019 14:14

Bonaventure: by sebmojo

i had to unfollow the Providence SPCA because they kept posting cat adoptions with names that were ... not okay.

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# ? Oct 1, 2019 14:17

poverty goat

to this day, everyone who read the cursed tweet is trapped in a waking nightmare where trump won the election

# ? Oct 1, 2019 15:06

Goons Are Gifts

Charles Dexter Ward is now in a relationship with Yog-Sothoth.
Cthulhu likes this.

# ? Oct 1, 2019 15:32

Heather Papps: hello friend

Goons Are Great posted:

Charles Dexter Ward is now in a relationship with Yog-Sothoth.
Cthulhu likes this.

you favourited this tweet

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 1, 2019 17:03

Goons Are Gifts

This food posting trend on Instagram is getting out of hand. I get it, you want to show off what fine stuff you dine, but do you really have to have them post selfies prior to the ritual now?

# ? Oct 2, 2019 18:29

cda: by Hand Knit

nut posted:

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# ? Oct 2, 2019 18:43

cda: by Hand Knit

FutonForensic posted:

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# ? Oct 2, 2019 18:43

Bonaventure: by sebmojo

got a weird string of messages from a dude i knew in college on Facebook -- turns out it was actually his wife logged onto his account sending the messages, but the weirder part is that her grandfather had actually taken over her account!

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# ? Oct 2, 2019 21:32

Heather Papps: hello friend

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 5, 2019 14:01

Heather Papps: hello friend

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 5, 2019 14:08

Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

Lady and the Tramp, but with tentacles instead of spaghetti.

<3 <3 Vanisher

# ? Oct 5, 2019 15:44

Escape From Noise

Uxzuigal posted:

Lady and the Tramp, but with tentacles instead of spaghetti.

I've seen this anim...I mean I've heard of it. From a friend. He's... from Canada so you don't know him.

# ? Oct 5, 2019 15:59

Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I've seen this anim...I mean I've heard of it. From a friend. He's... from Canada so you don't know him.

It's OK, the Eye of Cthulhu knows all. And SEES all. I know what you did last summer.

<3 <3 Vanisher

# ? Oct 5, 2019 17:23

SardonicTyrant: BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&

Furries, but it's cosmic horrors fitting into human suits.

# ? Oct 5, 2019 21:13

Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

The New York Slimes rates fashion show tentacular!

<3 <3 Vanisher

# ? Oct 5, 2019 21:36

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

Uxzuigal posted:

The New York Slimes rates fashion show tentacular!

*Me writing a hot-take buzzfeed-style clickbait article about how the fashion show is unfair to eldritch horrors of different body types.*

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Oct 5, 2019 21:40

selan dyin

# ? Oct 6, 2019 07:53

The X-man cometh

Went for a bike ride and saw the cutest puppers! #nofilter #r'lyehvaca

The X-man cometh fucked around with this message at 15:23 on Oct 25, 2019

# ? Oct 25, 2019 15:21

SardonicTyrant: BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&

What's everyone going for for Halloween? I'm going as an economically anxious horror writer.

# ? Oct 25, 2019 18:41

Goons Are Gifts

My new tentacle costume is drat rad, I produce the fluids myself and guess how many mouth openings it has! #boonstagram #eldritchfun

# ? Oct 25, 2019 18:53

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

r/lyeh

# ? Oct 28, 2019 02:58

Goons Are Gifts

Drink-Mix Man posted:

r/lyeh

# ? Oct 28, 2019 12:41

Heather Papps: hello friend

dis sux i got this computer from the dreamlands but you have to play a special tune on a special flute in order to turn it on and i don't have enough fingers or mouths to actually play the song correctly

i got my friend to help and we ended up fusing into a singular entity but we STILL DON'T HAVE ENOUGH FINGERS JEEEEZ

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 28, 2019 12:44

Half-wit: Half a wit more than baby Asahel, or half a wit less? You decide.

In response to the latest instance of 'woke corporate twitter' branded tweets on the whipped topping horny lizard craze, evangelicals everywhere are insisting that we should not wake up for to do so is to lose your minds to the incomprehensible vistas beyond god's intended reality.

# ? Oct 28, 2019 13:00

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# ? May 9, 2024 12:09

death sext

Check out my tiktok!

*a polypous globule lipsyncing billie eilish's "mgvulgthah shuggoth"*

# ? Oct 28, 2019 14:37

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