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I'm here and I'm ready to hoot and holler at politics. It's good again. I'm going back to the gym today which I think I sorely need. It's a local leisure centre that I live near which is handy.
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Sanitary Naptime posted:
I think I've had one of these before. I don't believe these are a patch on jaffas but it was a long time ago. Sanitary Naptime posted:I’ve been hard since 2017 It's probably too late to see a doctor then! E: oh gently caress, snipe. Uh, Lou Bega sang Mambo No. 5, which has not aged very well in the twenty years since its release! The Deleter fucked around with this message at 10:07 on Oct 1, 2019 |
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Oct 1, 2019 09:46
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Guavanaut posted:Also Lou should release Mambos № 1 thru 4, where are the files!? The other four Mambos must not be played. The first one summons locusts, the second one turns water to blood, we never found where the test subjects we got to play the third one went, and the fourth one's just kind of sucks. Alternatively, what CGI Stardust just posted 
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Oct 1, 2019 10:01
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Pesmerga posted:Hello person from 2009 and can you please get word out to your contemporaries so the horrors of the next ten years can be avoided? I think I was in sixth form being a unthinkingly awful shithead in 2009 so if you told me any of this was happening I probably wouldn't have believed you. Also Happy Birthday Mrs. A!!! May you continue to be a very cool trans horned hellgod for many more years.
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Oct 1, 2019 10:08
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There's only one mambo that matters. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6oMNKVQ84w
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Oct 1, 2019 10:23
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Tesseraction posted:Tory conference looking lively Stuff like this makes me really mad and confused about the Tories remaining a force in this country. Nobody's excited for their ideas (if they have any at all) and not a single person I've talked to seems to like any of the public facing figures or the things they've said. The institutional power this subset of guffawing private school wankers is crazy. But also, lol @ the Tories
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Oct 1, 2019 12:46
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Was BOZZA LEGEND a real thing at all, even? It feels like some kind of bubble's burst and now everyone's De Niro kicking this clown. I can't see any paper outside of the Fascism Trio giving him the benefit of the doubt.Tesseraction posted:The Graun, cursed to watch this hellscape, have said that literally every talk by a cabinet minister has not been a policy announcement or discussion but merely testing out attack soundbites for an election. Literally just slogans. gently caress me, they're out of ideas entirely. Didn't they throw out "Living Wage but eventually/not at all" as well? They love not having to commit to promises.
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Oct 1, 2019 12:53
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If you need a break from usless centrist posters or the Tory conference, WDTATW's 100th (definitely 100 shhh) episode is about Alpha Centauri and the politics of the game and factions therein, which made me not dislike that game for about twenty minutes. I recommend it!
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Oct 2, 2019 16:37
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Guavanaut posted:So does that mean "PM will seek Brexit extension if a deal isn't agreed by 19 October" or "PM will seek Brexit extension if No Deal agreed by 19 October" Schrodinger's Johnson. Edit: 44BC was the year that Julius Caesar was assassinated by a bunch of people who hadn't quite planned what they were going to do afterwards.
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Oct 4, 2019 13:05
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Slowly converting my mum to leftism by retweeing strike actions and stories of workers getting hosed over. That's praxis.
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Oct 7, 2019 10:25
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NewMars posted:With the way things are going, I think that's when the dead rise from the thames to attack your nearest Greggs with screaming skull catapults. I'd trust Settra to rule this country better than the Tories. Joke about undead tyrants goes here.
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Oct 8, 2019 12:05
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Archaeology Hat posted:Settra would definitely be better than the Tories. Finally, the Skeleton War can be made real! NewMars posted:Are you kidding me? VC economy is crap and the tomb kings economy is even worse. Turns out you can't take it with you after all. Guavanaut posted:Exhuming vampirechat and One Nation vs. Neoliberal Torychat, anyone else reminded of Carpe Jugulum? Note one of my favourites but it's solid. Mightily Oats' arc is good.
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Oct 8, 2019 12:18
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I'd play more Cities Skylines if it didn't have a ton of dubiously useful/useless DLC thats very difficult to parse if it adds anything of worth or not and if custom building management wasn't a nightmare hellscape.
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Oct 8, 2019 14:20
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Of all the days to work from home, I picked the day where there's no work, lol. At least I can shitpost in this thread all day.
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Oct 9, 2019 10:04
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AceOfFlames posted:I have been saying for the longest time: all people involved with sport should make minimum wage. Owners, athletes, everyone. Watching sport does not enrich the mind or provide any benefit to society than provide bullshit tribalism. Sports provide a way for people to be active, a central pillar for communities to form around and share experiences, and a moment of relief from the crushing grind of the workday, you useless whinging rear end in a top hat. Christ I don't even like sports that much and I can see the positive benefits they can bring.
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Oct 9, 2019 11:54
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loving rich for Bojo to talk about purges and instability when he got rid of 20 MPs and the entire Tory party is looking for a reason to knife him.
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Oct 14, 2019 16:05
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ItohRespectArmy posted:If the queens speech isnt a confidence issue then what happens when it fails to pass gently caress knows
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Oct 14, 2019 16:09
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CoolCab posted:do people not download porn? what if the internet goes out. I draw crude images on my bedroom walls in blackboard marker, hooting like a caveman.
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Oct 15, 2019 12:57
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Don't worry, Kellogg had other amazing ideas of how to solve the problem.
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Oct 15, 2019 13:13
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That's a weird read but there's a pretty good cat at the end.
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Oct 15, 2019 14:50
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Fedule posted:Friends, I have breaking news about a certain much-vaunted government endeavour that was promised a long time ago but has been repeatedly delayed, much to the embarrassment of its government proponents. Hell of a headline the Independent went with for it, huh?
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Oct 16, 2019 14:37
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Pochoclo posted:Lol so if this deal goes through how long until they attach engines to the City of London and move it into Belfast Well, this is a weird spin-off of Mortal Engines!
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Oct 17, 2019 11:22
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Guavanaut posted:Mhoireil Engines? I googled Mhoireil and got a bunch of Homestuck stuff, so either the internet is hosed up or something very bad has happened in Ireland recently.
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Oct 17, 2019 11:27
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Guavanaut posted:Google is weird. I googled it and got nothing but references to Baile Mhoireil (Balmoral). Maybe it thinks you're a [whatever weird name homestuck fans call themselves]. I've not thought about Homestuck in months, which is probably the right state of mind to be in at this point in Internet Culture. I did eventually get Balmoral though. Tesseraction posted:I know it's slightly off topic but I've been dying for like 15 minutes that Trump thinks the leader of Italy is "President Mozzarella" https://twitter.com/DKeetz/status/1184597223465783299 This is loving incredible.
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Oct 17, 2019 11:46
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:The DUP should not decide who rules Britain. MPs should vote for Johnson’s deal, and those who dislike its details should save their fight for the transition. Exit now would at last draw the Brexit poison from daily politics. It would lift the threat of no deal, and hopefully open the door to a calmer negotiation of Britain’s European future. It is time, surely, to end this agony. Its Brexit forever now, I'm afraid. Brexit until the end of time. leave or stay, all anyone will ever talk about is Brexit. The agony will never end.
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Oct 18, 2019 16:44
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Guavanaut posted:Also this. Are young Brits falling out of love with the cuppa? I've never liked tea, also please collapse and vanish, British Broadcasting Corporation.
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Oct 20, 2019 13:55
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This jesus bloke seems a bit dodgy to be honest
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Oct 22, 2019 11:15
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CGI Stardust posted:dark skin, beard, trying to change our culture. hmm. why is no-one in the MSM talking about this? Don't worry, we'll just pretend he's white and it'll be fine.
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Oct 22, 2019 11:20
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marktheando posted:does wendys have a gimmick? what makes it different from the ten million burger places that are a short walk away from me They do the "funny" social medias, and actively reject even attempting to join up on the various sops the other chains have joined to say "hey, we're vaguely trying not killing the world that fast, please buy our burgers." They are insanely anti-worker even by the standards of fast food chains. but they released a lovely dungeons and dragons clone for big epic memes lol
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Oct 22, 2019 11:46
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DesperateDan posted:A pre xmas election only makes me sad because I'm probably still going to be too ill to do leafleting or letter folding or whatever they get people who are too socially awkward/anxious to do other than doorstepping Eggs in a Nest, friendo.
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Oct 23, 2019 10:48
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RockyB posted:Someone was whining to Boris about his bribe of a dukedom not having come through yet. This is an event from Crusader Kings 2 and I claim my £5. Venomous posted:Is this election happening and is Labour dead yet? I'm still so loving confused about everything. Not yet on both accounts.
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Oct 23, 2019 13:05
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Libluini posted:Aren't British chips what we Westerners call fries? It's good, OP.
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Oct 23, 2019 13:46
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Why would you serve fries on bread? This is so weird, the culture shock makes me reeling.
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radmonger posted:there kind of is a difference between telling someone their statements are wrong and calling In orbital bombardment to wipe out all life in the continent they posted from. Only one of these is Praxis. Counterpoint: gently caress off, idiot
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Oct 25, 2019 13:56
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gh0stpinballa posted:dream scenario, labour smash the next GE and each one after that, moving further left in the process, how long do you think it would be before the party system could be abolished entirely and we could develop a one-party state? seems like we'd be missing a trick not trying to marginalize and destroy the lib dems, tories, greens etc if we're bringing in these lovely reforms of everything else source u r quotes
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Oct 25, 2019 15:56
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gh0stpinballa posted:idk you seem to be implying we "need" the tory party and lib dems as opposition, or at least "around", im saying we dont, why not explain why you want the tories and lib dems to remain viable political entities and i will try to explain why you are wrong controlled opposition to laugh at, force them to wear clown makeup and every time they sit down there's a fart noise
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Oct 25, 2019 16:02
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Exioce posted:Yes, the idea of paying for things is stupid, and getting everything for free perfectly realistic... gently caress off idiot
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Oct 27, 2019 18:12
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Tesseraction posted:Cassowary Corbyn Turns Talons on Bodger Bozza Misread this as Badger Bozza and now I'm imagining Redwall but its about all the animals having their monastary seized by the voletariat.
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Oct 29, 2019 14:34
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Pesky Splinter posted:Look. Penicillin is a mold. Penicillin is good for you. Ergo, bathroom mold must be good for you. This is how The Last of Us starts.
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Tesseraction posted:Why are they even asking for money they're loving millionaires They didn't get to be millionaires by spending any of it! *rich people noises*
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