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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
There's a new month, and there's a fire sale on crimes at Fredo's White House of Deals. Discuss.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHXTG-FZiR0


N.B. Apologies to John Cazale and Fredo Corleone for libelously comparing them to Hair Furor.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Smiling Jack posted:

what the hell is going on

From what I can tell, all the crimes are happening at once.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
https://twitter.com/jane__bradley/status/1179343952127909890

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Handsome Ralph posted:

One of those B-17s that flies around the country just crashed in Hartford.

CommieGIR posted:

Colling's B-17 9-0-9. Likely done for this time, significant fire.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Proud Christian Mom posted:

welp we're hosed, looking forward to every Trump family member getting 8 years

The D&D energy is strong with this post.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
I remember a Clive Cussler book where the president got kidnapped and brainwashed by the Rooskies to cause a constitutional crisis by trying to arrest Congress or something and the ultimate solution was to stick him in a simulated White House where he kept thinking he was running the country.

"Where's Dirk Pitt when you need him?", is my point, I think.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

facialimpediment posted:

Sorry, Finland. I swear we're not usually like this!*

*definitely usually like this

https://twitter.com/rebeccaballhaus/status/1179429087200325632?s=19

Trump was just cold-calling various heads of state and asking them for "help", wasn't he?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Flying_Crab posted:

IMO Bernie dropping could almost cement a Warren victory.

Good news! The latest Twitter Left meme is that Warren = Biden.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Crakkerjakk posted:

She's not, she's one of the better senators, but that's a low bar to clear in many cases. If you want a detailed breakdown of why she's not that great (with sources) read this:

https://medium.com/@moon_bat/elizabeth-warren-isnt-your-friend-9a3915ec2ee4

Congrats on being that guy.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Casimir Radon posted:

Maybe his friend horsecock can get him out of this mess.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

oh gently caress

godfuckingdammit motherfucker

gently caress

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Fister Roboto posted:



Alright, fess up, who was it.

:lol:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Summary from C-SPAM:

OpenSourceBurger posted:

Jacob Wohl literally wrote Elizabeth Warren threesome erotic fanfiction.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Fister Roboto posted:

This has got to be some sort of performance art. There's no way these people are serious.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
kelvin whelly
infantry at united states marine corp

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Proud Christian Mom posted:

Hunter also had a seat on the Amtrak board. He also had a direct commission into the US Navy Reserve, requiring an age waiver(he was 43). It also required a second waiver due to a previous drug charge. A month later he pissed hot for coke and was discharged.

He's basically a posterchild for nepotism.

Well then, I'm certainly not going to vote for Hunter Biden!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
the world is stupid

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Handsome Ralph posted:

Are we not laughing that Trump is calling for Romney to be impeached? lol.

what

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Fallom posted:

It would’ve been helpful if he had more to say on the subject than “it would be inappropriate for me to say anything about my time with the presidency.” Instead, he just hosed off with his paycheck.

That's what happens when you, with drat loving good reason, spend centuries establishing civilian control of the armed forces as a paramount principle of governance and instilling that into the armed forces.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Defenestrategy posted:

I wonder what the attempted justification for this is? To stop Russian overflights of American territory?

Honest to God, I just assume that President Onion Dip-for-Brains thinks it's some bullshit treehugger environmental treaty.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Milo and POTUS posted:

The entirety of the world will be covered in houses. Prime farmland paved over and turned into tract housing. And yet, jimmy doesn't stop.

still won't make up for letting Ronald loving Reagan into office

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Casimir Radon posted:

Reagan was a traitor idiot who hosed this country up bad, but every once in a while it's fun to whap Republican losers upside the head with his corpse to show them how far they've fallen.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Obama is practically Christ like in comparison to Trump and W. You forget about Barry? Barry didn’t forget about you, player.

Ave, true to Obama Africanus.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Oh good, we're gonna end up driving the Kurds and Iranians into an alliance.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Oh no, anyone but Kamala Harris, noooooooo Jacob don't do it

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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LingcodKilla posted:

Get the gently caress outa here.

Seriously I don’t care for her but how can somebody just constantly slander people. Besides the president that is.

Oh come on, it's Jacob loving Wohl. He's the least effective fake news guy ever and his attempt to smear Warren literally fell apart while it was being broadcast. So it's gonna be double hilarious when he tries to get the knife out for Kamala "Beat the Margin Of Error But Nobody Else" Harris and accidentally cuts his own dick into a penile onion blossom.

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 02:23 on Oct 9, 2019

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
goddamn rudy showed all of his big wet rear end in technicolor widescreen, didn't he?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Man, if you end up throwing softballs to loving Nancy Pelosi...

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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LingcodKilla posted:

I step away to watch the current even of the 49ers going 5-0 and this happens?


NINERS!!!!

Hell, same.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Incidentally, we've finally figured out the secret sauce to getting military nazis in trouble:

https://twitter.com/DEdwardBeck/status/1183398365129777159

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Why the gently caress have they not be removed before now?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Shut the gently caress up Dick Cheney.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Suicide Watch posted:

What is this? Did the Green Berets leave a message behind for the Russians?



:911:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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mlmp08 posted:

Not a fan of the lovely gaybash joke, tbh

The rest of it is goddamn gold, though.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Well then

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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A Bad Poster posted:

Also, Nancy Pelosi just announced that they aren't going to hold an impeachment vote whooooo

This sounds worse than it (probably) is, since Trump and the congressional Republicans are the ones most loudly demanding an immediate impeachment vote.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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colachute posted:

So is everyone that posts in this thread

I wouldn't have betrayed the Kurds so yeah this tracks.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Platystemon posted:

Erdogan can’t be alone in a room with Pence without his wife.

So is Erdogan is a horse in a human costume or is he just hung like one?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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https://twitter.com/AlexThomasDC/status/1184942690355601408

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Mr. Nice! posted:

Turks have been bombing kurds with white phosphorous.

But...they promised they wouldn't do that :aaa:

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