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I’m eating the free dinner and then immediately going home
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Oct 5, 2019 06:27
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not much at my unemployment internship, just a pen with school logo and file folder to submit for my uni documents appliaction and printing said docs, wanted to take flash usb stick but pussied out, for my defence: without supervision i sleept whenever i could, also internship payment is about 262,65 USD here so gently caress me for not stealing more
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Oct 5, 2019 23:24
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this loving thread lmao Just find a better job that you don't hate, jesus.
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Oct 5, 2019 23:28
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just go down to the job factory and get a better one duh
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Oct 6, 2019 01:33
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I was out of coffee on a Saturday so I went to the office and made a fresh pot. Only did one hour of work and then left.
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Oct 6, 2019 01:44
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Oh also I stole 25,000 dollars worth of hard drives and sold them to the local used computer parts store.
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Oct 6, 2019 01:45
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i could have kept some monitors i brought home for wfh use. they only tracked laptops at that gig and that was the only thing they specifically asked for back. but honestly they were trash so why bother? i would have just recycled them my now anyway. probably would have saved them money if I’d taken them
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Oct 6, 2019 02:29
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I grab a free drink from the fridge even though I'm about to head home and probably not doing any more work
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Oct 6, 2019 03:00
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Jonny 290 posted:this loving thread lmao I enjoy my job and still steal poo poo at every opportunity, as is an employee's duty
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Oct 6, 2019 03:03
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years and years ago i worked for a place that sold music online. i ran dev + ops on the ingestion side, so i had direct access to the flac/aiff/wav/mp3 that the labels uploaded did get me some pre-release copies of various albums every once in a while, even had a script for fetching all files associated with a sku  never shared any of them cause that was when they still cared bout prosecuting
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Oct 6, 2019 03:05
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oh also when i worked retail, we all stole like crazy like full on fraud, putting poo poo out back to pick up after work, not scanning high value items at the register, just opening packages and eating stuff at work
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Oct 6, 2019 03:09
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oh yeah when i was a cook i always ate two meals per shift
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Oct 6, 2019 03:36
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when I worked for a catering company, there was never any extra alcohol to bring back to the shop after weddings
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Oct 6, 2019 03:48
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The vending machine at my old job had just one item where if you gave it exact change, it would vend the item and all of your change back except for one nickel. It was one of those bags of snack mix with like cheezits, pretzels and chips that nobody would ever buy when you could just get a chocolate bar or a bag of the type of chips you actually want, so I don't think anyone knew except for the guys on my team. It worked for about three or four months before either someone snitched, or the vending company finally noticed the huge increase in this one particular item being sold.
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Oct 6, 2019 04:33
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Jonny 290 posted:this loving thread lmao im such a slave to wage slavery, it drains my motivation to care about living
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Oct 6, 2019 05:49
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Alzabo posted:back in '08 I got a call at 11AM call on a Saturday morning from a friend CJ'ing at a home mortgage company, who said something like this: Who steals my sparc steals trash; 'tis something, nothing; 'Twas mine, 'tis his, and has been slave to thousands.
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Oct 6, 2019 07:03
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Also steal from grocery stores
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Oct 6, 2019 08:34
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Siljmonster posted:Also steal from grocery stores stealing food is not a crime if you cant afford it imo
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Oct 6, 2019 09:28
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in my teens i briefly worked a newly opened restaurant where the owners girlfriend was the day-to-day manager. After a few weeks, she called everyone in to a meeting demanding to know who stole all the pens. Apparently we had gone through 100 of those cheap-rear end bic pens in the first few weeks... when a colleague said that in a restaurant with 5 cooks and 10 waiters on each shift, its a miracle we didnt go through more, she lost it and said she would not supply us with any more... after that i made sure to pocket a pen every shift, and a few weeks later she started suppplying us with pens again. she tried the same tactic when she thought we were using to many dish-cloths. Closing a full restaurant + kitchen with 3 cloths got pretty tiring fast. sidenote: restaurant was open for about 6 months before going bankrupt. i went by the evening before we all got told we lost our jobs. the same evening bikers showed up and demanded to talk to the owner - apparently he lent 50,000 dollars to stay afloat the last few months. never made more money in my teens, doing less work.. good times... today im spoiled and get everything i want from my job, so no need to steal refleks fucked around with this message at 16:31 on Oct 6, 2019 |
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Oct 6, 2019 15:35
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i guess this is technically stealing too: when i worked as a cook we also used to have egg throwing contests to see who could throw them out the back door the furthest. one guy managed to land an egg on the post office roof across the road
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Oct 6, 2019 15:46
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I steal value from the shareholders by working on nonsense projects that will never ship
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Oct 6, 2019 17:25
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Cold on a Cob posted:i guess this is technically stealing too: lmao we would try to hit the container with whatever bad produce we had, from the other side of the loading dock
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Oct 6, 2019 17:31
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I'm basically a massive imposter at work so I think that technically counts as stealing
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Oct 6, 2019 18:12
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qhat posted:I'm basically a massive imposter at work so I think that technically counts as stealing hell, same
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Oct 6, 2019 18:34
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Jonny 290 posted:this loving thread lmao lmao. good one.
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Oct 6, 2019 18:54
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forcing people to care about computers and respecting other peoples opinions about them for 40 o 50 hours a week is an unforgivable offense that requires theft at any chance.
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Oct 6, 2019 18:59
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Saying you actually enjoy busting your rear end almost exclusively for the benefit of a bunch of people who literally do not care at all about your welfare is about as Stockholm as it gets.
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Oct 6, 2019 22:31
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its ok someday yall will understand
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Oct 6, 2019 23:12
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I will never understand class treason
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Oct 6, 2019 23:33
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Krankenstyle posted:I will never understand class treason I don't think u get it, op
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Oct 6, 2019 23:50
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Currently my guts are class traitorous because I'm making GBS threads at home instead of on the clock
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Oct 6, 2019 23:55
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Captain Foo posted:no cops in yospos no farmers either 
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Oct 7, 2019 07:33
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Krankenstyle posted:I will never understand class treason by the grace of god one day you will understand the joy of having a good job you like. theres nothing like going home after every fiscal quarter knowing you did everything you could to get your boss a bonus, and enjoyed the journey along the way.
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Oct 7, 2019 14:40
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power botton posted:by the grace of god one day you will understand the joy of having a good job you like. we all work because they pay us to, not to make someone else richer. that might be a side effect. it’s okay to enjoy your job. in fact, it’s better than being miserable your entire life.
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Oct 7, 2019 16:16
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a fair and balanced response from management. thank you
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Oct 7, 2019 16:29
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if i had the perfect job i would still steal anything i could get away with
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Oct 7, 2019 16:39
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Siljmonster posted:Also steal from grocery stores If I have to self check out i'm ringing everything up as bananas.
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Oct 7, 2019 17:25
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Sweevo posted:if i had the perfect job i would still steal anything i could get away with
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power botton posted:by the grace of god one day you will understand the joy of having a good job you like. just be your own boss hth anybody in the US can start their own small business whenever they want
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